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  • Parody of "Angel" by Shaggy (Dave AuJus)
  • Song Lyrics:

    "So, uh, how you doing?"
    "I'm alright."
    "Cool. Hey listen, do you wanna come back to my house?"
    "Yeah sure. It sounds like fun."
    "Cool. How do you like your eggs?"
    "Over easy."
    "Oh, right on."


    Girl you're my Angel
    You're my darling Angel
    Collapse between the sheets with me, baby
    I'll still respect you in the morning, Angel
    Come on and give me what I need, lady

    It's OK if you wanna swap a-some tongue
    But don't let him get those panty buttons undone
    Don't throw away your future just to get some
    Keep your legs crossed Hon watch out for the love bun
    Other guys have a-just one intention
    Here's a Trojan to help with prevention
    After some he will try for penetration
    Don't toy with impregnation before your graduation

    I love you, Angel
    You're my darling, Angel
    "That's so sweet."
    I kiss the ground beneath you feet, baby
    "Oh, OK."

    Your friend saw some so you should be treated
    But that boy wants his mission completed
    Don't give in when he's begging and pleading
    You'll get stuck with a 3am feeding
    You'll be starring on that Jerry Springer program
    With a trailer park loser for a husband
    He'll be sleeping with you sister and your step-mom
    Boy who got a hard on turned into a moron

    Girl you're my Angel
    You're my virgin Angel
    Collapse between the sheets with me, baby
    I'll still respect you in the morning, Angel
    Don't hold out give me what I need, lady
    "Oooh OK. So you're sure I can't get pregnant just doing it once?"
    "Oh yeah, man. My buddy watches ER all the time. He says there's no way."
    "OK"
    "Cool!"


    (Dave AuJus)
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