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Everybody Get Weird! 
By: Art Paul Schlosser
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Duration: 4:50 
Release Date: 2/1/2008  (Captain Wayne) 
Lyrics By: Art Paul Schlosser (artpaul) 
Music By: Art Paul Schlosser & the great LukeSki (artpaul) 
Produced By: the great LukeSki (artpaul) 
Released By: Art Paul Schlosser Inc (artpaul) 
Published By: Art Paul Schlosser & the great LukeSki (artpaul) 
Licensing: CC 
Keywords: ART PAUL SCHLOSSER, HIP HOP, KAZOO, THE GREAT LUKESKI, WEIRD 
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Facts:
  • This is a song that the great LukeSki took a bunch of my spoken word pieces and wrapped them together adding music and he plays the kazoo on this one. (artpaul)
  • Song Lyrics:
    W.E.I.R.D.
    WEIRD radio station !
    Are we WEIRD ?
    Are you WEIRD ?
    Everybody get WEIRD !

    Today and only today
    Get this saw and will also send you these 3 other items you don’t want
    Lacking the ability to be wise
    Yes my name is not wise
    I’m Sam Foolish and I have been standing in rain without a raincoat or umbrella
    Meanwhile back at the ranch
    3 headed cat claw eating monster was trying to chew Buffy’s nails
    Uh And so I say if we turn the left knob a little to the right
    But then again some people are allergic to pepper
    60 years ago some lady walked into a church near Belleville
    So never eat poison ivy in a Cadillac Rolls Royces car
    This and all other spaceships
    Was brought to you by CIA spying foundation
    Where spying is more than just a way of life
    Sincerely your friend Pippy

    Are we WEIRD ?
    Are you WEIRD ?
    Everybody get WEIRD !

    Color’s by voice

    Now just imagine if you can’t see what color looks like what it would be if I describe it as voices

    I think yellow-yellow would sound like this
    And orange-orange would be kind of like this
    And red-red would be like this
    It would be kind like this you know
    And brown-brown would be like this
    Or black, black, black
    Purple, purple, purple
    And then gray would be more like this
    And then blue-blue would be more like this
    I think
    Well anyways just imagine

    Are we WEIRD ?
    Are you WEIRD ?
    Everybody get WEIRD !

    Dairy Farming on Mars
    Green Cows with 16 udders
    They wear cosmic space hats
    They
    Their milk taste like root beer
    They purr like cats
    They are 16,000 feet tall
    But only an inch wide
    Only an inch wide
    Only an inch wide

    Are we WEIRD ?
    Are you WEIRD ?
    Everybody get WEIRD !

    How about kazoo

    Wow that’s like gravy on your biscuit

    Would you like to super size that

    This kazoo solo is not solving your problems

    Join the Christmas Book Club !
    Our latest best sellers are:
    Martyred Trees Are Dying
    Saint Nicholas is the Pope
    The Red on Santa’s Clothes Means He’s a Communist From The USSR
    And Reindeer Can’t Fly
    We still sell last years best sellers which were
    An Old Man Running Around in His Red Long Johns is a Disgrace to Society
    Stay Off The Sauce Rudolph
    And Yes Virginia Your Dad is Lying

    Are we WEIRD ?
    Are you WEIRD ?
    Everybody get WEIRD !

    Hey now when you go and vote I want you
    Your Brainwashed
    I am brainwashing you on this tape
    You must vote for Art Paul Schlosser
    Say it with me
    Art Paul Schlosser
    Art Paul Schlosser
    Art Paul Schlosser
    Art Paul Schlosser
    Art Paul Schlosser
    Art Paul Schlosser
    Art Paul Schlosser
    Art Paul Schlosser
    Art Paul Schlosser
    Art Paul Schlosser
    Art Paul Schlosser

    Are we WEIRD ?
    Are you WEIRD ?
    Are we WEIRD ?
    Are you WEIRD ?
    Are we WEIRD ?
    Are you WEIRD ?
    Everybody get WEIRD !

    Have fun !
    And keep your day job

    (artpaul)
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