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Topic: Howdy. Im the Robert Lund pimpin machine.
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Started by: Spaff.com
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d The uncensored version of "Christian Bale's Chipmunk" is now available on the The FuMP:
www.thefump.com/fump.php?id=1148
You may want headphones for this. Chipmunks truly are potty-mouth little SOBs.
xoxox
Spaff
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Cool, Jake! Thanks for letting me know!
Hey, everyone: "Save Me, Obama" is a new Robert Lund parody of the Beatles' "Lady Madonna." It might be making an appearance on the FuMP in the near future; meanwhile you can hear it on our MySpace page. Lyrics and link here:
www.spaff.com/poesy/obama.html
And speaking of new Robert Lund songs, check out "Christian Bale's Chipmunk." It's a parody of David Seville's "Witch Doctor" starring (you guessed it) Christian Bale as (you guessed it again) a chipmunk. It's one you definitely have to hear to believe:
www.spaff.com/poesy/bale.html
xoxox
Spaff
JakeWaters:
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Hey Spaff,
Just FYI, I just heard "Save Me, Obama" on KBER as the opening song for Mick & Allen's "The Freak Show".
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Hey Spaff,
Just FYI, I just heard "Save Me, Obama" on KBER as the opening song for Mick & Allen's "The Freak Show".
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d The problem with everlasting love is that it too often ain't. There ARE ways, fortunately, to guarantee that your true love will never leave.
Robert Lund has reunited with lead singer Mercy Malick, uberproducer Bob Emmet, and lyricist Spaff - the team who brought you "Sarah Palin vs. The Flobots" - to address this issue via a reimagining of Shania Twain's crossover hit "Forever and for Always."
Lyrics, credits, and download link here:
www.spaff.com/poesy/keeping_you.html
The MP3 is free (courtesy of The FuMP) while supplies last.
xoxox
Spaff The Magic Honky
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Cool of ya to say so, Dbdash2000. Thanks!
And watch for a new Robert Lund song on thefump.com on Tuesday. Assuming we get it done by then.
xoxox
Spaff
Dbdash2000:
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"Christmas thong" is 100 times better than the "Christmas Shoes,"
Congratulations on another well done parody, Spaff!
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d "Christmas thong" is 100 times better than the "Christmas Shoes,"
Congratulations on another well done parody, Spaff!
Spaff.com:
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The "Add Topic" button hates me, so I'm going to hijack my own Robert Lund thread for this:
Ever wonder what it would be like if Pink sang a two-minute medley of Christmas songs to the tune of her current (and biggest) hit?
No?
So What.
www.thefump.com/fump.php?id=1125
xoxox
Spaff
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d The "Add Topic" button hates me, so I'm going to hijack my own Robert Lund thread for this:
Ever wonder what it would be like if Pink sang a two-minute medley of Christmas songs to the tune of her current (and biggest) hit?
No?
So What.
www.thefump.com/fump.php?id=1125
xoxox
Spaff
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d If you think "The Christmas Shoes" is the absolute worst Christmas song ever, you haven't heard "The Christmas Thong."
Check it out on the Dr. Demento Show this weekend.
It's also free on the FuMP, but only for a limited time. So hurry, but please avoid trampling the temps.
www.spaff.com/poesy/christmas_thong.html
xoxox
Spaff
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Today on The FuMP: Robert Lund's "Voting Time" to Semisonic's "Closing Time":
www.spaff.com/poesy/voting.html
I am Spaff and I approve this message.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Hijacking my thread, eh, Rick? See how you are?
A big welcome to my comrade, Mr. Rick Duncan! Make yourself at home. Help yourself to the leftover tuna casserole in the fridge.
xoxox
Spaff
Rick Duncan:
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www.youtube.com/user/richardarthurduncan
I'm the Rick D pimpin' machine
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Thanks, Terri! Let's make watching it even easier, shall we? Ahem:
MarlinsGirl:
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Saw the video. Loved the video. Great job, guys.
Terri M.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Welcome Aboard
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Saw the video. Loved the video. Great job, guys.
Terri M.
Spaff.com:
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Thanx, Jukebox Jake.
