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Topic: Chickenflaps

Started by: Dang

Tim P. Ryan   Offline  -  Participant, MP3  -  07-22-08 04:03 PM  -  15 years ago
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The Chickenflaps series has been restarted with a new host, Richard Cray, at episode 16. Started about a month ago:
Search for Chickenflaps Direct download links included.
Adam   Offline  -  Participant  -  03-17-08 03:44 AM  -  16 years ago
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Better watch out for those down lines, as they are often signs of MULTI-LEVEL MARKETING!! My ex-wife signed up with this group that sold jams jellies and syrups, cuz they told her she would get a discount on everything she bought, and a percentage of the profit on everything she sold. Next thing you know, we were in someones "down line", and they were bugging us to make more sales, get out and move the product. Luckily, she got the "business" in the divorce. I can proudly say that I have NEVER sold anything. Thats why I got fired from 7-11 when I was 18.
macca45   Offline  -  Participant  -  03-16-08 03:25 PM  -  16 years ago
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I'm into all these new things as well, the cell phone that takes photos & plays music, but for the love of Pete, I cannot make a phone call on my camera, must be a down line or somethin'

Alex.

Adam wrote:-

So do you have car decals on your fridge? Does it keep food fresh longer? Do you have to put the decals on the back of the fridge? Or is on the front ok? I always get excited about these new discoveries.
Adam   Offline  -  Participant  -  03-16-08 01:37 AM  -  16 years ago
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"I have Asphalt Aardvark™ refrigerator magnets on the back of my car. "

So do you have car decals on your fridge? Does it keep food fresh longer? Do you have to put the decals on the back of the fridge? Or is on the front ok? I always get excited about these new discoveries.

fm123   Offline  -  Participant  -  03-16-08 01:23 AM  -  16 years ago
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I have Asphalt Aardvark™ refrigerator magnets on the back of my car.

I seem to get better MPG with these stuck on there for some reason.
Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  03-15-08 06:57 PM  -  16 years ago
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Nope. My Crown Vic is full of rubber hamsters, though. The ceramic cats love those. "I can haz vulcanized rodentz? kthxbai."
Bob Guest   Offline  -  Artist  -  03-15-08 03:57 PM  -  16 years ago
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I take it you don't have yellow ribbons on your SUV?
Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  03-15-08 03:27 PM  -  16 years ago
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Nothing is forever. ...Except death, taxes and quite possibly that Tony Orlando guy and his godawful, deathless tune about those ribbons that they've gone way overboard and out of context with...but I digress again.

Sometimes, good planning wins out. Without those ASCAP, BMI & SESAC licenses, there's a limited amount you can legally play. Fortunately, somebody thought of all this beforehand and still has podcasts on his site 3 years later. ARRRR!
Shmooly   Offline  -  Artist, MP3  -  03-15-08 07:32 AM  -  16 years ago
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Yah dis ish shtill foony, yah! but vere ish da neww vons?
vere coood day bee?
Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  01-15-08 10:44 AM  -  16 years ago
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Ah, well that's 'something completely different'. There are more empty pages now because a lot of new song pages were added recently. Not just for Python, but for quite a few artists. There's been a bit of discussion of details of a plan to get them all filled. Just the artists that interest me (and there are quite a few) will now take me quite a while to get to all their new pages.

'It seemed like almost all of MP was filled in with lyrics and then it wasn't.'
peterpuck9   Offline  -  Participant  -  01-15-08 08:38 AM  -  16 years ago
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I thought so. It seemed like almost all of MP was filled in with lyrics and then it wasn't. I wanted to make sure that I wasn't imagining things.
Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  01-15-08 12:57 AM  -  16 years ago
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Yes. Some of the stuff I did last month was lost. I had to redo the songs from Dan Hart's Santa God album. 'Protest Song' from the album we were just doing got erased too, so I replaced it today. Fortunately, last month, I was concentrating on all the snowstorms and my dead car battery. Here, I was after a new Xmas compilation for my collection, so I didn't add too many songs. Not like this month. I hope they don't attack again right now. He's got backups for a few days instead of a month, he says.
peterpuck9   Offline  -  Participant  -  01-15-08 12:50 AM  -  16 years ago
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Yup. This is one bit where I didn't need to refer to the script though.

