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Valley Girl 
By: Frank & Moon Zappa
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Rank this week: 20 (↑35)
Duration: 4:51 
Release Date: 1982  (CapSuper) 
Lyrics By: Frank and Moon Zappa (sav-man) 
Music By: Frank and Moon Zappa (sav-man) 
Produced By: Frank Zappa (sav-man) 
Released By: Barking Pumpkin (CapSuper) 
Published By: Munchkin Music Co. (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Licensing: ASCAP  #520044006 (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Keywords: '80S POP CULTURE, CALIFORNIA, MOON ZAPPA, VALSPEAK 
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Facts:
  • Frank Zappa's only top 40 hit on the American non-demented charts. (CapSuper)
  • Reached #32 on the BILLBOARD charts in September 1982. (sav-man)
  • This song is a satire on the "Val-speak" which was popular among teenage girls living in the San Fernando Valley region of California. Popular phrases included "totally!", "gag me with a spoon!", and "grody to the max," among others. This song's popularity encouraged many other teenage girls around the the rest of the USA to talk the same way (for whatever that was worth)! (sav-man)
  • This was a song that Zappa had started but had been unable to finish to his satisfaction until he came up with the idea of having his daughter, Moon, imitate the typical "Val" accent in her dialogue (which was totally ad-libbed and later edited). Moon herself was NOT a Val; she told MUPPET MAGAZINE that she was more into reading (i.e., Jonathan Swift) and baking! (sav-man)
  • From the 1982 Zappa album SHIP ARRIVING TOO LATE TO SAVING A DROWNING WITCH. (sav-man)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Valley girl
    She's a valley girl
    Valley girl
    She's a valley girl
    Okay, fine...
    Fer sure, fer sure
    She's a valley girl
    In a clothing store
    Okay, fine...
    Fer sure, fer sure
    She's a

    Like, oh my god! (valley girl)
    Like - totally (valley girl)
    Encino is like so bitchin' (valley girl)
    Theres like the galleria (valley girl)
    And like all these like really great shoe stores
    I love going into like clothing stores and stuff
    I like buy the neatest mini-skirts and stuff
    Its like so bitchin' cuz like everybody's like
    Super-super nice...
    It's like so bitchin'...

    On Ventura, there she goes
    She just bought some bitchin' clothes
    Tosses her head 'n flips her hair
    She got a whole bunch of nothin in there

    Anyway, he goes are you into s and m?
    I go, oh right...
    Could you like just picture me in like a leather teddy
    Yeah right, hurt me, hurt me...
    I'm sure! no way!
    He was like freaking me out...
    He called me a beastie...
    Thats cuz like he was totally blitzed
    He goes like, bag your face!
    I'm sure!

    Valley girl
    She's a valley girl
    Valley girl
    She's a valley girl
    Okay, fine...
    Fer sure, fer sure
    She's a valley girl
    So sweet n pure
    Okay, fine...
    Fer sure, fer sure
    She's a
    It's really sad (valley girl)
    Like my English teacher
    He's like... (valley girl)
    He's like Mr. bu-fu (valley girl)
    We're talking lord God king bu-fu (valley girl)
    I am so sure
    He's like so gross
    He like sits there and like plays with all his rings
    And he like flirts with all the guys in the class
    It's like totally disgusting
    I'm like so sure
    It's like barf me out...
    Gag me with a spoon!

    Last idea to cross her mind
    Had something to do with where to find
    A pair of jeans to fit her butt
    And where to get her toenails cut

    So like I go into this like salon place, y'know
    And I wanted like to get my toenails done
    And the lady like goes, oh, my God, your toenails
    Are like so grody
    It was like really embarrassing
    She's like, oh my god, like bag those toenails
    I'm like sure...
    She goes, uh, I don't know if I can handle this, y'know...
    I was like really embarrassed...

    Valley girl
    She's a valley girl
    Valley girl
    She's a valley girl
    Okay, fine
    Fer sure, fer sure
    She's a valley girl
    And there is no cure
    Okay, fine
    Fer sure, fer sure
    She's a valley girl
    And there is no cure

    Like my mother is like a total space cadet (valley girl)
    She like makes me do the dishes and (valley girl)
    Clean the cat box (valley girl)
    I am sure
    Thats like gross (valley girl)
    Barf out! (valley girl)
    Oh my God (valley girl)

    Hi!
    Uh-huh... (valley girl)
    My name?
    My name is Ondrya Wolfson (valley girl)
    Uh-huh
    Thats right, Ondrya (valley girl)
    Uh-huh...
    I know
    It's like... (valley girl)
    I do not talk funny...
    I'm sure (valley girl)
    Whatsa matter with the way I talk? (valley girl)
    I am a val, I know (valley girl)
    But I live like in a really good part of Encino, so its okay
    (valley girl)
    Uh-huh... (valley girl)
    So like, I don't know (valley girl)
    I'm like freaking out totally (valley girl)
    Oh my god! (valley girl)

    Hi - I have to go to the orthodontist (valley girl)
    I'm getting my braces off, y'know (valley girl)
    But I have to wear a retainer
    Thats going to be really like a total bummer
    I'm freaking out
    I'm sure
    It's like those things that like stick in your mouth
    They're so gross...
    You like get saliva all over them
    But like, I don't know, its going to be cool, y'know
    So you can see my smile
    It'll be like really cool
    Except my like my teeth are like too small
    But no biggie...
    It's so awesome
    It's like tubular, y'know
    Well, I'm not like really ugly or anything
    It's just like
    I don't know
    You know me, I'm like into like the clean stuff
    Like Pac-Man and like, I don't know
    Like my mother like makes me do the dishes
    It's like so gross...
    Like all the stuff like sticks to the plates
    And it's like, it's like somebody else's food, y'know
    It's like grody...
    Grody to the max
    I'm sure
    It's like really nauseating
    Like barf out
    Gag me with a spoon
    Gross
    I am sure
    Totally...
    (jammin DIA)
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    ruthann   (Offline)  -  Member  -  06-25-08 08:44 AM  -  73 months ago
    I'd love to Val-speak since I live in "the valley" in CT...LOL
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    Blue Rose Maiden   (Offline)  -  Member  -  01-29-07 12:24 AM  -  90 months ago
    Whenever I went into Val-speak my friends would beg me to "Talk normal!!"

    Like, omigod! Like, Ted Haggerd is Lord God King Bu-Fu! Barf out, gag me with a spoon! ^_^

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