Everything should go live overnight tonight sometime:
www.spaff.com/poesy/everything.html
xoxox
Spaff
JakeWaters:
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Whoah!! Awesome! Can't wait to see it!
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Thanx, Jukebox Jake.
Everything should go live overnight tonight sometime:
www.spaff.com/poesy/everything.html
xoxox
Spaff
JakeWaters:
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Whoah!! Awesome! Can't wait to see it!
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Whoah!! Awesome! Can't wait to see it!
Spaff.com:
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Hey Terri.
Thanks again for the compliment - and for your patience. After waiting in the wings since spring, "I'm Everything" will finally make its FuMP debut this Friday. BUT WAIT - THERE'S MORE! It will also come complete with the very first bona fide Robert Lund music video, made by a bona fide filmmaker with a bona fide crew. (I was there for the shoot and they had it all - gaffer, key grip, best boy, you name it.) I've seen preliminary edits of the video and I'm thrilled. Anyway...just two short days and the wait will be over!
xoxox
Spaff
MarlinsGirl:
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Hi Spaff, Is there any chance that the song "I'm Everything" will be available to download from TheFump or elsewhere, or is it just a MySpace only song.
It's a great song.
Terri M.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Hey Terri.
Thanks again for the compliment - and for your patience. After waiting in the wings since spring, "I'm Everything" will finally make its FuMP debut this Friday. BUT WAIT - THERE'S MORE! It will also come complete with the very first bona fide Robert Lund music video, made by a bona fide filmmaker with a bona fide crew. (I was there for the shoot and they had it all - gaffer, key grip, best boy, you name it.) I've seen preliminary edits of the video and I'm thrilled. Anyway...just two short days and the wait will be over!
xoxox
Spaff
MarlinsGirl:
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Hi Spaff, Is there any chance that the song "I'm Everything" will be available to download from TheFump or elsewhere, or is it just a MySpace only song.
It's a great song.
Terri M.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Those of you who listen to the radio may be familiar with the Flobots song "Handlebars." It's the one that goes, "I can ride my bike with no handlebars. No handlebars. No handlebars." (Really. I'm not making this up.)
So I got to thinking (which is admittedly a bad idea): If Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin were singing this song, what skills would she brag about?
The result is the new Robert Lund song, "Sarah Palin vs. The Flobots." Lead vocals are by Mercy Malick, who also portrays Alaska's governor in a series called "Bibleside Chat with Sarah Palin," available on the internets.
The song is available free (for a limited time!) from the Funny Music Project. Lyrics, links, etc., are here: www.spaff.com/poesy/palin.html
xoxox
Spaff
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d > The next RL FuMP date is 8/19, and "I'm Everything" is currently scheduled
> for then. But you just never know what's gonna happen in the next few
> weeks.
...say, for example, someone were to capture a real-live Bigfoot. Or a real *dead* Bigfoot. In that case, we would have to go with a parody of Billy Joel's "Big Shot" called, say, "Hooked Up With a Bigfoot."
Get it here: www.spaff.com/poesy/bigfoot.html
xoxox
Spaff
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I am absolutely blown away. That's got to win. It's just gotta!!
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Since I can't start a new topic for some reason, I'll hijack my Robert Lund thread for this....
TV'S KYLE & SPAFF.COM'S KLONDIKE BAR CONTEST ENTRY
A while back, "Jukebox Jake" Waters told us all about a "What Would You Do for a Klondike Bar?" video contest and posted his example video, which Klondike paid him (or at least SHOULD have paid him) millions of dollars to create. Here's the thread: www.themadmusicarchive.com/thread.aspx?TopicID=3059
I'm knocked out by TV's Kyle's talents in animation and music production, so I suckered him into collaborating with me on a contest entry. I wrote song lyrics and a script, and then he did all the hard work in bringing the monster to life.
There will be a chance for the public to vote on our contest entry on the Klondike site, and once someone figures out how that all works, I'll be sure to harass you all into voting. Meanwhile, for those who want to see our video, Kyle has put it up on YouTube:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwh9ORr5fTU
xoxox
Spaff
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d > Hi Spaff, Is there any chance that the song "I'm Everything" will be
> available to download from TheFump or elsewhere, or is it just a MySpace
> only song.
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> It's a great song.
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> Terri M.
