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Rank this week: 27 (↑20)
Duration: 1:42 
Release Date: 1978  (sav-man) 
Lyrics By: Steve Martin (sav-man) 
Music By: Steve Martin (sav-man) 
Produced By: William E. McEuen (sav-man) 
Released By: Warner Brothers Records (sav-man) 
Published By: Colorado Music Inc. (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Licensing: ASCAP 
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  • From Martin's 1978 album A WILD AND CRAZY GUY. (sav-man)
  • Steve Martin talks about the fun he has with his cats. (sav-man)
  • Song Lyrics:
    How many people have cats? One, two, three, four...okay, ten. Now- let me ask you ya trust 'em? Because I've gotta get a pair of cat handcuffs and I gotta get 'em right away. Just the little ones that go around the little front paws or maybe the manacles..four, to get all four paws. But what a drag; I found out my cat was embezzling from me. You think you know a cat for ten years, he pulls something like this. I found out that while I was away, he would go out to the mailbox, pick up the checks, take 'em down to the bank and cash 'em... disguised as me. He had the little kitty arrow through the head...and the little kitty bunny ears. And I wouldn't have caught him, but I went out to his house where he sleeps...and there was about $3,000 worth of cat toys out there. Any you can't return 'em 'cause they have spit all over them! So now I'm stuck with $3000 worth of cat toys! Oh, sure...they're fun. You got the little rubber mouse; has a bell inside of it- Haw haw haw! Boy, I hate it when it goes under the sofa! Whoa, gimme that! Gimme that! Hiss! hiss! (Stavro Arrgolus)
    Current Rating 8.5 (5 votes)
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    Messages about the song: "Cat Handcuffs"
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