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  • Parody of "Whip It" by Devo (Marcus Tee)
  • Song Lyrics:
    "Oh, Mr. Fay, so good to see you"
    "I wish I could say the same, dude"
    "You comfortable?"
    "Oh, yeah, I always relax like this..."
    "Want a blindfold, something, perhaps?"
    "Can you give me a shot of Novocaine or something?"

    Whack that kid
    Give his ass a rip
    The Singapore strict
    They don't cut no slack

    When a punk does something wrong
    You must cane him
    They'll here him screaming in Hong Kong
    When they cane him
    When a tourist breaks the law
    Go ahead and cane him

    Now cane him
    Into shape
    Strap him down
    Set him straight
    Lean him forward
    Turn him red
    Tattoo his rectum
    It's not the States
    So cane him
    Cane him good

    When a vandal comes to town
    You must cane him
    You know the crime rate sure goes down
    When you cane him
    He'll not forget the day
    When they caned him
    I say cane him
    Cane him good
    I say cane him
    Cane him good

    "Okay, Mr. Fay, You have a ready time now?"
    "Yeah, give it your best shot there, dudes"
    "That's good, you ready, dude? How about this?"
    "Well, is that the best you got, dude?"
    "Whoa, Gee..."
    "You not so tough without the spray paint in your hand. Huh, Mr Fay?"
    "...Man! That hurt!!!!...."
    "You shouldn't have spray-painted our street car, Mr. Fay"
    "Uncle, Uncle, Uncle, Uncle Sam!!!"

    (Dave AuJus)
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