Thanks, Terri. Very cool of you.
"I'm Everything" is one of my very favorite Robert Lund songs, and it has been in about-to-appear-on-the-FuMP mode since April - fwiw, Dr. Demento played it on his 4/20 show - but I keep bumping it for other RL songs that are (arguably) more timely*. The next RL FuMP date is 8/19, and "I'm Everything" is currently scheduled for then. But you just never know what's gonna happen in the next few weeks. If they were to discover a meth lab in Rush Limbaugh's basement, for example, then I would absolutely have to do a song about that, and "I'm Everything" would get bumped to September.
xoxox
Spaff
*Here's an example (and a plug within a plug): We made sure to get "I Peed in the Pool" up on the FuMP while Katy Perry's "I Kissed a Girl" was #1 on Billboard. www.thefump.com/fump.php?id=1072
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Hi Spaff, Is there any chance that the song "I'm Everything" will be available to download from TheFump or elsewhere, or is it just a MySpace only song.
It's a great song.
Terri M.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Friday's release of The Dark Knight puts Batman back on the big screen. As for Robin, he's tragically been left in the closet once again. But will WE ever forget about the Boy Wonder? Golly gee no, Batman!
Robert Lund's latest contribution to the Funny Music Project is a tribute to BOTH members of the Dynamic Duo, via a parody of the Eagles' "Life in the Fast Lane." It's called, of course, "Life in the Bat Cave." Lyrics, free download link, etc., here:
www.spaff.com/poesy/bat_cave.html
Meanwhile, the lovely and talented Dr. Demento is opening his show with it tonight, so be sure to tune in!
xoxox
Spaff
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d > Hilarious!!!! The two of you are masters of parody!
Thanks! Still bachelors, technically. Still gotta do that damn thesis.
xoxox
Spaff
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Hilarious!!!! The two of you are masters of parody!
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d New Robert Lund song on the FuMP today: "She's Always a Clinton." You'll never guess which song it's a parody of or who it's about.
Check it out: www.spaff.com/poesy/clinton.html
xoxox
Spaff
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Thanks again, Pete.
> Funny you should mention it now, though: Definitely check out The FuMP on
> June 10th. Assuming it's not changed before then, that piece has a
> Spaff/Shaft reference.
Make that June 3rd.
xoxox
Spaff
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I'm glad someone did it already. Thanks..........P
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d > Hey Spaff, have you ever thought about doing a parody of "Shaft" called
> "Spaff" telling everyone what a great songwriter you are? I really like the
> music and think it would be fun........Pete
Heh heh. Thanks, Pete. I tend not to write tributes to myself - my PR firm thinks that would destroy my carefully cultivated false image of modesty.
Funny you should mention it now, though: Definitely check out The FuMP on June 10th. Assuming it's not changed before then, that piece has a Spaff/Shaft reference.
Meanwhile, here are some lyrics that parody writer/performer Dee Range wrote a few years ago (which of course I love): www.amiright.com/parody/70s/isaachayes11.shtml
xoxox
Spaff
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Hey Spaff, have you ever thought about doing a parody of "Shaft" called "Spaff" telling everyone what a great songwriter you are? I really like the music and think it would be fun........Pete
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I thought the song was funny but I couldn't listen because I like the original and I don't want to think of Paris Hilton every time I hear that song.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d > Please tell me you're married.
Because otherwise my prospects are bleak? Or because songs about bangin' Paris Hilton ought to be written by married men?
xoxox
Spaff
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d i'm speechless, Spaff. it's an interesting parody. Please tell me you're married.
Terri M.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Thank you for the comments, kiddos! And now this:
Good Charlotte's Benji Madden just wrote a love song, "Shine Your Light," for Paris Hilton. Which is not only sweet but appropriate; everyone agrees that the world needs more love songs written for Paris Hilton.
So I wrote another one. It's a heartfelt parody of Bachman-Turner Overdrive's "Takin' Care of Business," lovingly performed by Robert Lund. Lyrics and FuMP download link here:
www.spaff.com/poesy/bangin.html
For best results, listen to it while you accessorize your chihuahua.
xoxox
Spaff
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I certainly hope nobody was walking in on you when you got to the end of the line.... Certainly hope they wouldn't think you might be using the vacuum to look for it! (Although in my brief career in vacuum cleaner sales, there was an inside joke about alternate uses for the machine.... nuff said, this is supposed to be a family friendly internet.)
