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Topic: Requests for the Mad Music Christmas Shows
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Started by: Tim P. Ryan
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I don't know if it is too late for this year but Wayne did play it on show 59 last year. It was done by the Fools.
--- jonee
Is it too late to make a request for the Xmas shows? If not, I'd love to hear one I heard years ago, if it's available ... Don't recall who did it, but the title was
I Shot Santa In My Underwear
(What he was doing there, I'll never ever know ...)
Thanks, and happy holidays to all!
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Is it too late to make a request for the Xmas shows? If not, I'd love to hear one I heard years ago, if it's available ... Don't recall who did it, but the title was
I Shot Santa In My Underwear
(What he was doing there, I'll never ever know ...)
Thanks, and happy holidays to all!
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Just thought of another one I haven't heard in a long time:
Father Christmas Do Not Touch Me by The Goodies
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Great selection on #2 Captain Wayne! Looking forward to your next offerings!
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Thanks for the great birthday present! Now I can grab some sanity after insane Christmas retail.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Show #2 is posted...
Christmas 2 of 4
Now on to Show #3!
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Oops- forgot one...
Please Don't Pee on Santa - Mistletoe Maniacs
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Hey Capn I had called in a request for Christmas in prison I finally kvow the singer it is John Prine
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d 
Well, with such a cute graphic (just finished it up) to go with my newest song, I nominate, "Bubbe's Hannah Cat (Hanukkat), as a bit of counterpoint to all the Christian X-messy stuff.
I am entering it into the Seasonal Song contest here also, so I hope you will all vote for it, please:
www.themadmusicarchive.com/christmas-contest.aspx
(And seriously, it is NOT suitable for small children. Please do give it a listen before exposing your precious little ones)...
You can also listen to and download it from the Internet Archive here:
www.archive.org/details/BubbesHannahCathanukkat
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d With the untimely death of Dan Fogelberg (RIP), I thought that it would be timely to play "We Drank A Toast To Underpants" by Robert Lund in your New Year's Days set and also, please work in "Happy New Year" by Spike Jones. Thanks.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I'm glad you're back, Cap'n. I thought you would still be stuck in Texas.
Terri M.
--- Captain Wayne
Sorry for the delay on the 2nd show - weather cancelled my flight through Cleveland, OH and when I did get a route back home I got in WAY LATE. It'll be (probably) Wednesday night before I get it posted - got commitments the next two nights.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Sorry for the delay on the 2nd show - weather cancelled my flight through Cleveland, OH and when I did get a route back home I got in WAY LATE. It'll be (probably) Wednesday night before I get it posted - got commitments the next two nights.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Green Christmas- Stan Freberg
Twelve Days of Christmas- Allan Sherman
A Christmas Carol- Tom Lehrer
3 of my all-time faves.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Don't Shoot Me Santa - The Killers
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I don't have time to read the previous posts so I'll just post some requests:
"Dollar Store Christmas"- the Fuglies
"Christmas is Pain" - Roy Zimmerman
"Cash,Cash,Cash" - Heywood Banks
"Merry F***ing Christmas" from South Park - The beeped out version that they played on TV is hilarious, the unedited one isn't as funny.
"Santas Beard" - They Might Be Giants
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Scrooge by Lord Buckley
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I'd love to hear the long forgotten "Ol' Fatso" by Augie Rios (the flip side of "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus")
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I'll second this.
Terri M.
--- Sick Puppy
Christmas just wouldn't be Christmas without Spike Jones. I'd like to request my favourite Spike Jones Christmas Song, "Mommy, Won't You Buy Me A Baby Brother". George Rock's vocals are amazing.
BTW.... Spike Jones' birthday is this week.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Christmas just wouldn't be Christmas without Spike Jones. I'd like to request my favourite Spike Jones Christmas Song, "Mommy, Won't You Buy Me A Baby Brother". George Rock's vocals are amazing.
