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I Lobster But Never Flounder 
By: Pinkard & Bowden
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Rank this week: 23 (↑11)
Duration: 3:41 
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Lyrics By: Braddock & Braddock (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: Braddock & Braddock (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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Published By: Sony/ATV Tree Publishing (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Licensing: BMI  #644487 
Keywords: COUNTRY, SEAFOOD, WORDPLAY 
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  • Song has many underwater puns like Kip Addotta's "Wet Dream". (CZW Ref Fan Steven)
  • Song Lyrics:
    I was a cook
    and she was a waitress
    Down at the Salty Sam Seafood Café
    and somewhere 'tween the clam juice and the seaweed salad
    some little shrimp just lured her away

    Oh, I lobster and never flounder
    He wrapped his line around her
    and they drove off in his carp
    Oh, I lobster and never flounder
    I octopus his face in
    Eel only break her heart

    I said, "Just squid and leave me
    for that piano tuna
    if you want to trout something new"
    She was the bass I ever had
    Now my life has no porpoise
    Oh my cod, I love her, yes, I do

    Oh, I lobster and never flounder
    He wrapped his line around her
    and they drove off in his carp
    Oh, I lobster and never flounder
    I octopus his face in
    Eel only break her heart

    (Spoken:)
    "Boy, I swordfish she'd come back to me, Sandy. I shore'd a whale of a time." "Now, Richard, you know she'd just pull that 'Not tonight, I've got a haddock' routine." "You're probably right. But y'know, I've kelped her picture in my walleye just for the halibut. I wonder if she's still got mine in her perch?" "Did you..you say 'perch'?" "Yeah, I'm afraid so." "That's good. For a moment there, I thought I was losing my herring." (audience groans) "Well, we bass squid all this seahorsing around before these people out here go into a state of shark." "Yeah, if we get out of here alive, it's going to be a...mackerel." "Frankly scallop, I don't give a clam."
    (Stavro Arrgolus)
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