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Rank this week: 17 (↑25)
Duration: 2:20 
Release Date:
Lyrics By: Tim Cavanagh (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: Tim Cavanagh (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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Released By: Hits and Giggles Records (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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Song Lyrics:
When you've had too much to drink
There's certain things to keep in mind
Like if you find your hands
and underarms are bleeding
Your beer bottle might not have a twist-off cap
And don't ever go home with
a woman they call 'Moose' or 'Vince'
And never bet that you can fit
your head inside a glove compartment

Get drunk with dignity
Keep in mind that just because a bulldog licks your face
it's not necessary to lick him back
Stay away from drinks with names like
"Brain Seizure" or "Hippo Laxative"
Get drunk with dignity

If a bar has human ears nailed to the walls,
don't pass out there
And if your homemade jello has some goldfish in it,
you used the wrong bowl
And there are phrases you must learn to avoid
Phrases like, "That badge looks stupid"
and "I can prove these shoes are fireproof"

Get drunk with dignity
Try not to drool on bikers
Don't moon a nun unless you've got a real good reason
Don't get romantically involved with farm machinery
Get drunk with dignity
(Stavro Arrgolus)
Current Rating 9.8 (4 votes)
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