BTW.... Spike Jones' birthday is this week.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Hey there, Wayne! Here's some requests I'd like to hear on the remaining Christmas shows:
Cartoons Christmas - Dave Coulier
I'm Going Out of My Mind -- It's Christmas Time! - Duck's Breath Mystery Theater
Radical Reindeer - N*F*ECT
Too Cool to Yule - Faultline
Cocktail Christmas - Barliament/Drunkadelic
How's Santa Claus Gonna Find Us In The Fallout Shelter? - St. Nuke
Slim Santa - Frazer Smith
And I'll second the following, if they haven't already been played:
Satan Claus - Something Fierce
French Kiss-mas - Menage à Claus
Santa Jaws - Homemade Theater
Santa Claus Gone Bad - Melonheads
Purple Reindeer - Steve Altman
Red Christmas - Brad Hotchkiss
Christmas is Revolting (And so are the Elves) - The Tuna Observatory
Christmas Welders Working - Dr. Lee Tomboulian
Merry Christmas Wrap - Skitty and the Magic Duck
Anthony "A-Log" LoGatto
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I request Snoopy's Christmas--The Royal Guardsmen
Terri M.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Great show Wayne.
It really made me smile !
I especially like the mixing of the 2 holidays !
--- Captain Wayne
The first show is posted...
Hanukkah & Christmas 1 of 4
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Walking In An Icy Parking Lot - Roger's Yuletide Revue
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Let's Have A Patrick Swayze Christmas - Mystery Science Theater 3000 (seconded)
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Just a quick vote for
"The Restroom Door Said Gentlemen" by Bob Rivers
"The pretty Little Dolly" by Mona Aboud
and perhaps
Tom Lehrer's "A Christmas Carol"
Now...
Where is that phone number.....
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I saw the CD in the store yesterday and almost bought it..... I third the request!
--- peterpuck9
I second it! Rock on!
--- MarlinsGirl
My #1 request is Heavy Metal Christmas by Twisted Sister
Terri M.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I second it! Rock on!
--- MarlinsGirl
My #1 request is Heavy Metal Christmas by Twisted Sister
Terri M.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d My #1 request is Heavy Metal Christmas by Twisted Sister
Terri M.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass by the Arrogant Worms
Beautiful Xmas Lights by James Kochalka
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I have to second this, of course:) Thanks Art.
--- artpaul
What Child is This by Project Sisyphus
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Well, time to request the usual villains!!!
Hooray for Santy Claus from Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
All I want for Christmas is a Beatle. Dora Bryan
Chiron Beta Prime - Jonathan Coulton
Christmas Countdown - Frank Kelly
Christmas in Dreadland - Judge Dread
Wayne - I can send you the Judge Dread and Dora Bryan if you don't have them.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d That was awful! What can I say.... I second it.
--- knowtalentagency
I would like to request what I consider to be the worst rendition ever of "O Holy Night". You can download it here and give it a listen:
www.nworbcire.com/stuff/OHolyNight%5bhorrible%5d.mp3
Be sure and stick with it until the very end ... you may end up requesting it, too! (You may want to keep a trash can nearby in case you get nauseated.)
I have no idea who recorded this. I don't even remember how I got the MP3 file. Somebody probably emailed it to me.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d The Pretty Little Dolly - Mona Abboud
The Night Santa Went Crazy - Weird Al
I Farted On Santa's Lap - The Little Stinkers
Ho Ho F***ing Ho - Kevin Bloddy Wilson (if you allowed to even play this on air!!!)
Christopher
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d That really was terrible and quite funny but I really couldn't say who did it ?
--- knowtalentagency
I would like to request what I consider to be the worst rendition ever of "O Holy Night". You can download it here and give it a listen:
www.nworbcire.com/stuff/OHolyNight%5bhorrible%5d.mp3
Be sure and stick with it until the very end ... you may end up requesting it, too! (You may want to keep a trash can nearby in case you get nauseated.)
