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Rank this week: 32 (↑89)
Duration: 2:46 
Release Date: 3/24/1973  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Lyrics By: Donovan Leitch (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: Donovan Leitch (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Produced By: Donovan/Michael Peter Hayes (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Released By: Epic (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Published By: ABKCO Music Inc. (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Licensing: BMI  #728017 (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Keywords: ADULT DIAPERS, ASTRONAUTS, BODILY FUNCTIONS, MARS, MOON, SPACE 
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Facts:
  • I heard that the late Steve Goodman would play this in his performances near the time this was originally issued. (Tim P. Ryan)
  • When Dr. Demento plays this, the *bad words* are usually replaced by sound effects. (Tim P. Ryan)
  • Song Lyrics:
    I was impressed like everyone
    When man began to fly
    Out of earthly regions
    To planets in the sky
    With total media coverage
    We watched the heroes land
    As ceremoniously
    They disturbed the cosmic sand

    In awe with admiration
    We listened to the talk
    Such pride felt they
    Such joy to be
    Upon the moon to walk
    My romantic vision shattered
    When it was explained to me
    Spacemen wear old diapers
    In which they s**t and pee

    Oh, the intergalactic laxative
    Will get you from here to there
    Relieve you and believe me
    Without a worry or care
    If shitting is your problem
    When you're out there in the stars
    Oh, the intergalactic laxative
    Will get you from here to Mars

    They don't partake like you and I
    Of beefy burger mush
    Their food is specially prepared
    To dissolve into slush
    Absorbed by multi-fibers
    In the super diaper suit
    Otherwise the slush would trickle
    Down inside the boot

    Oh, the intergalactic laxative
    Will get you from here to there
    Relieve you and believe me
    Without a worry or care
    If shitting is your problem
    When you're out there in the stars
    Oh, the intergalactic laxative
    Will get you from here to Mars

    You may well ask now what becomes
    Of liquid they consume
    A pipe is led from penis head
    To a unit in the room
    The water is recirculated
    Filtered for re-use
    In case of anti-gravity-
    Pee gets on the loose.

    Oh, the intergalactic laxative
    Will get you from here to there
    Relieve you and believe me
    Without a worry or care
    If shitting is your problem
    When you're out there in the stars
    Oh, the intergalactic laxative
    Will get you from here to Mars

    Wherever man has conquered,
    On the quest for frontiers new
    (Da da da da)
    I'm glad that he's always had to do
    The number one and two
    It makes it all so ordinary
    Just like you and me
    To know the greatest heroes
    They had to s**t and pee

    The intergalactic laxative
    Will get you from here to there
    For cosmic constipation
    There's none that can compare
    If shitting is your problem
    When you're out there in the stars
    Oh, the intergalactic laxative
    The intergalactic laxative
    The intergalactic laxative
    Will get you from here to Mars
    (Stavro Arrgolus)
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    Current Rating 9.9 (9 votes)
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