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Rank this week: 32 (↑16)
Duration: 1:33 
Release Date: 12/21/2014 
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  • Sung to Beethoven's "Ode to Joy" (ChrisWolvie)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Twenty-Fourteen, what a year.
    Let’s reminisce and raise a glass.
    Here’s to priceless memories
    1: Like me and my colossal ass!

    The rise of ISIS caused a crisis.
    2: Russia made big power play!
    3: We massacred the Democrats.
    4: But who needs Congress anyway?
    Ferguson blazed up with rage.
    We trembled as Ebola spread.
    5: We smoked some legal reefer...
    ...and we dumped ice buckets on our heads!

    6: On birth control, we all said, "NO!"
    7: We canceled every Cosby show!

    In Twenty-Fourteen Leno left.
    8: I said, "Goodbye, Colbert Report!"
    9: I was all about that bass!
    10: I wasn’t famous anymore!
    Scandal rocked the NFL.
    11: We tied the knot...
    12: We called it quits.
    Bieber got arrested
    And Jay-Z received his greatest HITS!

    13: Outer space was cool and trendy.
    14: Someone hacked our private nudes.
    Pharrell was happy, Al was Weird,
    And Marvel’s Thor was growing boobs!

    15: We said so long. It’s sad we’re gone.
    16: But my poetry’s forever...
    17: ...and our comedy lives on!

    18: EVERYBODY!

    CHOIR:
    World Cup soccer, Anaconda,
    iPhone 6, Malaysia Air,
    Potato salad, Gamergate,
    And data breaches everywhere!
    More and more, the list goes on.
    The year was crazy as could be.
    Let’s all rejoice in saying,
    "Twenty-Fourteen, you are history!"

    LEGEND:
    1 - KIM KARDASHIAN
    2 - VLADIMIR PUTIN
    3 - REPUBLICANS
    4 - PRESIDENT OBAMA
    5 - COLORADO & D.C. (personified in a Rock Mountain and the Capitol Building)
    6 - SUPREME COURT JUSTICES
    7 - DOUG HERZOG (Prez of Viacom, which owns TVLand), ROBERT GREENBLATT (Chairman of NBC Entertainment) & REED HASTINGS (CEO of Netflix)
    8 - STEPHEN COLBERT
    9 - MEGHAN TRAINOR
    10 - SHIA LABOEUF
    11 - BRAD PITT & ANGELINA JOLIE, GEORGE CLOONEY & AMAL ALAMUDDIN
    12 - GWYNETH PALTROW & CHRIS MARTIN
    13 - NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON
    14 - JESSICA BROWN FINDLAY, JENNIFER LAWRENCE, KATE UPTON & KIRSTEN DUNST
    15 - CASEY KASEM, SID CAESER, PETE SEEGER, RICHARD ATTENBOROUGH & MICKEY ROONEY
    16 - MAYA ANGELOU
    17 - ROBIN WILLIAMS, JOAN RIVERS, SID CAESAR, JAN HOOKS & HAROLD RAMIS
    18 - PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN
    (ChrisWolvie)
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