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My Cat Is Afraid Of The Vacuum Cleaner 
By: Power Salad
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Duration: 2:10 
Release Date: 2005  (PowerSalad) 
Lyrics By: Craig Marks, Chris Mezzolesta (PowerSalad) 
Music By: Craig Marks, Chris Mezzolesta (PowerSalad) 
Produced By: Chris Mezzolesta (PowerSalad) 
Released By: Funny Musicians for a Serious Cause, Demento Society, Marianth Records (PowerSalad) 
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Licensing: CC 
  • Chris Mezzolesta originally intended daughter Marissa to sing this, thinking it more demented that way. She demurred, and is OK with that decision. (PowerSalad)
  • Song Lyrics:
    My cat is afraid of the vacuum cleaner
    The way it goes, "Vroom, vroom, vroom"
    Vroom, vroom, vroom
    Vroom, vroom, vroom

    My cat is afraid of the vacuum cleaner
    The way it goes "Vroom, vroom, vroom".
    And the way it makes calls in the middle of the night
    To shadowy men with underworld connections
    It's conversations sound innocent enough,
    But then, why is it whispering
    And saying things that are obviously codes
    Like, "Go to the laundry and pick up my shorts"?
    It's a vacuum cleaner, it doesn't wear shorts.
    But it does have a secret hidden room
    Full of instruments of torture from ancient times
    That were stolen from a little-known Idaho museum.
    And on the wall in the secret room
    Is a picture of actor Anthony Hopkins
    Taken from the movie "Silence of the Lambs",
    The one where he wears the scary mask.
    And next to the picture of Anthony Hopkins
    Is a picture of the vacuum cleaner
    In the same scary mask, but a smaller version.
    It's cute in a way, but in other ways no.
    And also on the walls are some scribbled words.
    Incoherent paranoid rants
    Written in a language called Vacuumese
    Derived from French and the operating manual
    Of a 1972 Electrolux.
    And what is written on those walls
    In the language known as Vacuumese
    Sends icy chills up my little cat's spine
    And makes it toss and turn at night.
    But the thing about the vacuum cleaner
    That scares my cat the very most,
    That makes it wake in a cold, cold sweat
    And haunts its days and haunts its nights
    And makes it jump at the slightest noise...

    Is the way it goes, "Vroom, vroom, vroom".
    Vroom, vroom, vroom
    Vroom, vroom, vroom
    Vroom, vroom, vroom
    (Sonic SBL)
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