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HalfBee's Blog
Topic: Give Us Gull-Wing Doors Goofy Gadgets
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fiogf49gjkf0d Make that time-traveling DeLorean appear
Arriving just at the proper day and year
Remember franchise sequel for bucks
Threw out a two-parter, which sucks
Yet why cars aren't flying now is unclear
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fiogf49gjkf0d Cthulhu save us from that. The computers are often completely wrong. How do I know that?
There a B & B down the street from me. Since it's way out here in the boonies, people use GPS to find it. The GPS erroneously directs them to the next street down (my street) and they do it - ignoring the great big sign for the B & B at the end of their street. Endless annoyance.
If the GPS is wrong way out here, it's likely wrong far more often elsewhere. I picture drunk guys everywhere waking up in their flying cars with massive hangovers and wondering where they are. Assuming the computers haven't crashed them into anybody's roof while they were sleeping it off.
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fiogf49gjkf0d Yes all that is true but...
With so many hooked on their phones who don't watch where they are going, we need autonomous flying cars. Get rid of the human factor and our roads (and skys) would probably be a safer place. Then again, if they are so smart, let the cars and robots go to work and we can all go back to bed.
And were was this cell phone addiction in the movies, can't bite the corporate underwiters hand that pays to keep such topics understudied...
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fiogf49gjkf0d That's an easy one. Drunken jackoffs today can't handle regular road cars. They'll crash into you or your house.
Do you want these same jackoffs flying around crashing into your roof?! Didn't think so. I'm sure the government came to the same conclusion long ago. Therefore, there will never be flying cars - not for us, anyway. Unless they fly themselves and can bring the aforementioned drunk jackoffs home.
However, said jackoffs could still vomit out the window & then there would be flying vomit (or worse) hitting you in the head and you'd never figure out where it came from since the flying car would be gone by then.
Conclusion: Flying cars blow goats.
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