"Medical Love Song" or "Sit On My Face"- Monty Python

Yes, I know, but neither are considered 'explicit'.

Somehow, I can't make a show like this. Too syrupy/positive. Dave can make an MMH about it if he wants, but I'd insist my show be anti-love. It's my counterintuitive nature, I guess.

Just out of sheer bloody-mindedness, I'd also insist on playing

Makka na Scarf (Scarlet Scarf) - Space Battleship Yamato 2199 Soundtracks

There are a zillion anime love songs, but this is the one I always think of first.