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Everything Is Dangerous 
By: Tom Smith
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Duration: 2:06 (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Release Date: 2007  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Lyrics By: Tom Smith (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: Tom Smith (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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Your kid can get salmonella from his new pet turtle
Buckle your seat belt or through the windshield you will hurtle
You can choke on anything not bigger than your head
Everything is dangerous, so how come you're not dead?

You might poke your eye out with any given toy
You might die from allergies to peanuts, wheat, or soy
All these deadly circumstances we cannot improve
Everything is dangerous, so please try not to move

Terrorists are everywhere, in every school and mall
And it might be better if you don't touch cheese at all

All the other drivers are insane and they've got guns
Don't pick up hitchhikers, even if they're dressed as nuns
Your date has GHB, he hopes tomorrow you'll forget him
Everything is dangerous, so go ahead and wet 'em

Dihydrogen monoxide will surely spell your doom
It might just be easier if you don't leave the room

Make sure that your sunscreen is at least SPF 30
Don't eat food in restaurants, the chef's hands might be dirty
Gay men want your body and they can't control their urges
Monks have secret messages they're chanting in their dirges

Magnetic waves from in your cell phone just might fry your brain
There's a Flying Spaghetti Monster in your beef chow mein
Paris Hilton might explode, I saw it on Fox News
Everything is dangerous, including Starburst chews

Keep yourself hydrated or you'll pass out from the heat
Watch out for a wormhole openin' up beneath your feet
Motorcyclists with tattoos just got out of the joint
Homeless people have diseases, so don't stare and point

From the moment that you're born until the day you die
Everything might kill you, and a lot of things will try
So you've got two choices, and they're easy to compare
Everything is dangerous, or everything's just there
Everything is dangerous, so suck it up, mon frere
(Stavro Arrgolus)
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Current Rating 8.3 (2 votes)
Played on 3 shows:
07-15-16, #MMS-19701-02-11, #MMP-3
02-19-12, #MMS-154
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Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  01-06-11 10:05 AM  -  10 years ago
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"He's right, you know" www.themadmusicarchive.com/song_details.aspx?SongID=32788
davidtanny   Offline  -  Artist & D.J.  -  12-30-10 10:28 PM  -  10 years ago
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As soon as you're born, you slowly begin dying, so you might as well party it up.
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