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All Out of Beer 
By: Possible Oscar
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Duration: 5:13 
Release Date: 10/2/2007  (Tim P. Ryan) 
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  • Parody of "All Out Of Love" by Air Supply (czwrefsteven)
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    All Out of Beer


    BUD: Can I have everyone's attention please? Thank you all for coming out to our Possible Oscar House Party Fun Time Blow Out Jamboree and Tupperware Party!

    (applause/hoots)

    It's been a wonderful evening. However, I have a confession to make. This isn't going to be easy for me to say.

    I think, by saying it through the soft terry cloth sounds of A.M. gold, it should lessen the shock.

    Marshall, If you would please...


    It's 8:53 on a Saturday night
    Drinking a few with our friends
    Meatballs were a hit, hope you liked the Chex mix
    The Tupperware kept them fresh

    There's only one thing that could ruin the mood
    And temper the mirth of this day
    The amount that we bought, wasn't nearly enough
    In the end what I'm trying to say, what I'm trying to say

    We're all out of beer, the coolers are empty
    You don't have to leave, there's plenty of soda
    We're all out of beer, yes even the cheap stuff
    You drank it too fast, sobriety won't last long

    It seems that a few of you shoulder the blame
    Consumed more than most of the room
    I'm talking to you, Steve, you drank 42
    I expect that you'll drop dead soon

    STEVE (drunkenly): Pffft! I don't even (body falling sound)

    Now, Larry, I find your behavior uncouth
    It's time to pull up your jeans
    And, Susan, it's clear you can't handle your beer
    So much for your dignity, dignity

    We're all out of beer, the coolers are empty
    You don't have to leave, charades can be so fun
    We're all out of beer, yes even the cheap stuff
    You drank it too fast, sobriety won't last long

    Ooh, who's up for a beer run?
    Who's up for a beer run?
    Who's up for a beer run?
    Who's up for a beer run?

    GUY ONE: You! You tard! This is YOUR party!

    GUY TWO: Yeah! And make it quick! Buzz... fading...

    We're all out of beer, the coolers are empty
    You don't have to leave, there's plenty of soda
    We're all out of beer, yes even the cheap stuff
    You drank it too fast, sobriety's long gone

    We're all out of beer, the coolers are empty
    You don't have to leave, charades can be so fun
    We're all out of beer, yes even the cheap stuff
    You drank it too fast, sobriety's long gone

    We're all out of beer, the coolers are empty
    So pack up your s**t, you ungrateful assholes
    We're all out of beer, yes even the cheap stuff
    We told you to leave, now get the hell out of our home

    We're all out of beer, the coolers are empty
    We told you to leave...


    (no sound except one man's applause)

    BUD: That didn't go very well.

    MARSHALL: It's O.K. I'm here for ya, Bud.

    BUD: Thanks man. By the way, we're out of wine too.

    MARSHALL: Yeah... Um, well, good luck with that, and... Oh gee, look at the time!

    (guitar thud sound)

    BUD: Wait! Uurgh!

    lyrics from: theFuMP.com
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