I have no idea who recorded this. I don't even remember how I got the MP3 file. Somebody probably emailed it to me.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I request these songs which I found on the playlist from "The Dr. Demento Show" #86-51 - December 21, 1986:
Wreck The Halls With Boughs Of Holly - The Three Stooges
Ho Ho Ho (Who'd Be A Turkey At Christmas) - Elton John
The Christmas Song - Billy Crystal
Waldo, The Friendly Elf - Slim Thompson & The Fat Cats
Santa Claus Is Watching You (1985 version) - Ray Stevens w/ The Merry Melody Singers
The Beatles' Christmas Record (excerpt with "Good King Wenceslas" and "Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer") - The Beatles
A Daddy's Christmas - Albert Brooks & Little Kristi
Christmas Carol - Tom Lehrer (2nd)
The Cat And The Christmas Tree - Jay North
The Totally Ridiculous Twelve Days Of Christmas (or, A Cat Caught In A Pear Tree) - Frank Welker w/ The John Bahler Singers
The Night Before Christmas (A Visit From St. Nicholas) - Basil Rathbone
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d How about Santa and the Satelite by Dickie Goodman. God bless and Merry Christmas! - David Moyer
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I would like to request what I consider to be the worst rendition ever of "O Holy Night". You can download it here and give it a listen:
www.nworbcire.com/stuff/OHolyNight%5bhorrible%5d.mp3
Be sure and stick with it until the very end ... you may end up requesting it, too! (You may want to keep a trash can nearby in case you get nauseated.)
I have no idea who recorded this. I don't even remember how I got the MP3 file. Somebody probably emailed it to me.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Here's Your Christmas Sign - Bill Engvall
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I'd like to hear " I'm Getting Nuttin' For Christmas by Homer & Jethro".
Bill H
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Speaking of Jethro Tull, how about:
Christmas Song - Jethro Tull (from Living In The Past, 1972)
Not terribly demented, but refreshingly contrarian.
--- fm123
Aquaclaus - Bob Rivers (Parody of Aqualung by Jethro Tull)
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Aquaclaus - Bob Rivers (Parody of Aqualung by Jethro Tull)
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d What Child is This by Project Sisyphus
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Here's a couple I'd like to hear (updated):
Christmas Island -- Petty Booka
Christmas in July -- Brave Combo
Christmas is Coming -- Petty Booka
We Three Kings -- Spinal Tap
Riu Riu Chiu -- The Monkees (it's not exactly demented but it's a bit unusual)
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d My #1 request
Frontier Christmas - Hudson & Landry
Other requests
Christmas Balls - Ben Light
Frosty the Dopeman - Marc Zydiak
Open Me First - Ogden Edsl
Let's Have A Patrick Swayze Christmas - Mystery Science Theater 3000
Kung Fu Christmas - National Lampoon
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Yay Christmas songs... there's an endless supply.
Santa's Beard - They Might Be Giants
Christmas at the Zoo - The Flaming Lips
Dreidel Dreidel Dreidel - South Park
The Lonely Jew on Christmas - South Park
Carol of the Bells - South Park
Christmas at Ground Zero - Weird Al Yankovic
Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass - The Arrogant Worms
Chiron Beta Prime - Jonathan Coulton
Me and the Snowman - Logan Whitehurst & The Jr. Science Club
The Bells Are Ringing - They Might Be Giants
Police Nabbed My Dad - Robert Lund
Jewish Christmas Carol Medley - Steve Goodie
Mrs. Claus - Bob Ricci
Mrs. Claus - Throwing Toasters
To name a few...
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Uncle Bernie's Farm - The Mothers of Invention (from Absolutely Free, 1967) Don't think it sounds like a Christmas song? Read the lyrics here.
Five by The Yobs:
Twelve Days of Christmas (bleeped version)
C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S / Gloria (bleeped version, from 1981; the Vandals covered C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S in 1996)
Wayne has the bleeped versions. The next three need NO bleeping:
Another Christmas (original)
Jingle Bells (punk takeoff on New Wave style)
Yobs on 45 (Chrismas carol medley)
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I'd like to request "Santa Eats Little Kids" by Dan Hart and (have fun editing this one) "F--K Christmas" by Eric Idle.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d This is my all-time favorite crazy Christmas song:
"Merry Christmas From The Family" by Robert Earl Keen. He really paints a picture in this song!
