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Topic: Rubber Hamsters and Silly Questions
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Started by: Stavro Arrgolus
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Silly me. I forgot it was "señoritas in drag on mopeds" popping the paper bags. Everyone tells me my memory is going...but then, everyone tells me my memory is going.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d But I will. Terri M.
how funny. i was posting this as the start of a new topic at the same time you posted it here!
llamas here llamas there llamas llamas everywhere!
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d danny d-->the obvious thing to do would be to post the llama sketch here,so i wont.
But I will.
Terri M.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d the obvious thing to do would be to post the llama sketch here,so i wont. this also comes to mind,though...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQw_XGLhg2U
some moose can be rather nice. they enjoy magic,poetry,and the company of an occasional squirrel.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d But for some unfathomable reason, when you talk about llamas, noisy flamenco dancers and guys on tricycles popping paper bags have to be involved. Llamas also are an integral part of 'The Sims' PC games. The Maxis guys were apparently also Python fans and were as fond of this bit as we are.
In some Maxis games, such as the SimCity series, there were other references to British comedy. Red Dwarf came up from time to time in that one. The original 'Sims' is where I first started using the name 'Stavro'- an obscure HHGttG reference.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Llamas con dos cabezas son mas grande de las ranas tambien.
Two-headed llamas are also larger than frogs.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d That makes them twice as dangerous. Since they live in big rivers like the Amazon, if you see one of these 2 head monsters where people are swimming you shout- ¡CUIDADO! ¡LLAMA!!
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d >>> Looks like a smallish Pushmi-pullyu.
That would be a Two-Headed Llama
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Looks like a smallish Pushmi-pullyu.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I wonder if they would eat my bananas too, and possibly even the Great Siamese Aardvark™?
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Don't give the hackers in China & Russia any more ideas. I imagine such a virus would eat all the 'bugs' (& every last Rubber Hamster™) in your computer, but then squash it flat under tons of nonsensical & superfluous crap.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I think this page has been infected by the Asphalt Aardvark™ virus.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I'd actually tried everything... including that and beyond. It was only doing that on this thread and only in Firefox.... but it seems to be better now.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d If you go forward to another page and return via your browser back button (or equivilant), you will still see the read banner of a new message, as that was what was in your cache. A refresh (F5) will give you the blues.
I saw an interesting name for a comic book store today "Green Brains".
And it was not across from the vegetarian store "Brain Greens".
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d The post I just made didn't appear, and the previous posts didn't change colour.... so I logged out, shut down Firefox and came back in SeaMonkey. Looks normal now..... My post now shows (in red) and the two previous are in blue. Problem is, since I have never previously read anything on this thread in SeaMonkey, it should have all been in red.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Something is wrong with this page. It continues to show these two most recent posts as unread (or red instead of blue). I go away and come back.... same thing. I go away again and come back. More of the same.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I remember a comic book store with that name in the '70s where you could buy imported Japanese die cast anime toys: toy Yamatos, Grandizers- that sort of thing- along with the usual stuff.
I was thinking of starting another one of these 'silly questions' threads as this one is now slow to load...something involving Asphalt Aardvarks or Wooden Wombats or something...
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d newberry! ....it's a five and dime i went to as a kid.
sorry, i just had to save this post from falling off the edge
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Great horny toads! The instant messaging has just been fixed and I'm suddenly inundated with months of messages and the question in my head as to whether anyone got my messages is answered also. I feel all apologetic about not answering them, but I didn't get them until right now and they're all out of context & time, so I can't. Sorry if I appeared even more bastardly than usual for seeming to ignore them. Sometimes you can't do anything about these things. If any of these arrived anytime recently, I can answer now if anyone is inclined to ask them again.
...Well, maybe much later as the months old messages are still coming like gangbusters and I've no way to tell which are new. Are any of you getting this also?
You might notice the blog link is now directly on the toolbar so it's visible and slightly easier to access. ...Wow. The messages are still coming...
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d newtons (isaac and fig)
the new new christy minstrels
the new price is right starring drew carey (starts october 15th)
the newlywed game (still running on GSN)
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d New underwear
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d New Hampshire, Newark, Newport, New Haven, New Caledonia, New Delhi...
