Caught Me One Handed by Bob Rivers

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Caught Me One Handed
By: Bob Rivers

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Parody of "It Wasn't Me" By Shaggy (Dave AuJus)

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'Shaggy, are you in there?'
'I'm, uh, uh busy right now, I've got''
'Oh my God!'
'Ughhhhh'

Oh No! Mommy came in and she caught me one-handed
Dreamin' about the girl next door
Picture this I was workin' that gherkin
Shoulda' locked that bedroom door
How could I get caught while was I pickin'up a pound of meat?
All this time she was standin' there
I'm polishing my good friend Pete

When you are young man you need a little thrilla
Keep a dirty magazine underneath your pilla
You never admit when you tenderize your steak
Or when you been wrestling with a one-eyed snake

A box a Kleenex on the counter
I was in heat
A tube of lotion on the sofa
To beat my meat
Hear my breathing getting louder
I was in heat
All the sudden it was over

Mommy came in and she caught me one handed
Lookin' for the unicorn
'Mom, geez!'
Picture this I had roped that pony
Had him in a tug of war
How could I be casual while the General salutes my feet?
And the bishop he was standin' there shiverin' for lack of heat
'Come on, lil' fella'
Can you tell that I am embarrassed for that shame that I caused?
So that purple headed warrior will have to be flogged

When you start to stimulatin' your little fella'
You're strokin' that bat like a young Lou Piniella
You'll never get a real woman, ain't no way
But you can play choke it with the chicken all day

Mommy came in and she caught me one-handed
Dreamin' about the girl next door
Picture this I was working that gherkin
Shoulda' locked that bedroom door
How could I get caught while was I pickin' up a pound of meat?
All this time she was standin' there
I'm polishing my good friend Pete

(Dave AuJus)

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	Stavro Arrgolus Offline - Editor, MP3 - 01-06-16 05:33 PM - 8 years ago
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	Dave AuJus Offline - Artist & D.J. - 01-06-16 05:09 PM - 8 years ago
	fiogf49gjkf0d Please merge with "Caught Me One Handed" - Bob Rivers www.madmusic.com/song_details.aspx?SongID=17887

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