I've Got A ***** For Christmas by Nerf Herder

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I've Got A ***** For Christmas
By: Nerf Herder

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Duration:	1:37 (Stavro Arrgolus)
Release Date:	2000 (Stavro Arrgolus)
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Mend up your stocking hole
'cause this lump ain't made of coal
I've got a ***** for Christmas

Cranberry sauce, green beans and muffins
You be the turkey; I'll do the stuffing
I've got a ***** for Christmas

Singin' joy to the world!
To each and every girl
To a-all of your girls
O-oooh

Go!

Oooh, oooh, ooooh
Yeah!
Oooh, oooh, ooooh

Hang up your Christmas stockin'
And let me put my c**k in
I've got a ***** for Christmas

All year we've been in a rut
This time let's do it in the butt
I've got a ***** for Christmas

Singing joy to the world
To each and every girl
To a-all of your girls
O-oooh
I've got a *****
O-oooh
For Christmas (Stavro Arrgolus)

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Played on 5 shows:
	12-26-16, #MMS-209	12-11-11, #MMS-146
	12-17-14, #ISGD-14-69	12-21-08, #08-51
	12-01-13, #MMS-180
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	peterpuck9 Offline - Participant - 10-28-11 12:06 AM - 12 years ago
	fiogf49gjkf0d Seconded!

	Stavro Arrgolus Offline - Editor, MP3 - 10-27-11 12:57 PM - 12 years ago
	fiogf49gjkf0d Go on...play this for me on one of the Xmas shows. Should this be labeled 'explicit'? Read your Carlin: "...and the word cock is a halfway dirty word, 50% dirty- dirty half the time, depending on what you mean by it. Remember when you first heard it, like in 6th grade, you used to giggle. "And the cock crowed three times." "Hey, the cock crowed three times! It's in the Bible! Cock is in the Bible!" And the first time you heard about a cockfight, remember- What? Huh? Naw. It ain't that, are you stupid, man? It's chickens, you know?" So I guess not.

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