HILARIOUS!!!! What a great parody!!
Now for the scary part ....
I listened to this song around mid-day today. Later in the afternoon, I was vacuuming the floor in a condo that my 88-year-old mother-in-law is going to move into soon. As I was vacuuming, I was singing this song! ("I can't find my ......")
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d HILARIOUS!!!! What a great parody!!
Now for the scary part ....
I listened to this song around mid-day today. Later in the afternoon, I was vacuuming the floor in a condo that my 88-year-old mother-in-law is going to move into soon. As I was vacuuming, I was singing this song! ("I can't find my ......")
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"Meanwhile, here's the latest Robert Lund thingy. Or, if you prefer, the latest ***SPAFF.COM*** (featuring Robert Lund) thingy:
For reasons beyond the grasp of sentient beings, REO Speedwagon's 1985 power ballad "Can't Fight This Feeling" has been exhumed for a complete-cast singalong in the movie "Horton Hears a Who," opening today. And that, my friends, is all the excuse needed for this song parody. You will be relieved to know that it has nothing whatsoever to do with the movie. Lyrics and FuMP download link here:
www.spaff.com/poesy/penis.html "
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I'll get back to you all soon on this and other topics. I've fallen behind on the message board because I've been busy voting for Jake's TurboTax song:
www.themadmusicarchive.com/thread.aspx?TopicID=2854
Meanwhile, here's the latest Robert Lund thingy. Or, if you prefer, the latest ***SPAFF.COM*** (featuring Robert Lund) thingy:
For reasons beyond the grasp of sentient beings, REO Speedwagon's 1985 power ballad "Can't Fight This Feeling" has been exhumed for a complete-cast singalong in the movie "Horton Hears a Who," opening today. And that, my friends, is all the excuse needed for this song parody. You will be relieved to know that it has nothing whatsoever to do with the movie. Lyrics and FuMP download link here:
www.spaff.com/poesy/penis.html
xoxox
Spaff
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Like I said before, I'm still in complete agreement.
You don't have to be present in the studio to be an artist or to have valuable input on a song.
Many people have taken part in the creation of songs listed in the archive that were not actually behind the mic..... lyricists, composers, producers, arrangers..... the list goes on.
If, for example, you were to want to find all the songs that Gary S Paxton produced, would you know where to look? He's not even listed here as an artist (although he was vocalist in the Hollywood Argyles). Most of us know of his connection with Alley Oop and The Monster Mash, but how do we find other work he's done?
And what about Spaff? We all know of his hard work for Robert Lund.... but who else recorded his work?
I believe not only in giving credit where credit is due, but also in making the database here as complete and accurate as we can make it.
Thanks DJ Particle for stirring the pot once again.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d ------
Here's how I look at it: Robert Lund is a performer. I am a lyricist. Lyricists typically do not get credited alongside performers, so y'all can list the performer as simply Robert Lund. Same as when Project Sisyphus performs something I wrote: The performer is Project Sisyphus (not Project Sisyphus and Spaff). Or Carl Hatmaker (not Carl Hatmaker and Spaff). But, hey, I like getting my ego stroked as much as the next guy, so if any of y'all wanna credit me as the lyricist when playing something I wrote, I certainly will not object.
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Well, I try to look at precedent.
For example, "Sex Kittens From Mars" and "Holding Out For Hiro" are primarily credited to Luke Ski, despite the primary vocalists being other people.
Also, the credits for "The Tiger Eats Tonight" are usually listed as both Spookster and Art Paul, even though Art Paul doesn't do any singing in that track.
And then there is the fact that Robert Lund would not be the celebrity he is today without you alongside him :)
So it's only fair that you get the partial artist credit :)
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Tim: Thanks for your work on that page and for the request. Very cool of you.
Art Paul: Yes, Carrie Dahlby makes a cameo appearance as Ophelia. Filker/FuMPer Tom Smith pops in as Horatio, Inigo Montoya, Haley Joel Osment, and the old man from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. If not for scheduling conflicts, Luke Ski would have made an appearance too.
xoxox
Spaff
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I actaully went and check it out and thought it was interesting.
