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The 5 Constipated Men Of The Bible 
By: Axel the Sot
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Now there are five (FIVE), five (FIVE) constipated men
In the Bible, in the Bible.
There are five (FIVE), five (FIVE) constipated men
In the holy books of Moses.

Well now the first (FIRST), first (FIRST) constipated man
His name is Cain; he wasn't Abel.
**(repeat each verse once)**

**(repeat chorus after each verse)**

Well now the second (SECOND), second (SECOND) constipated man
His name is Moses; he took the tablets.

Well now the third (THIRD),third (THIRD) constipated man
His name is Solomon; he sat for forty years.

Well now the fourth (FOURTH), fourth (FOURTH) constipated man
His name is Noah; he almost filled the ark.

Well now the fifth (FIFTH), fifth (FIFTH) constipated man
His name is Joshua; he blew the walls down.

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karlap   (Offline)  -  Artist  -  01-21-07 04:00 PM  -  115 months ago
Either this song was traditional when Axl sang it, or became traditional after Axl sang it, but with some variations.

The above verses are as sung by Axl. I found five more from various places on the Internet:

Pharaoh - he wouldn't let 'em go.
Balaam - he couldn't move his ass.
Samson - he brought the house down.
Titus - his name is obvious.
Jesus - he cleared the temple.

...and one constipated woman:

Eve - she passed an apple.

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