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Bill Shatner 
By: Medemia
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Rank this week: 35 (↑15)
Duration: 3:27 
Release Date: 7/20/2009  (belowaveragedave) 
Lyrics By: Medemia (belowaveragedave) 
Music By: Medemia (Medemia) 
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Licensing: CC 
Keywords: BOSTON LEGAL, INCUBUS, STAR TREK, TELEVISION APPEARANCES, TJ HOOKER, WILLIAM SHATNER 
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  • Parody of Shattered by O.A.R. (belowaveragedave)
  • Song Lyrics:
    I get home, had a long day
    Need a time to veg
    Another time, another show
    Another channel now
    And you're always on my screen

    The Practice, on tonight
    Rescue 9-1-1
    Star Trek on in High-Def?
    There's no more I need
    But you're always on my screen

    But shows suck without ya
    Yeah, no good without you
    James Tiberius Kirk

    How many shows must I watch with Bill Shatner?
    From his first time to Priceline, he's much fatter
    I always turn the t.v. on
    From Wrath of Khan and beyond he's the actor
    That should retire but he won't -- he's Bill Shatner
    I always turn my t.v. on

    Do you recall that Saturday
    You said to "Get A Life"
    It was funny, it was true
    It made them all mad
    And turn their back on you

    I had no idea that your films
    Would last all night long
    Rent them all, seen them all
    Even Incubus
    And Osmosis Jones

    But flicks stink without ya
    Yeah, no good without you
    Den -- ny -- Crane

    How many shows must I watch with Bill Shatner?
    On the Match Game, star of fame, critics scatter
    I always turn the t.v. on
    Final Frontier I do fear he's the actor
    That shouldn't write or direct -- he's Bill Shatner
    I always turn my t.v. on

    How many shows must I watch with Bill Shatner?
    Like a possum, a blossomed, over actor
    I always turn the t.v. on
    The cameos, legend grows, Muppets Tonight
    From Space Cadets, Iron Chef, it's my delight
    I always turn the t.v. on

    How many shows can I watch with Bill Shatner?
    Never enough, he's so tough, fav'rite actor
    I always turn my t.v. on
    TV Game Shows, he did host, Show the money
    With dancing girls, killer cards, not too funny
    I always turn the t.v. on

    How many shows must I watch with Bill Shatner?
    Like a possum, a blossomed, over actor
    I always turn the t.v. on
    (belowaveragedave)
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    Medemia   Offline  -  Artist  -  08-03-09 04:43 PM  -  12 years ago
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    The lyrics listed here are for version 1.0 of this song, using a soundtrack I found on youtube. Version 2.0, which I believe is what was played, was done with my own computer work and the lyrics are a little different (as the background music was different.) Here's the 2.0 lyrics:

    I get home, had a long day
    Need a time to veg
    Another time, another show
    Another channel now
    And you’re always on my screen

    The Practice, on tonight
    Rescue 9-1-1
    Star Trek on in High-Def?
    There’s more I need
    But you’re always on my screen

    But shows suck without ya
    Yeah, no good without you
    Get… a… life….

    How many shows must I watch with Bill Shatner?
    From his first time to Priceline, he’s much fatter
    I always turn the t.v. on
    From Wrath of Khan and beyond he’s the actor
    That should retire but he won’t – he’s Bill Shatner
    I always turn my t.v. on

    I had no idea that your films
    Would last all night long
    Rent them out, seen them all
    Even Incubus
    And Osmosis Jones

    But flicks stink without ya
    Yeah, no good without you
    Den…ny…. Crane

    How many shows must I watch with Bill Shatner?
    On the Match Game, star of fame, critics scatter
    I always turn the t.v. on
    Final Frontier I do fear he’s the actor
    That shouldn’t write or direct – he’s Bill Shatner
    I always turn my t.v. on

    Oohhh……
    Beam me up, beam me up, Scotty
    Beam me up, beam me up, now
    NOW!

    How many shows must I watch with Bill Shatner?
    Like a possum, a blossomed, over actor
    I always turn the t.v. on
    The cameos, legend grows, Muppets Tonight
    From Space Cadets, Iron Chef, it’s my delight
    I always turn the t.v. on

    How many shows can I watch with Bill Shatner?
    Never enough, he’s so tough, fav’rite actor
    I always turn my t.v. on

    Don’t wanna turn that t.v. on
    I gotta throw this thing away
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