| Hour 1 |
| Jingle Bells - Crazy Frog |
| Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer - Elmo 'N Patsy |
| Santa on TItan - Anthony "A-Log" LoGatto |
| 1963 TV's Kyle Fan Club Christmas Record - TV's Kyle |
| Repetitive Christmastime - Drum Bot |
| Dumb Newsbreak w/ Wacky Ben |
| Walrus Cove - JK Flipflop |
| Ringo-Deer - Garry Farrier |
| Santa Bring Me Ringo - Tich feat. The Ted Taylor Four with The Corona Kids |
| Bring Me a Beatle For Christmas - Cindy Rella |
| White Christmas - Keith Harris |
| Fine Then, Let It Snow - Fulton Ansley Project, The |
| Hark! The Herald Angels Sing - Mannheim Steamroller |
| Baby It's COVID Time - Ollie & Scoops feat. Brunk & Merle |
| 12 Tips of Christmas, The - Reduced Shakespeare Company, The |
| A Sack of Christmas Joy - Bad Beth & Beyond |
| A Boy Named Santa - Teen Angels, The |
| Son of Santa - Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper |
| Anti-Claus Comes Tonight! - Daze Before Christmas OST |
| Hour 2 |
| Merry Christmas You Suckers - Paddy Roberts |
| Bah Humbug Song (Chipmunks Roasting), The - Lauren Mayer |
| Merry Fuckin' Christmas (studio version) - Denis Leary |
| Manic Depressive Christmas - Rory Murray |
| A Misanthrope Christmas - Dan Hart |
| It's the Most God-Awful Time of the Year - Patrick Girts |
| Blue Christmas (To Whom It May Concern) - Miles Davis & Bob Dorough |
| Deck the Halls - Ron "Boogiemonster" Gerber |
| Chaotic Christmas - Jeff Taylor |
| Dashing Through the Stores - Gift of Christmas Players, The |
| I'm Goin' Out of My Mind - Duck's Breath Mystery Theatre |
| Christmas Dragnet (Yulenet) - Stan Freberg & Daws Butler |
| Ho Ho Ho (Who'd Be a Turkey at Christmas) - Elton John |
| Freezeezy Peak - Grant Kirkhope |
| Stu - Saturday Night Live |
| Don't Wake Me Up (For Christmas) - Mars |
| That Swingin' Manger - Mr. Bob Francis |
| Real Cool Yule - Gary Worden |
| Nouvelle Noel - Kevin MacLeod |
| Hour 3 |
| Island of Recalled Toys, The - Baldbox |
| Island of "Never Got 'Em Toys", The - Matt Buckstein |
| God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen - Ebenezer Moog |
| Chiron Beta Prime - Jonathan Coulton |
| Deck the Halls (Toejam & Earl Style) - JK Flipflop |
| Leroy, the Redneck Reindeer - Joe Diffie |
| Redneck 12 Days of Christmas - Jeff Foxworthy |
| Feels Like Christmas - Dr. Elmo |
| Santa, Welcome to the Modern World - Pat Godwin - Eurhythmics |
| Winter Wonderland |
| After Christmas Syndrome - A-Side Willie |
| Yo, Christmas Tree - Bah Humbug |
| Blizzard Beach - Jim Hedges |
| Blue Christmas - Seymour Swine & The Squeelers |
| Last Christmas - Michie Tomizawa (as Sailor Mars) |
| Sunny Garden (Illusion), The - J.A. Seazer |
| Bonus Round (Adult's Only!), The |
| Little Drum Machine Boy - Beck |