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Rank this week: 74 (↑3)
Duration: 2:56 (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Release Date: 11/25/2008  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Lyrics By: Javerbaum/Schlesinger (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: Javerbaum/Schlesinger (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Produced By: Adam Schlesinger/Stephen M. Gold (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Released By: Comedy Central (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Published By: Bizzu Music/Vaguely Familiar Music (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Licensing: ASCAP  #333955814 (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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Jon: Can I interest you in Hannukah?

Maybe something in a Festival of Lights

It's a sensible alternative to Christmas

And it lasts for seven -for you - eight nights.

Stephen: Hanukkah huh? I've never really thought about it.

Jon: Well, you could do worse.



Stephen: Is it merry?

Jon: It's kind of merry

Stephen: Is it cheery?

Jon: It's got some cheer

Stephen: Is it jolly?

Jon: Look, I wouldn't know from jolly.

But it's not my least unfavorite time of year.



Stephen: When's it start?

Jon: On the 25th

Stephen: Of December?

Jon: ...Kislev

Stephen: When is when, exactly?

Jon: I will check

Stephen: Are there presents?

Jon: Yes, indeed 8 days of presents

Which means one nice one, then a week of dreck.



Stephen: Does Hanukkah commemorate events profound and holy? A king who came to save the world?

Jon: No, oil that burned quite slowly

Stephen: Well, it sounds fantastic!

Jon: There's more!



Jon: We have latkes

Stephen: What are they?

Jon: Potato pancakes. We have dreidels

Stephen: What are they?

Jon: Wooden tops. We have candles

Stephen: What are they?

Jon: THEY ARE CANDLES!

And when we light them, oh the fun it never stops.



What do you say, Stephen, do you want to give Hanukkah a try?

Stephen: I'm trying to see me as a Jew

I'm trying even harder

But I believe in Jesus Christ

So it's a real non-starter



Jon: I can't interest you in Hanukkah? Just a little bit?

Stephen: No thanks, I'll pass. I'll keep Jesus; you keep your potato pancakes. But I hope that you enjoy 'em on behalf of all of the goyim.

Jon: Be sure to tell the Pontiff, my people say Good Yontif.

Stephen: That's exactly what I'll do

Both: Happy holidays, you

Jon: too!

Stephen: Jew!



Jon: Too?
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