Is that Carrie Dahlby singing on it somewhere in the middle ?
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Well, I went to the song page here and put in a request for it on the MMDT20. Currently looks like it takes more than one vote for it to show up on the list.
Hmm, song # 29,835 here, we'll be hitting 30,000 soon.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d If I only ever get you to listen to *one* Robert Lund song, make it "Shakespearean Pie."
It's kinda a lyrical mashup of Hamlet with the song "American Pie." I've been trying to get Robert to record it for years - literally - and the man finally came through for me. (In a big way.)
My friend Below Average Dave has graciously made the recording available on his site for the past couple of weeks, the lovely and talented Dr. Demento played it on his Feb 3 show, and starting today it's downloadable from the FuMP. Links, lyrics, etc., are here:
www.spaff.com/poesy/shakespearean_pie.html
So, hey. Lend me your ears. I might give 'em back.
xoxox
Spaff
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Hey, thanks, all. You guys make me feel all warm and chocolatey.
Here's how I look at it: Robert Lund is a performer. I am a lyricist. Lyricists typically do not get credited alongside performers, so y'all can list the performer as simply Robert Lund. Same as when Project Sisyphus performs something I wrote: The performer is Project Sisyphus (not Project Sisyphus and Spaff). Or Carl Hatmaker (not Carl Hatmaker and Spaff). But, hey, I like getting my ego stroked as much as the next guy, so if any of y'all wanna credit me as the lyricist when playing something I wrote, I certainly will not object.
Also, Robert doesn't maintain much of an online presence, so I've taken it upon myself to get on the internets and pimp his performances (and, therefore, my lyrics). I'm in charge of the Robert Lund profile on the FuMP, for example. I also have a MySpace page to plug my lyrics and his recordings; I credit that page to both of us: "Spaff.com & Robert Lund." Here it is - come be our friends:
www.myspace.com/spaffcom
xoxox
Spaff
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I've been crediting both Lund & Spaff on Revenge, the MMDT20, and when I was keeping track of last year's F25. :)
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I agree with DJ Particle. I have thought for some time that Spaff is deserves more recognition. Perhaps we should start here. Perhaps Wayne should create a new category in the user levels that properly recognizes artists (like Spaff) who do not work behind the mic.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d How do they list in thefump.com ?
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d It's not the same Lund...
That Lund is based in Denmark.
Guess I have a new reason to credit our Lund's music as "Robert Lund & Spaff.com". I wonder why so many others don't credit Spaff much :( The MMA lists the songs as just "Robert Lund", the DMDB lists them as just "Robert Lund"..
Where's the love for M. Spaff Sumison???
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I tried to look for Robert Lund on Myspace this morning and found this weird music at www.myspace.com/robertlundmusic
That's not the same Robert Lund it is ?
If it isn't my question is: Is there a Robert Lund myspace yet ?
Maybe I've already friended you and don't really know it ?
I have over 1600 friends and alot of them are not my friend.
I would delete them but I'm so overwelmed I don't know where to start.
Well anyways I was just curious ?
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Another masterpiece from Robert & Spaff.
Keep up the great work.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d beautiful song, Robert and Spaff.
Terri M.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Robert Lund's newest song is "With Blinds Wide Open," a parody of Creed's "With Arms Wide Open" about your nekkid mom. (You remember Creed, right? You're anxiously awaiting Scott Stapp's 2008 solo album, RIGHT?)
"With Blinds Wide Open" is currently available for free download from the Funny Music Project (aka The FuMP). So go get it:
www.spaff.com/poesy/with_blinds.html
And say hi to your mom for me.
xoxox
Spaff
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Missed it on Sunday's Dr. Demento Show? Catch it on The FuMP!
Robert Lund's latest: "I Heart Thanksgiving":
www.spaff.com/poesy/thanksgiving.html
xoxox
Spaff
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Hey, Tim.
