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| Song Lyrics: |
Somebody dun gone to the Wal-Mart
Man, this the stuff I got for Christmas
Well, you cleaned up. What ya get?
5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shot gun shells
2 huntin’ dogs
and some parts to a Mustang GT
There's twelve days of Christmas
I know that. I got it covered. Look over there in the corner,
that’s your stuff too!
ya
Chorus
12 packs of bud
11 wresslin' tickets
tin of Copenhagen
9 years probation
8 table dancers
7 packs of Red Man
6 packs of spam
5 flannel shirts’
4 big mud tires
3 shot gun shells
2 huntin’ dogs
and some parts to a Mustang GT
Man, this ain’t normal Christmas presents
No, they’re redneck gifts
Redneck gifts?
Yeah, like if you buy you wife a pair of earrings that double as fishing lures
or you can burp the entire chorus to Jingle Bells
or if you think that the nut cracker is something you did off the HI-dive
or if you’ve ever misspelled any thing in Christmas lights
or if you leave cold beer and pickled eggs for Santa Claus
What’s wrong with that?
I never said there was something wrong with it. It's just hard to beat
Chorus
Well, you know you can't really call it a Christmas unless you go down to the penitentiary and visit your mamma
You're not listening to me, get the car key out of your ear
Now, I’m gunna do it for you again, now listen
Chorus
(I B Emerson) |
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Current Rating
9.0
(2 votes)
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| Played on 29 shows: |
 | 12-19-20, #AOTA-201219 |  | 12-09-07, #07-49 |
| 12-19-17, #MMS-222 | | 12-10-06, #06-50 |
| 12-12-16, #MMS-207 | | 12-11-05, #05-50 |
| 12-23-15, #MMCZ-15-03 | | 12-19-04, #04-51 |
| 12-11-13, #ISGD-13-53 | | 12-08-04, #KMCC_2-07 |
| 12-07-13, #13-49 | | 12-05-04, #XM-80 |
| 12-18-12, #ISGD-12-52 | | 12-07-03, #03-49 |
| 12-31-11, #MMCZ-11-53 | | 12-23-01, #01-51 |
| 12-24-11, #MMCZ-11-52 | | 12-10-00, #00-50 |
| 12-17-11, #11-51 | | 12-19-99, #99-51 |
| 12-25-10, #MMCZ-10-59 | | 12-20-98, #98-51 |
| 12-13-09, #MMS-133 | | 12-07-97, #97-49 |
| 07-19-09, #MMCZ-09-27 | | 12-15-96, #96-50 |
| 12-22-08, #MMS-120 | | 12-08-96, #96-49 |
| 12-19-08, #MMDT20_08-50 | | |
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