And ... I must request my own Christmas creation:
"I Want A Blow-Up Doll For Christmas" by Arnie Aardvark
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d 12/02 Hanukkah Hey-Ya-Eric Schwartz (Smooth E)
12/02 Shopping With A Weapon In My Hand-Rick Cormier (FuMP sideshow)
12/09 The Twelve Pains of Christmas-Bob Rivers Comedy Corp.
12/09 Silver Bells and Godless Hells-DJ Particle
12/16 You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch-Thurl Ravenscroft
12/16 The Christmas Song-Tom Lehrer
12/23 My Birthday Comes On Christmas-Spike Jones (it does! 12/24)
12/23 I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus-Kip Addotta
Thanks,
Pete
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Da Yoopers - Santa's Helper
Cher and Gene Klosner - Please Don't Send Me Fruitcake
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I just recently recieved from Tom Smith a nice pirate diddy called:
A Pirate Christmas which Tom Smith wrote himself and I think forsure you would like it so I request it. I think you can still download it at Tom Smith's website at: www.tomsmithonline.com/freestuff.htm
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I just heard "Santa Klutz" by Paul Rubin. His "Jesus, Jr" is pretty funny also.
comedymusiccellar.ning.com/profile/PaulRubin
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Mmmm...4 shows, 4 times the requests! And I've always been a request hog when it comes to my favorite kind of dementia, anyway. Putting 4 shows into 1 request thread just begs for a monster list... Just remember- You asked for it! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
(deep breath now)
Shouldn't Have Given Him A Gun For Christmas - Wall Of Voodoo
There Ain't No Sanity Claus - The Damned
Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass - The Arrogant Worms
Modern Claus - The Flashcats
Satan Claus - Something Fierce
French Kiss-mas - Menage à Claus
Kill A Tree For Christ - Celtic Elvis
Santa Jaws - Homemade Theater
Santa Claus Gone Bad - Melonheads
Purple Reindeer - Steve Altman
Christmas Is Going To The Dogs - Eels
Stop Giving Me Useless Crap For Christmas - Bobby Gaylor (seconded)
And how about...
Blue Christmas (To Whom It May Concern) - Miles Davis & Bob Dorough
Christmas Dragnet (Yulenet) - Stan Freberg & Daws Butler
Bebop Santa Claus - Babs Gonzales
Have A Merry Christmas and We'll All Get Fat - Doc & Madam Goodvibes
The Pause of Mr. Claus - Arlo Guthrie
Red Christmas - Brad Hotchkiss
Let's Put the X Back in Xmas - Pinkard & Bowden
Santa Doesn't Cop Out on Dope - Martin Mull
Christmas With the Devil - Spinal Tap
Christmas is Revolting (And so are the Elves) - The Tuna Observatory
Christmas Welders Working - Dr. Lee Tomboulian
Merry Christmas Wrap - Skitty and the Magic Duck
Swiss Colony Beef Log - Eric Cartman (South Park)
And have a go at these...if you dare....
Here Comes Fatty Claus - Rudolph & The Gang
C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S - Vandals
Christmas Time For My Penis - Vandals
F*ck Christmas - Fear
Merry F*ckin' Christmas (uncensored)- Denis Leary
The Night Before Christmas - Snoop Doggy Dogg w/ Nate Dog
Santa Got Stoned At Christmas - Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson
And if you're in a particularly twisted mood...
The Cat Carol - Meryn Cadell (Technically not demented- unless you think of "soul crushingly depressing" as demented. Listen to this one at your own risk...)
(As always, the majority of my Xmas requests have never been played on the show.)
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d The Original Fanboy Christmas by The great Lukeski in it's complete form.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d STOP GIVING ME USELESS CRAP FOR CHRISTMAS! by Bobby Gaylor
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Enter requests for The Mad Music Show Christmas shows here.
Sean Morey does a very good "Dear Santa" song that has been big in the past few years. Also Heywood Banks does a good "Dear Santa" song.
I want I Want A Hippopotamas For Christmas by Gayla Pevey and the parody (ies) of it, two.
-Tim
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