Thanks for noticing and pointing that out. "99 Words for Boobs" seems to be making the rounds of morning shows this month - it's also shown up on Star 94.1 in San Diego, 97X in Iowa City, WPLR in Hartford, and Y98 in St. Louis. I'm not sure what sparked the sudden interest, but I find it quite nifty.
xoxox
Spaff
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Hey guys,
You got on WCSX, classic rock, Detroit, as a feature with JJ and Lynne, complete with a link back to it's Fump page.
-Tim
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d This is great!
--- Spaff.com
Today on the FuMP: Robert Lund's "50 Ways to Lose Your Luggage":
www.spaff.com/poesy/50_ways.html
xoxox
Spaff
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Sweet, a Harry Potter parody!
Damn, I'd better finish up my latest HP song...
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d That's not a nice thing to say about Suspense. ;-)
Sounds like another great parody.
--- Spaff.com
Here you go. Suspense is overrated anyway.
www.spaff.com/poesy/hogwarts.html
xoxox
Spaff
--- MarlinsGirl
what's it a Parody of?
Terri M.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I can't wait til June 22nd to listen to it.
Terri M.
--- Spaff.com
Here you go. Suspense is overrated anyway.
www.spaff.com/poesy/hogwarts.html
xoxox
Spaff
--- MarlinsGirl
what's it a Parody of?
Terri M.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Here you go. Suspense is overrated anyway.
www.spaff.com/poesy/hogwarts.html
xoxox
Spaff
--- MarlinsGirl
what's it a Parody of?
Terri M.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d what's it a Parody of?
Terri M.
--- Spaff.com
"You've Got Hogwarts"
June 22
www.TheFuMP.com
xoxox
Spaff
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d "You've Got Hogwarts"
June 22
www.TheFuMP.com
xoxox
Spaff
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Why, thank you, Jake & Terri & Dino & Jace & Eric & Peter & Dave!
Shmooly: I believe the Dickies have a song about lint.
Stavro: I've *loved* the term "golden bozos" ever since I learned it from Steve Martin. I used it in "I Want Some Plastic Surgery for Christmas," though, and thought I'd better use more mature, politically correct terms here.
xoxox
Spaff
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Very funny - good job.
Keep up the good work.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Seems politically incorrect enough for NEXT WEEK'S SHOW. See you on that thread............................
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d AWESOME!!!!
(I was talking about the boobs. But the song was awesome, too!!!)
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d A fine, bouncy tune. Left out 'golden bozos' though. I know- picky, picky, picky.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d That was freaking hilarious.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Awesome! Glad you got that off your chest! (Sorry my punnybone won't shut up. I had to get my lumps in and stay abreast with the situation)
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d that was a great song.
Terri M.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Oh.. My..... Funniest song I've heard in a long time. Good work, Spaff!
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Hm.
Do you sing any songs about belly button lint?
Or maybe..... Rubber......DICKIES?
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d OK, it's official: Robert Lund is now a member of the FuMP. (He's an "auxiliary member," not a "core member," which means that he gets to eat the good part of the apple while the other guys are stuck with the core. Or something like that.)
Our first contribution to FuMPiness is "99 Words for Boobs." Lyrics, FuMP download link, and a pic of a nice pair of boobies are all here:
www.spaff.com/poesy/boobs.html
xoxox
Spaff
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Thanx, Terri.
Mitt Romney ran the Salt Lake Olympics, was recently governor of Massachusetts, and is currently a dark-horse candidate (though he's becoming less and less dark every day) for the next Republican presidential nomination.
I know. Yawn. The IMPORTANT thing (at least for the purposes of this song) is that he's a Mormon.
xoxox
Spaff
--- MarlinsGirl
That was good. I have no idea who Romney is.
Terri M.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d That was good. I have no idea who Romney is.
Terri M.
--- Spaff.com
Robert Lund's latest: "Here I Am With President Romney":
www.spaff.com/poesy/romney.html
It's a parody of a parody (Allan Sherman's "Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh") and an account of life under the Romney Administration (i.e., sub-Mitt).
xoxox
Spaff
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Robert Lund's latest: "Here I Am With President Romney":
www.spaff.com/poesy/romney.html
It's a parody of a parody (Allan Sherman's "Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh") and an account of life under the Romney Administration (i.e., sub-Mitt).
xoxox
Spaff
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Thank you kindly, Wayne, Terri, Jace, Eric, J-Man, Sick Puppy, and Sudden Spice (Devo Death?).
