A Little Undead  By: Moneyshot Cosmonauts

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Duration:	3:31
Release Date:	10/25/2009  (weirdojace)
Lyrics By:	M. Spaff Sumsion (weirdojace)
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LITTLE UNDEAD Parody of Matchbox Twenty's "Unwell" PERFORMED BY MONEYSHOT COSMONAUTS M. Spaff Sumsion: Concept and lyrics Chris Mezzolesta: Vocals Bob Emmet: Instruments and mixing Play/Download from The Funny Music Project Request it on the Dr. Demento Show! All day Hiding in my coffin, playing Goth and death-rock MP3s All night Bats and werewolves nagging me To take them out for drinks Because it helps them feel alive Or something I meet Long-neck girls at clubs but they say Bite me That sounds good to me 'Cause I'm not creepy, I'm just a little undead I know my lips are stained red My fangs are too, but just ignore that please It's only gum disease I'm not ghostly, I'm just reflection-impaired I know right now you look scared But pound some Red Bull and Type AB And prowl the night with me We Should break in to the Best Buy, I could Drink some plasma-screen TVs And I know I know I've got a substance problem I keep robbing blood banks But I've got to clear my cobwebs with a shot Or three Self-control is hard I'm only Nineteen Centuries old But I'm not pasty, I'm just a little undead I know worms live in my head And at the beach I have to rub on me SPF infinity I'm not spooky, I'm just existence-impaired I know you'd like your neck spared I'm sorry babe, because your date with me Will last eternally I've been craving salty snacks Listen all you chicks with saline: Come to my all-night buffet! I'm not creepy, I'm just a little undead Don't put garlic on my bread I like my steaks bloody as can be But don't drive one through me I'm not eerie, I'm just living-impaired I know I'm your worst nightmare But all the cool Transylvanians see That no one sucks like me Yeah, no one sucks like me No one sucks like me I'm just a little undead No one sucks like me (Captain Wayne)

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Played on 33 shows:
	10-28-23, #AOTA-231028		10-12-14, #MMP-33
	10-22-23, #SF_10		10-11-14, #AOTA-141011
	10-06-23, #MMP-59		10-26-13, #AOTA-131026
	10-14-22, #WOTR_297		10-22-13, #BWR-13-10-22
	10-05-22, #MMP-57		10-30-12, #BWR-12-10-30
	10-30-21, #AOTA-211030		10-20-12, #12-42
	10-24-20, #AOTA-201024		10-20-12, #AOTA-121020
	10-19-19, #AOTA-191019		10-22-11, #AOTA-111022
	10-18-19, #WOTR_152		10-11-11, #BWR-11-10-11
	10-27-18, #AOTA-181027		02-04-11, #ROTP_337
	10-22-18, #MMS-227		10-29-10, #ROTP_323
	10-21-17, #MMP-49		11-13-09, #MMDT20_09-46
	10-14-17, #AOTA-171014		11-06-09, #MMDT20_09-45
	10-28-16, #WOTR_16		10-31-09, #ROTP_271
	10-17-16, #MMS-201		10-31-09, #DM_10-31-09
	10-14-16, #MMP-45		10-30-09, #MMDT20_09-44
	10-13-14, #MM-383
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