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  • Parody of "It Wasn't Me" By Shaggy (Dave AuJus)
  • Song Lyrics:

    'Shaggy, are you in there?'
    'I'm, uh, uh busy right now, I've got''
    'Oh my God!'
    'Ughhhhh'


    Oh No! Mommy came in and she caught me one-handed
    Dreamin' about the girl next door
    Picture this I was workin' that gherkin
    Shoulda' locked that bedroom door
    How could I get caught while was I pickin'up a pound of meat?
    All this time she was standin' there
    I'm polishing my good friend Pete

    When you are young man you need a little thrilla
    Keep a dirty magazine underneath your pilla
    You never admit when you tenderize your steak
    Or when you been wrestling with a one-eyed snake

    A box a Kleenex on the counter
    I was in heat
    A tube of lotion on the sofa
    To beat my meat
    Hear my breathing getting louder
    I was in heat
    All the sudden it was over

    Mommy came in and she caught me one handed
    Lookin' for the unicorn
    'Mom, geez!'
    Picture this I had roped that pony
    Had him in a tug of war
    How could I be casual while the General salutes my feet?
    And the bishop he was standin' there shiverin' for lack of heat
    'Come on, lil' fella'
    Can you tell that I am embarrassed for that shame that I caused?
    So that purple headed warrior will have to be flogged

    When you start to stimulatin' your little fella'
    You're strokin' that bat like a young Lou Piniella
    You'll never get a real woman, ain't no way
    But you can play choke it with the chicken all day

    Mommy came in and she caught me one-handed
    Dreamin' about the girl next door
    Picture this I was working that gherkin
    Shoulda' locked that bedroom door
    How could I get caught while was I pickin' up a pound of meat?
    All this time she was standin' there
    I'm polishing my good friend Pete

    (Dave AuJus)
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    Played on 2 shows:
    10-06-04, #KMCC_02-0205-19-04, #KMCC_1-12
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    Messages about the song: "Caught Me One Handed"
     
     
    Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  01-06-16 05:33 PM  -  4 years ago
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    Done.
    Dave AuJus   Offline  -  Artist & D.J.  -  01-06-16 05:09 PM  -  4 years ago
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    Please merge with "Caught Me One Handed" - Bob Rivers
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