Just as I'm thinking this topic is no longer, um, topical, Tim Hardaway joins the fray with some more lovely quotes. So thank you too, Tim.
Wayne: Word from Robert is that the female vocalist is Kylee Johnson. Thanks for asking. I've added that performance credit to my song page as well (www.spaff.com/poesy/sexist.html).
xoxox
Spaff
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Very nice! :)
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Sometimes P.C. can be funny
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d OUTSTANDING!
--- Spaff.com
Robert Lund's latest: "Sexist Racist Classist Ageist Homophobic Ignoramus."
It's a tribute to Mel Gibson, Michael Richards, Isaiah Washington, Jade Goody, et al.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Just listened to it. HILARIOUS!!! Great job!
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Loved the new song! I saw the lyrics to that on your website around a week ago and hoped that Robert Lund would record it.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Very good parody.
Terri M.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d That song is great!!
Excellent job Spaff & Robert!
Wayne
P.S. Who does the female voice?
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Robert Lund's latest: "Sexist Racist Classist Ageist Homophobic Ignoramus."
It's a tribute to Mel Gibson, Michael Richards, Isaiah Washington, Jade Goody, et al., via a parody of "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini."
MP3 and lyrics here:
www.spaff.com/poesy/sexist.html
xoxox
Spaff
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d You gotta admire a professional sports team that will name itself after an urban legend.
xoxox
Spaff
--- peterpuck9
Spaff
I wanted to thank you for the New Jersey Devils reference in "Iranian Uranium". They need all the recognition they can get. Keep churning out those great topical tunes.
Pete
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Spaff
I wanted to thank you for the New Jersey Devils reference in "Iranian Uranium". They need all the recognition they can get. Keep churning out those great topical tunes.
Pete
--- Spaff.com
Hey all. I wish I had found this forum sooner. I'm kinda slow that way.
My name is Spaff and I'm a parody lyricist. (Not quitting the day job.) A number of musicians have recorded my song parodies (and you're welcome to too); the guy you're most likely to have heard of is Robert Lund. So, just to warn you, I'll probably annoy you by incessantly pimping Robert's stuff.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d As we said just a few days ago in rec.music.dementia, is is highly unusual for someone who does not have the last name of Yankovic to place 3 songs in Dr. Demento's Funny 25 of the year. In this case 2007.
Again, congratulations.
-Tim
--- Spaff.com
My name is Spaff and I'm a parody lyricist; the guy you're most likely to have heard of is Robert Lund. So, just to warn you, I'll probably annoy you by incessantly pimping Robert's stuff.
Spaff
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d jammin DIA: Party Time! Excellent!
Jake: The stalking continues. Still love the avatar.
Oh Captain My Captain: Thanx, man. Cool playground you've built here.
Nuclear Jace: Global temperatures.
Zebop: A belated welcome to The Right Place, and thanx for pimping "Workin' the Glory" for me (www.spaff.com/workintheglory/index.html).
Thanx, all, for the warm-fuzzy welcome.
xoxox
Spaff
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Hay Spaff I too live in Utah and love your works, I have only live in Utah two years but your Workin The Glory has made the transition easy.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Hey Spaff, what's up?
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Hey Spaff!
Great to see you here - I LOVE your work and especially the gems you and Robert have been cranking out!
Please, feel free to pimp all you want - that's a main mission here - to promote the artists we all enjoy so much!
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Hey, Spaff! Glad to see you here!
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Welcome to Captain Wayne's world. I am sure you'll like it here.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Hey all. I wish I had found this forum sooner. I'm kinda slow that way.
My name is Spaff and I'm a parody lyricist. (Not quitting the day job.) A number of musicians have recorded my song parodies (and you're welcome to too); the guy you're most likely to have heard of is Robert Lund. So, just to warn you, I'll probably annoy you by incessantly pimping Robert's stuff. Like, say, his latest, "Heather Mills" (to "Yesterday"):
www.spaff.com/poesy/heathermills.html
Anywho. I know Jake Waters from stalking him through Utah, and I recognize others of you from Amiright.com and MySpace and elsewhere. So howdy.
xoxox
Spaff
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