Junk Food Junkie by Larry Groce

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Junk Food Junkie
By: Larry Groce

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Duration:	2:35
Release Date:	1975 (peterpuck9)
Lyrics By:	Larry Groce (peterpuck9)
Music By:	Larry Groce (peterpuck9)
Produced By:	C. Randolph Nauert (Stavro Arrgolus)
Released By:	Peaceable Records (peterpuck9)
Published By:	Peaceable Kingdom (Stavro Arrgolus)
Licensing:	ASCAP (Stavro Arrgolus)
Keywords:	EUELL GIBBONS, HEALTHY, JUNKIE, MR. NATURAL, NIGHT, TWINKIE, YOGURT

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Was the title song of a 1976 Groce LP on Warner Brothers. The rest of the album featured folk/bluegrass-types of songs. (sav-man)

The song was recorded live at McCabe's, a Santa Monica music shop that staged small concerts in its' store. (sav-man)

Reached #9 on the Billboard charts in February 1976. (sav-man)

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Song Lyrics:

You know I love that organic cooking
I always ask for more
And they call me Mr. Natural
On down to the health food store
I only eat good sea salt
White sugar don't touch my lips
And my friends is always
Begging me to take them
On macrobiotic trips
Yes, they are

Oh, but at night I take out my strongbox
That I keep under lock and key
And I take it off to my closet
Where nobody else can see
I open that door so slowly
Take a peek up north and south
Then I pull out a Hostess Twinkie
And I pop it in my mouth

Yeah, in the daytime I'm Mr. Natural
Just as healthy as I can be
But at night I'm a junk food junkie
Good Lord, have pity on me

Well, at lunchtime
You can always find me
At the Whole Earth Vitamin Bar
Just sucking on my plain white yogurt
From my hand thrown pottery jar
And sippin' a little hand pressed cider
With a carrot stick for dessert
And wiping my face
In a natural way
On the sleeve of my peasant shirt
Oh, yeah

Ah, but when that clock strikes midnight
And I'm all by myself
I work that combination
On my secret hideaway shelf
And I pull out some Fritos corn chips
Dr. Pepper and an Ole Moon Pie
Then I sit back in glorious expectation
Of a genuine junk food high

Oh yeah, in the daytime I'm Mr. Natural
Just as healthy as I can be
But at night I'm a junk food junkie
Good Lord, have pity on me

My friends down at the commune
They think I'm pretty neat
Oh, I don't know nothing about arts and crafts
But I give 'em all something to eat
I'm a friend to old Euell Gibbons
And I only eat homegrown spice
I got a John Keats autographed Grecian urn
Filled up with my brown rice
Yes, I do

Oh, but folks lately I have been spotted
With a Big Mac on my breath
Stumbling into a Colonel Sanders
With a face as white as death
I'm afraid someday they'll find me
Just stretched out on my bed
With a handful of Pringles Potato Chips
And a Ding Dong by my head

In the daytime I'm Mr. Natural
Just as healthy as I can be
But at night I'm a junk food junkie
Good Lord, have pity on me
(peterpuck9)

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Available on the following albums:
Dr. Dementos 20th Anniversary Collection: The Greatest Novelty Records Of All Time	Dr. Demento Presents: Greatest Novelty CD of All Time!	Dr. Demento Presents the Greatest Novelty Records of All Time (6 LP set)
The Dr Demento Collection - The Mid 70's
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	Online - - 06-29-07 04:56 PM - 16 years ago
	fiogf49gjkf0d Not only is this a comment about a few of that ilk but also the lyrics can be adjusted some to apply the insincerity label to religious nut cases. Selah!

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