Birds And Bees  By: Nuclear Bubble Wrap

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Duration:	3:06
Release Date:	3/4/2009  (DJ Particle)
Lyrics By:	Nuclear Bubble Wrap (belowaveragedave)
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Keywords:	SCHOOL, SEX EDUCATION

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Parody of Pork and Beans by Weezer (MarlinsGirl)

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I’m at a middle school each day from 7 till 2 Teaching kids math and science that they’ll never use But each year there’s one thing that I always dread The school picked me to teach this subject called sex ed This is not the thing that I signed up to do It’s not like the kids don’t have a clue I tell them all about the birds and bees And details all about each STD I scare them, saying they all are gonna die If they even think ‘bout getting cozy at night I try to be cool but my face turns bright red Why can’t their parents teach ‘em this instead? Everyone starts to laugh cause they’re little tards Why must a class like this be so long and hard? But since it comes so quickly I think that is great I’d hate for the class to turn into a mass debate These are not the classes that I wanna do I can’t wait until the day is through I tell them all about the birds and bees And scare them with a rant on pregnancy They all treat the class as if it’s all a joke Wrapping their hands around innuendos And I swear to god, I’m gonna lose my head If I hear another “That’s What She Said” Out of here… Out of here… I want out of here, out of here, out of here Out of here… This is not the thing that I signed up to do It’s not like they don’t know how to screw I tell them all about the birds and bees It’s not like they haven’t seen it on TV They all know this stuff, they’ve got the internet This isn’t a subject that they could forget Kids will do anything to get ahead Why can’t their parents teach ‘em this instead? Lyrics courtesy of TheFuMP.com (peterpuck9)

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