Hide The Keys by Bob Rivers

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Hide The Keys
By: Bob Rivers

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(Parody of "How Dry I Am" by Artie Shaw)

How dry I am

No you're not
You intoxicated fool

How dry I am

You're as stubborn as a mule
As a mule a smelly mule

Now, where's my car?

No, you don't
Not so fast
You stupid ass

Oh, there you are. Hello

Mama Mia Mama Mia
He can hardly even see a
Get the keys
Hide the keys
Before he gets up off his knees
Do it now while he's distracted
You'll be really glad you acted
Get the keys keys keys keys keys

Now where's my keys?

What keys?
Did you see them?
Not me
Not me

I need my keys

You can crawl home on your knees
Through the trees
'Til you freeze

I'm really fine

He thinks he's fine
He's out of his mind
He drank at least a case of wine

Whoa whoa who's rockin' the boat?

Should all the cretens be forgot

Hey, don't I know you guys?

And never brought to mind

Hey Boo Boo, let's get a picnic basket'.
It's beginning to look a lot like break time.

(Dave AuJus)

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