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Have Your *** Home By 11:00 
By: Richard Pryor
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Duration: 2:31 
Release Date: 1974  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Lyrics By: Richard Pryor (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: N/A (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Produced By: Richard Pryor (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Released By: Partee/Stax 2404 (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Published By: Richard Pryor Publishing (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Licensing: BMI  #7746123 (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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  • The album this bit originally comes from- "That ******'s Crazy" won the 1975 Grammy® for Best Comedy Recording. (Stavro Arrgolus)
  • Another golden example of the sort of bit one would get shot, sued or protested at if they played it on the radio in these evil times. Though, oddly enough, Dr. Demento got away with playing an uncensored version of it once...in 1980...as a bonus track. (Stavro Arrgolus)
  • When posting material that is now considered 'politically incorrect', it should be stated that, as always, it is not the intention of this site to offend, but rather to present accurate info. & lyrics as they appeared in their original form. (Stavro Arrgolus)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Some ******'s good for you, Jack. Gettin some ***** beats havin' a war. I ain't lyin'. Comin' is a lot of fun. 'Cause I never got no ***** when I was a legal teenager. Not much 'cause- "Ohhhh, **** you- can't even sing!" You had to sing or somethin' to get some *****. Right. Girls used to do horrible **** to a ******, boy. 'Cause they wasn't givin' up no *****. In the fifties, it was very seldom that you got any parts of *****. Right? You be tongue kissin' an' ****, Jack. Dick get harder than times in '29. Nuts go all up into yo' stomach, boy. Y'ever have that? "Owwww! Ya' got ta gimme some, owwwww!" "I'm not giving anything, I'm on my period!" "You on yo' period again? You gonna bleed to death, *****!"

    And I try to get home before eleven, 'cause that's when my father have me be home. By eleven. My father was one of them eleven o'clock *******. "Say, say, where you goin' Richard? Huh? ******, you didn't ask nobody could you go no place! What the ****? You a man now, ******? Get a job, that's for sure! I don't give a **** where you go, be home by 'leven. You understand eleven, don'cha, ******? You can tell time, cantcha? What's that clock say in the kitchen, ******? The clock, motherfucka! What's the clock say? 'Leven o'clock, bring yo' *** here! I don't mean down the street singin' with them *******, either. I ain't gettin' yo' *** outta jail no mo' motherfucka. That's right. An' bring me back a paper!"

    Right. An' you go out, nothin start happenin' 'til eleven-thirty. All the dudes be standin' around and you say, "What you waitin' on, man?" " 'Leven-thirty. We gonna pinch a ***** at 'leven-thirty." And I'd have to get home with my blue nuts all up in- "Ohhhh! Oh, God!" Get home- "******, I thought I told you to be home by 'leven! I don' wanna hear that ****! I'm gonna kick yo' ***!" "Can I jack off first?"

    My uncles an' my family only fucked in one position- up an' down. Uncle say, "Boy, don't you EVER kiss no *****! I mean that. Whatever you do in life, don't kiss no *****!" I couldn't wait to kiss a *****. He'd been wrong about everything else! Woman had to beat me off- "That's enough! That's enough! Please, please...two dates..." And dudes...(guy in crowd shouts "You crazy!) Huh? (guy: You crazy!) Yeah!

    You ever be with a woman you wanted to be with for a long time, man and you finally get with her and you come in about four seconds? An' you be panicked, Jack, tryin' to be cool- "Oh God...don't let her know. Just let it stay heavy if not hard!" "You're not moving as much as you were." "I'm just resting a little...I want you to enjoy this.."

    ©1974 Black Rain, Inc./East Memphis Music
    (Stavro Arrgolus)
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    06-08-80, #80-23
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