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Wheezer's Blog
Topic: Every Second
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fiogf49gjkf0d Every second of wasting my life here is one more second I'll never get back.
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fiogf49gjkf0d I miss the Rhino Party. They were a useless tool party but they didn't pretend to be or try to be serious. I'd love to perform in the USA. Yeah, you're right about tailoring to suit the audience but sometimes you have no idea who's out there until you hear silence after telling your best Annual Lamb Of God Barbeque joke. Let me finish that title for you.
101 Things To Do With A Dead Ex-Husband
Damn! My compulsion just kicked in. Now, I'll be spending the rest of my day creating a list of 101 things you can actually do with a dead husband. Or maybe I'll change that to 101 Things You Can Do With A Dead Penis. That's even funnier. If you're bored on this beautiful Friday, you're certainly invited to help me with the list. Anyone else? I'll start with five. If no one adds to the list, I'll just keep going until I'm done.
1. Boil it
2. Fry it in butter.
3. Nail it to the wall above the entrance to the bathroom
4. Use it in place of a stress ball
5. Make a little hat and jacket for it and write a puppet show
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Bob Guest:
Perhaps you should go to the U.S. and perform at a Democratic convention... They'll let you tell all the Tea Party jokes you want!
Naturally your subject should be tailored to your audience. "Jesus" jokes would most likely not go over very well at a Baptist revival... but they'd also not go over very well at a meeting of atheists either, because they'd probably start debating whether or not Jesus actually existed and ruin your show. On the other hand, jokes about farts go over very well with almost any audience.
Your vegan cookbook remind me of the book I was going to do, inspired by my ex-wife, "101 Things To Do With A Dead..." On second thought, let's no go there.
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fiogf49gjkf0d Perhaps you should go to the U.S. and perform at a Democratic convention... They'll let you tell all the Tea Party jokes you want!
Naturally your subject should be tailored to your audience. "Jesus" jokes would most likely not go over very well at a Baptist revival... but they'd also not go over very well at a meeting of atheists either, because they'd probably start debating whether or not Jesus actually existed and ruin your show. On the other hand, jokes about farts go over very well with almost any audience.
Your vegan cookbook remind me of the book I was going to do, inspired by my ex-wife, "101 Things To Do With A Dead..." On second thought, let's no go there.
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fiogf49gjkf0d Hey Dave! Yeah, you're right. We do a lot of penis jokes and jokes about Jesus. Over eight years we've had a few people leave. Not many. I'm finding out that being ridiculous and absurd doesn't work with everyone either. What bothers me is not being able to make fun of the tea party. Sheesh!
Pamela Anderson has a new cookbook out for vegans. It's called "101 Things You Can Do With A Piece Of Meat Without Actually Eating It". That's mine by the way. I wrote it. If MMA uses it on one of their radio shows, I want royalties. :)
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Dave AuJus:
Comedy is very subjective. Not everything is funny to everyone.
i.e. Two cannibals are eating a comedian for lunch. One cannibal turns to the other and says, "Does this taste funny to you?"
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Wheezer:
Thanks Bob! Don't tell them I said this but, I don't think they get my sense of humor. :)
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Bob Guest:
But they're seconds you weren't using anyway, so it's okay.
It's good to see another Canadian artist on here... Don't go away... We need more of us here.
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fiogf49gjkf0d Comedy is very subjective. Not everything is funny to everyone.
i.e. Two cannibals are eating a comedian for lunch. One cannibal turns to the other and says, "Does this taste funny to you?"
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Wheezer:
Thanks Bob! Don't tell them I said this but, I don't think they get my sense of humor. :)
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Bob Guest:
But they're seconds you weren't using anyway, so it's okay.
It's good to see another Canadian artist on here... Don't go away... We need more of us here.
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fiogf49gjkf0d Thanks Bob! Don't tell them I said this but, I don't think they get my sense of humor. :)
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Bob Guest:
But they're seconds you weren't using anyway, so it's okay.
It's good to see another Canadian artist on here... Don't go away... We need more of us here.
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fiogf49gjkf0d But they're seconds you weren't using anyway, so it's okay.
It's good to see another Canadian artist on here... Don't go away... We need more of us here.
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