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  • Parody of "Lay Lady Lay" by Bob Dylan (Dave AuJus)
  • Song Lyrics:

    Lay Kenneth Lay
    Lay across my big brass bed
    'Ah, excuse me, is there where I'm supposed to testify? Excuse me?'
    Hey Kenneth Lay
    We'll whip you till your ass turns red
    (Screams and whip sounds)
    Those books were cookin' in your twisted mind
    Now your sizzlin' cuz it's payback time
    Hey Kenneth Lay
    We'll take you to that big woodshed
    (Screams and whip sounds)
    My 401K used to bring a great big smile
    But just the other day it wasn't worth
    A dog doo pile
    (Dog sniffs and barks)
    His deeds were dirty
    But his hands were clean
    Enron was messin'
    It was just obscene
    ' Excuse me are we through here? I think there's been a mistake of some kind.'
    (screams and whip sounds)
    Stay Kenneth Lay
    Stay till your ass is good and red
    (Whips and screams)
    Hey who else wants a shot at this, Hold on, one at a time.

    (Dave AuJus)
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