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| Yes, I love screwing with old 'learn___ language' records. This one is "almost like French". |
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| Quite a while ago, I did a song called I Feel Like A Chambermaid using clips from an old record called Teach Yourself Swedish (I think that was the title). It was a high quality multidisc set. However, the producers only hired one person (a serious sounding dude) to say all the English phrases, including for example "I want to buy a brassiere". This could not go un-messed-with! So I spent WAY too long editing it word-by-word into what I imagined to be going on inside the head of a serious sounding crossdresser vacationing in Sweden. |
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| This is a song about a bad poet. He doesn't understand the term 'doggerel verse'. It's sort of autobiographical. |
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| Hey! It's allergy time again. |
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| Just in case I didn't completely destroy Quando the first time, I remixed it to include the unabridged continuous pointless obnoxious guitar solo. To aggravate your mellowness. |
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| They needed some lounge music for Cocktails For Zombies. So I took the quintessential bad lounge song and completely destroyed it. Somehow, the song wasn't used in the soundtrack. Go figure. |
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| You probably don't remember the psychedelic 60's, especially if you lived through them. Everything you need to know about the era is contained in its music. I don't mean the classic stuff, like Hendrix & the Beatles. I mean the more run of the mill stuff, like on the compilation Nuggets. I find it funny how insincere & chauvanistic the music was. That was my inspiration for Naked Bird Man, baby. So dig it! |
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