Question: Did you have to update some of the song pages again due to the attack?
Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  01-15-08 12:35 AM  -  16 years ago
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I've only got one, ya (I doubt Tim will let a word like that into the forums. Fortunately, I put this whole bit on a new song page for it today) www.themadmusicarchive.com/song_details.aspx?SongID=27611
You already know what the word is, but you can see it for yourself there.
peterpuck9   Offline  -  Participant  -  01-15-08 12:28 AM  -  16 years ago
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I'll have two please!
Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  01-15-08 12:27 AM  -  16 years ago
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Course you don't get bloody wafers 'cos it's a bloody albatross, innit? ALBATROSS!
peterpuck9   Offline  -  Participant  -  01-15-08 12:25 AM  -  16 years ago
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Do you get wafers with it?
Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  01-15-08 12:18 AM  -  16 years ago
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Alright...it's bloody...albatross flavor; it's bloody sea, bloody bird, bloody flavor...ALBATROSS!
peterpuck9   Offline  -  Participant  -  01-15-08 12:07 AM  -  16 years ago
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It's got to be some flavor. Everything's got a flavor.
Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  01-14-08 06:47 PM  -  16 years ago
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It's a bird, mate! It's a bloody bird! It isn't any bloody flavor! ALBATROSS!
peterpuck9   Offline  -  Participant  -  01-14-08 06:14 PM  -  16 years ago
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Well, what flavour is it?
Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  01-14-08 03:43 PM  -  16 years ago
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I haven't got any Good Humors. I've just got this bloody albatross...ALBATROSS!
peterpuck9   Offline  -  Participant  -  01-11-08 12:43 AM  -  16 years ago
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Ah, two Good Humors please....
Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  01-11-08 12:34 AM  -  16 years ago
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No more aardvarks!? They're no fun any more! If we can't have those, we'll need another 'A' ingredient for the stew. Something like an...ALBATROSS!
fm123   Offline  -  Participant  -  01-11-08 12:26 AM  -  16 years ago
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I've heard that Aardvarks are now on the endangered species list - www.fws.gov/endangered/

Starting this year, you cannot serve them in a stew. Rubber Hamsters are fine, but NO MORE Aardvarks!

Maybe a vote for Ron Paul or Art Paul will change that - www.themadmusicarchive.com/thread.aspx?TopicID=2710
Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  01-11-08 12:11 AM  -  16 years ago
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I don't know. I think there should be 'unrestricted garnishing' of the 'varks. And that Château Chunder is specially grown for those keen on regurgitation. It really opens the sluices at both ends, I'm told.
peterpuck9   Offline  -  Participant  -  01-10-08 11:33 PM  -  16 years ago
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Green aardvarks are better with bernaise sauce in my opinion. For beverage, I would go with the Château Chunder.
Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  01-10-08 07:48 PM  -  16 years ago
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Hmm...green aardvarks in rubber hamster sauce. Sounds pretty good. You could have all that with a fried egg on top and spam. Maybe have a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster to wash it all down- if you've no desire to be conscious afterward, of course.
fm123   Offline  -  Participant  -  01-10-08 07:31 PM  -  16 years ago
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I remember once was I was young, I ate a couple of frog legs, and I said it tasted like chicken!

I think it would of been better if the frog legs were cooked with spam or possibly sautéed in rubber hamster juice.
Bob Guest   Offline  -  Artist  -  01-10-08 06:45 PM  -  16 years ago
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Can I have the green aardvarks without the Spam?
Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  01-10-08 02:28 PM  -  16 years ago
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That Elmer, he loves his hasenpfeffer. Or was that green aardvarks and spam?
peterpuck9   Offline  -  Participant  -  01-10-08 01:36 PM  -  16 years ago
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Huh huh huh huh huh!
MarlinsGirl   Offline  -  Participant  -  01-10-08 10:02 AM  -  16 years ago
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I don't think you can eat semprini, at least I hope not, though I have heard that stewed rabbit ears taste a lot like boiled rubber hamsters with fava beans; not bad at all. Be vewwy vewwy quiet...


I'm hunting for asphalt aardvarks.
Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  01-10-08 09:29 AM  -  16 years ago
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I don't think you can eat semprini, at least I hope not, though I have heard that stewed rabbit ears taste a lot like boiled rubber hamsters with fava beans; not bad at all. Be vewwy vewwy quiet...
Haul-E-Weird   Offline  -  Artist  -  01-10-08 04:29 AM  -  16 years ago
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Thanks Ken! I'll check it out!

----------------ktguitar wrote:

Veronique, Rosie picked my music up from the Podsafe Music Network.

Create an account, upload your songs, and let podcasters know where to find them!
peterpuck9   Offline  -  Participant  -  01-10-08 01:41 AM  -  16 years ago
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Semprini?
Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  01-09-08 11:38 PM  -  16 years ago
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...and lizard hips and alligator eyes
Monkey legs and buzzard eggs
and salamander thighs
Rabbit ears and camel rears
and tasty toenail pies
Stir 'em all together and it's
Mama's soup surprise!

