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Text Messaging Ain't Right 
By: Below Average Dave
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Rank this week: 56 (↑27)
Duration: 3:37 
Release Date: 9/20/2008  (DJ Particle) 
Lyrics By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Music By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Produced By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Released By: badave.com (belowaveragedave) 
Published By: badave.com (belowaveragedave) 
Licensing: CC 
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  • Parody of "Semi Charmed Life" by Third Eye Blind (belowaveragedave)
  • Song Lyrics:
    LOL, LMAO
    LOL, LMAO
    LOL, LMAO
    LOL

    Compact what I'm saying
    when typing
    Abbreviate what I see
    Say B.R.B.
    What does that mean, Frustration
    from conversation
    F.Y.I., it makes me cry you see
    Words are out of style
    Never spell out U
    Can you spell out a word or two
    Looking like a stooge
    He said T.Y. , it meant thank you?
    W.T.F. is with that dude?
    And they speak it too, from their mouths cutting verbs
    Stutter half the time and I do not know the words
    I still spell out hello, shows my age
    They all think that I'm J.K.

    What's with that word MILF?
    What does that word mean?
    Text Messaging ain't right, what's that, what's that
    Still wondering bought MILF?
    I'm not joking when I say
    What's That?

    LOL, LMAO
    LOL, LMAO
    LOL, LMAO
    LOL

    That text was bold, feeling old
    I can't keep up as this stuff unfolds
    And I don't have a damn prayer
    Stressing out here
    Smileys are emotions with a face
    I understand that
    It's 2.M.O.Z. I can't take
    It wont stop, It spreads around, I go flop
    Need to drop this system
    put full speak back on top
    Put it back up
    I'm still typing out my sentence
    Spelled it out again
    And spelled it out again I said

    What's wrong with spelling out 'too'
    I don't know, I'll never have a damn clue
    What does it mean when they say F.U.
    It's spinning my head

    This new language hell, cuts English like swiss
    Text Messaging ain't right, what's that, what's that
    Making my brain melt
    I Can't read what you've displayed
    To-night

    What does S.O.B. mean I don't know
    I.M. is unappealing, it's not like speaking
    In fact it really kinda blows
    I can't comprehend it, though I try
    When I try to dissect it my mind is fried
    And it's such a damn fright, a fright

    Shorten things to hell
    It still don't feel quite right, oh well
    oh well
    When you text by cell
    I think you meant Ash Tray?

    Ash-Tray?

    Good-Lay?

    Let's-Plaaaay?

    Wrong-Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay?

    LOL, LMAO
    LOL, LMAO
    LOL, LMAO

    (LOL, LMAO continues in the background)
    Short text get's old, sucks at most
    T.T.Y.L until your vocab grows
    Someday think we could speak
    I swear full text
    I think I'm perplexed when I ty-y-y-y-y-y-y-pe

    LOL, LMAO
    LOL, LMAO
    LOL, LMAO

    Please let text speak go. . .
    (belowaveragedave)
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    belowaveragedave   Offline  -  Artist & D.J.  -  06-12-09 02:24 PM  -  9 years ago
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    A volume improved version of this song has been uploaded, the original was 6.1 db below normal radio quality. . .sorry guys, I'm trying to get the whole collection done, I've got so many songs that were recorded in crap quality despite being some of my best work--like this one--but now it's better, the Soundclick files naturally are being replaced on any song I replace here as well for anyone who wants them.
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