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Song Details
Duration: 2:15 
Release Date: 1984  (peterpuck9) 
Lyrics By: Julie Brown, Charles Coffey & Dennis Poore (peterpuck9) 
Music By: Julie Brown, Charles Coffey & Dennis Poore (peterpuck9) 
Produced By: Dan Lawson (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Released By: Rhino (peterpuck9) 
Published By: Bitchen Tunes/Charlie Coffey Music (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Licensing: ASCAP  #330363450 
Keywords: AIRHEADS, BLONDES, MAGNUM, SPELLING, VANITY 
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Facts:
  • The title was intentionally spelled "blond" - no e - the gag was that the "singer" character was too stupid to know how to spell the thing that she's singing about. (Stavro Arrgolus)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Because I'm blonde, I don't have to think
    I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks
    Don't have to worry about gettin' a man
    If I keep this blonde and I keep these tan

    'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah!
    'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah!

    I see people workin', it just makes me giggle
    'Cause I don't have to work, I just have to jiggle
    'Cause I'm blonde, B-L-O-N-D
    'Cause I'm a blonde, don't you wish you were me?

    I never learned to read and I never learned to cook
    Why should I bother when I look like I look?
    I know lots of people are smarter than me
    But I have this philosophy - So what?
    'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah!

    I see girls without dates and I feel so sorry for 'em
    'Cause whenever I'm around, all the men ignore 'em
    'Cause I'm blonde, nya nya nya!
    'Cause I'm a blonde, nya nya nya!

    They say to make it you need talent and ambition
    Well, I got a TV show and this was my audition:
    Um okay, what was it, okay um, don't tell me. Oh yeah, okay - "Duck Magnum, duck!"

    'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah!
    'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah!

    I took an IQ test and I flunked it, of course
    I can't spell VW, but I got a Porsche
    'Cause I'm a blonde, B-L-I-N-D!
    'Cause I'm a blonde, don't you wish you were me?

    I just want to say that being chosen as this month's Miss August is like, a compliment I'll remember for as long as I can. Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA, but my goal is to become a veterinarian, 'cause I love children

    'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah!
    'Cause we're all blonde, yeah yeah yeah!

    Girls think I'm snotty and maybe its true
    With my hair and body, you would be too
    'Cause I'm a blonde, B-L... I don't know!
    'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah!
    'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah!
    'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah!
    (Bill L)
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    Current Rating 10.0 (3 votes)
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    DJ Particle   Offline  -  Moderator, Artist & D.J.  -  05-29-10 02:37 PM  -  8 years ago
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    Added the real video for the song to replace the AMV
      Online  -   -  06-03-07 04:11 PM  -  11 years ago
    fiogf49gjkf0d
    this song is soooooooooooooooo funny!
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