(I still think thats a really big cock, but its 'flaps' may not be pictured- know what I mean, nudge nudge, say no more.
fm123   Offline  -  Participant  -  01-09-08 11:34 PM  -  16 years ago
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Did someone mention chicken lips?

kturet   Offline  -  Artist  -  01-09-08 07:00 PM  -  16 years ago
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Veronique, Rosie picked my music up from the Podsafe Music Network.

Create an account, upload your songs, and let podcasters know where to find them!
Rev. Zack   Offline  -  Member  -  01-09-08 06:52 PM  -  16 years ago
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You’re so right Ken and Stavro censorship kills comedy. Free thought and free speech is the most important part of America and comedy!
Haul-E-Weird   Offline  -  Artist  -  01-09-08 02:23 PM  -  16 years ago
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Oh, I forgot to ask how one locates Rosie in order to submit music for her consideration. Perhaps we could ask Ken how he did so...?
Shmooly   Offline  -  Artist, MP3  -  01-09-08 01:13 PM  -  16 years ago
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I thought that chickens had LIPS!
pdx-dj1   Offline  -  Participant  -  11-21-07 01:01 PM  -  16 years ago
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Here, here! Just remember, they are only words and they can only hurt you if you want them to. They only have what power we give them over us.

And just to honk off the aliens in the audience: BELGIUM!

So there!


--- Stavro288
Thanks, Dang. Good 'cast. Love Rosie's patter. She even got in a Ken Turetzky song. We could use more podcasts like that one. Too bad we have to hunt for them in other countries.

And lest we forget, 'strong language' = GOOD.
World hunger, oil profiteering, pointless wars and petty, holier-than thou jackoffs who try to dictate 'morality' to us = BAD.

Too often these days we misplace our priorities and forget this important little nugget of info.

Dang   Offline  -  Donator  -  11-21-07 07:31 AM  -  16 years ago
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Episode 9 is out: pepperstock.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=278091.
Shmooly   Offline  -  Artist, MP3  -  11-13-07 07:37 AM  -  16 years ago
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love it!
Dang   Offline  -  Donator  -  11-13-07 07:25 AM  -  16 years ago
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Yeah the Koonunga-Hill pretty much gave that away. (It's also the name of a good Australian wine-growing region.)

--- Haul-E-Weird
I listened to one of her shows, and I hate to break it to ya, but she's an Ozzie if I ever heard on, ...
Haul-E-Weird   Offline  -  Artist  -  11-13-07 03:30 AM  -  16 years ago
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I listened to one of her shows, and I hate to break it to ya, but she's an Ozzie if I ever heard on, so that would explain the obtuse humour, which has a somewhat different slant than the stuff the Brits ex-pound. Nyuk! Nyuk! Nyuk!

Anyway, I like her choices in cuts, and it's good to know that there are ever more vehicles for Mad Music.
Captain Wayne   Offline  -  Site Owner  -  11-10-07 07:34 PM  -  16 years ago
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She's got Episode 8 out now too...

mefeedia.com/entry/chickenflaps-episode-8/3946874/
kturet   Offline  -  Artist  -  11-10-07 07:21 PM  -  16 years ago
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I'm with you, Stavro. Censorship kills comedy. And democracy, too, for that matter. On the other hand, it helps preserve relationships.

Here's what I had to say about Rosie, Chickenflaps and the impenetrable British comedy of her bosses, Sowerby & Luff:

Comedy 365: We ask the tough questions

Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  11-10-07 02:54 PM  -  16 years ago
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Thanks, Dang. Good 'cast. Love Rosie's patter. She even got in a Ken Turetzky song. We could use more podcasts like that one. Too bad we have to hunt for them in other countries.

And lest we forget, 'strong language' = GOOD.
World hunger, oil profiteering, pointless wars and petty, holier-than thou jackoffs who try to dictate 'morality' to us = BAD.

Too often these days we misplace our priorities and forget this important little nugget of info.

Dang   Offline  -  Donator  -  11-10-07 08:05 AM  -  16 years ago
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I just came across a comedy/novelty music podcast called Chickenflaps. It is hosted by a woman named Rosie Koonunga-Hill, who also has a podcast called Snatch, which I've not listened to, yet. (I'll keep you posted.)

I think the official web site is www.comedy265.co.uk, but I can't find the Chickenflaps link there. I found it here: pepperstock.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=241742.

Note: some of the songs have strong language.

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