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Duration: 4:13 
Release Date: 9/14/2014 
Lyrics By: Tim Rice/Björn Ulvaeus (original), Kiffa Kitmouse/Sedge Hare (parody) 
Music By: Benny Andersson/Björn Ulvaeus (kiffa_kitmouse) 
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Keywords: CHESS, DRAMA ARMADA, FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S, FNAF, GAMING, MURRAY HEAD, MUSICALS, PARODY, VIDEO GAMES 
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  • For this song, Drama Armada broke with their usual practice of recording their own backing track and used a pre-recorded instrumental, in order to get the song online while the "Five Nights At Freddy's" video game was still hot. (kiffa_kitmouse)
  • Parody of "One Night In Bangkok", as performed by Murray Head, from the musical Chess (kiffa_kitmouse)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Five Nights At Freddy's makes a grown man whimper
    Not much to do but try to live till dawn
    Five Nights At Freddy's makes a hard man limper
    Can't believe that I’ve been playing all night long
    How did I have time to even write this song?

    Freddy's, pizzeria setting
    And the Schmidty don't know what the Schmidty is getting
    Demonic animatronics
    In a game with everything but Little Caesar

    Time flies, doesn't seem an hour
    Since the building began to lose its power
    Watch out, don't you know that when you
    Come to this restaurant, there's murder on the menu
    It's Bonnie, or Foxy
    Or Chica, or... or this guy!

    Five Nights At Freddy's and your fate's uncertain
    Your hands will tremble as you shake with fright
    You'll find a fox behind the starry curtain
    And if you're lucky then you'll last the night
    I think I just lost my freakin' appetite

    One mascot's very like another
    When you're being torn into pieces, brother
    It's a drag, it's a shame, it's really such a pity
    To be haunted by the ghosts of five murdered kiddies
    Whaddya mean?
    I get one hundred and twenty stinking dollars?

    Chica says "Let's eat"
    Gotta be quick, or you're gonna be dead meat
    b***h, please-- you're talking to a gamer
    Whose every move's a Hall-Of-Famer
    I get my kicks without a joystick, buttlick

    Five Nights At Freddy's makes a brave man shiver
    Not much to do but try to live til dawn
    Five Nights At Freddy's makes a tough guy quiver
    Can’t believe that I've been playing all week long
    And now my body odor's getting really strong

    (Gamer: I should really change my clothes. Oh-- when's the last time
    I fed the dog? Rover! Come here boy! Rover! Huh, that’s funny, he always
    comes when I call him. He must be sleeping. I should get some sleep. Can't
    sleep, Freddy'll eat me!)

    Fazbear's gonna be the rival
    In the ultimate test of horror survival
    I hope they don't make a sequel
    Like with Silent Hill or Resident Evil
    Thank God I'm only playing the game, controlling it

    I thought that I'd just won
    But there are two more levels before it's done
    I'd give it a try, I'd take a chance
    But that last jump-scare made me crap my pants
    So you better go back to your monitors, in your security room
    In your pizza parlor

    Five Nights At Freddy's and your fate's uncertain
    The pay is lousy but the pizza's free
    You'll find a fox behind the starry curtain
    A little flesh is stuck between his teeth
    Now he's running down the hall to slaughter me

    Five Nights At Freddy's makes a grown man whimper
    I swear to God this job is killing me
    Five Nights At Freddy's makes a hard man limper
    I wish I'd never joined this company
    I should just go get a job at Chuck E. Cheese
    (kiffa_kitmouse)
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