| Father Christmas, Give Us Some Money |
| Madness - Madness |
| Linus & Lucy (2004 remix) - Ursula 1000 |
| Cashing In On Christmas - Bad News |
| Chaotic Christmas - Jeff Taylor |
| Santa's Laughter Mocks The Poor - Attery Squash, The |
| Things I Want - Sum 41 vs. Tenacious D |
| Five Pound Box Of Money - Pearl Bailey |
| All I Want For Christmas Is Stuff - TV's Kyle |
| Here Comes Fatty Claus - Rudolph & The Gang |
| Swiss Colony Beef Log - Eric Cartman |
| You Ain't Gettin' Shit For Christmas - Red Peters |
| Take Jesus Shopping - Mo Kekko |
| Jesus Christ Is In Heaven Now |
| Chiisana Tenohira - Ruka Kawada |
| Jesus' Birthday - Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio |
| Interview With Jesus - George Carlin |
| Merry Christmas (WWRJD) - Bonecage |
| Jesus & Santa Medley - South Park |
| I Don't Feel Like Fuckin' This Christmas - Red State Update |
| Kill A Tree For Christ - Celtic Elvis |
| Christmas Day - Squeeze |
| Don We Now Our Gay Apparel...Not That There's Anything Wrong with That |
| Señor Santa Él es El Monstruo - Atomic 7 |
| Homo Christmas - Pansy Division |
| Super Gay Christmas - Kevin Yee |
| Here Comes Santa's Pussy - Frogs, The |
| Butch, The Gay Santa Claus - Cherry Poppin' Daddies |
| Queer Eye For The Santa Guy - Bunkhouse Gang, The |
| We're Getting Massaged For Christmas - Corky Quakenbush |
| Santa And The Sex Change - Exude |
| My First Xmas (As A Woman) - Vandals, The |
| You Can't Have A Shag With A Snowman - Ivor Biggun |
| 12 Gay Days of Christmas, The - Go-Go Boys, The |
| And Now For Something...Totally Other Than Else |
| Winter (Basse Dance) - Blackmore's Night |
| Frosty The Snowman - Cocteau Twins |
| Pause of Mr. Claus (excerpt), The - Arlo Guthrie |
| ADD at Christmas: A Time For - Ooh, A Kitty! |
| Christmas is Coming (Alternate Take 1) - Vince Guaraldi |
| Season's Upon Us, The - Dropkick Murphys |
| Saint Nick Dick Pic - Amy Engelhardt |
| Stop The Cavalry - Severe |
| X-M@$ - Corey Taylor |
| They Shined Up Rudolph's Nose - Johnny Horton |
| Christmas Rhapsody - Pledge Drive |
| Christmas In L.A. - Bobs, The |
| Fuck You If You Don't Like Christmas - Crudbump |
| We Need A Little Krampus - Tom Smith |
| Bonus Track |
| Santa Claus Is Coming To Town - Axis Powers Hetalia |