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Duration: 2:04 
Release Date: 1999  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Lyrics By: Trey Parker (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: Trey Parker (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Produced By: Parker/Stone/Shaiman (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Released By: Columbia (Sony) (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Published By: Hilarity Music, Inc. (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Licensing: ASCAP  #431850992 (Stavro Arrgolus) 
  • The title of this song censors 2 letters of the title on the album, so it appears that way here. (Stavro Arrgolus)
  • Song Lyrics:
    I heard there is no Christmas
    In the silly Middle East
    No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus
    They have different religious beliefs

    They believe in Muhammad
    And not in our holiday
    and so every December
    I go to the Middle East and say...

    Hey there, Mister Muslim!
    Merry f***ing Christmas!
    Put down that book, "The Koran"
    and hear some holiday wishes
    In case you haven't noticed
    It's Jesus' birthday
    So get off your heathen Muslim ass
    And ******' celebrate

    There is no holiday season
    In India, I've heard
    They don't hang up their stockings
    And that is just absurd

    They never read a Christmas story
    They don't know what Rudolph is about
    And that is why in December
    I'll go to India and shout...

    Hey there, Mister Hinduist!
    Merry f***ing Christmas!
    Drink eggnog and eat some beef
    And pass it to the missus
    In case you haven't noticed
    It's Jesus' birthday
    So get off your heathen Hindu ass
    And ******' celebrate

    Now I heard that in Japan
    Everyone just lives in sin
    They pray to several gods
    And put needles in their skin

    On December 25th
    All they do is eat a cake
    And that is why I go to Japan
    And walk around and say...

    HEY THERE, Mister Shintoist!
    Merry f***ing Christmas!
    God is gonna kick your ass
    You infidelic pagan scum!
    In case you haven't noticed
    There's festive things to do
    So let's all rejoice for Jesus
    Merry ******' Christmas to you

    On Christmas Day
    I travel around the world and say..

    Taoists, Christians, Buddhists
    and all you Atheists, too!
    Merry ******' Christma-aaaaas
    To yooooouuu!


    Thank you, Mr. Hat.
    (Stavro Arrgolus)
    Current Rating 10.0 (1 vote)
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