--- peterpuck9
New Zealand, New South Wales, New Orleans.......
--- Sick Puppy
New York, New Jersey, New Mexico, New Brunswick, Newfoundland, Nova Scotia....
--- MarlinsGirl
what else is new?
Terri M.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d New Zealand, New South Wales, New Orleans.......
--- Sick Puppy
New York, New Jersey, New Mexico, New Brunswick, Newfoundland, Nova Scotia....
--- MarlinsGirl
what else is new?
Terri M.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Actually the second one was supposed to be "mews", but close enough.
--- fm123
Oh, I get it! First picture is "Mad" then "Meow" then "Sick" then "Ark" then "Hive". Put them all together = Mad Meowsick (Music) ArkHive (Archive). Very ingenious.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Aardvarks are apparently very useful in the surveying business and the asphalt variety make excellent (and permanent) border markers. Nothing less than 'doing something nuclear' will shift one and even if a terrorist blows one up, you can still tell it was there from the lingering horrid stench of it's innards.
"Ethel the Aardvark Goes Quantity Surveying" remains a rather popular book (Megadodo Publications, £10.99 or 3 Ningis), but you'd be surprised at how many who want it have no money and can't read.
--- Sick Puppy
Of course, one of the 12 employees must be "Ethel the Aardvark", who of course, "Goes Quantity Surveying".
Check it for yourself.... quantity surveying is part of the construction industry.
(I think I just redirected this topic back onto a Pythonesque path.)
--- fm123
It seems there is a business in the UK called "Aardvark Asphalt" (Trading as Lowdale Ltd). They only have 12 employees. Here's the link - www.directorykent.net/listing/119670
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d New York, New Jersey, New Mexico, New Brunswick, Newfoundland, Nova Scotia....
--- MarlinsGirl
what else is new?
Terri M.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d what else is new?
Terri M.
--- Sick Puppy
Of course, one of the 12 employees must be "Ethel the Aardvark", who of course, "Goes Quantity Surveying".
Check it for yourself.... quantity surveying is part of the construction industry.
(I think I just redirected this topic back onto a Pythonesque path.)
--- fm123
It seems there is a business in the UK called "Aardvark Asphalt" (Trading as Lowdale Ltd). They only have 12 employees. Here's the link - www.directorykent.net/listing/119670
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Of course, one of the 12 employees must be "Ethel the Aardvark", who of course, "Goes Quantity Surveying".
Check it for yourself.... quantity surveying is part of the construction industry.
(I think I just redirected this topic back onto a Pythonesque path.)
--- fm123
It seems there is a business in the UK called "Aardvark Asphalt" (Trading as Lowdale Ltd). They only have 12 employees. Here's the link - www.directorykent.net/listing/119670
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d It seems there is a business in the UK called "Aardvark Asphalt" (Trading as Lowdale Ltd). They only have 12 employees. Here's the link - www.directorykent.net/listing/119670
Here's our friend Artie the Aardvark getting ready to drop the big one!
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Since rubber hamsters are also used as incendiary devices, lighting their crap could have results which would be quite...explosive. The Asphalt Aardvark™, however, has petroleum based poo and lighting that could power a small Eastern European hamlet for a month- if you could stay conscious long enough around the fumes. 'Vark turds are vile, vile stuff and aren't to be trifled with unless you happen to have a haz-mat suit and an awful lot of Rubber Hamster™ brand air fresheners. "Now with new Yak Sweat Scent! Buy some today!"
--- fm123
The one thing Google failed to mention is the fact that they are using "pigeon droppings" (turd) to power their large network of high-speed servers. This is a new step in energy conservation.
I wonder if they would substitute it with "Rubber Hamster Droppings", wouldn't be more efficient?
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d The one thing Google failed to mention is the fact that they are using "pigeon droppings" (turd) to power their large network of high-speed servers. This is a new step in energy conservation.
I wonder if they would substitute it with "Rubber Hamster Droppings", wouldn't be more efficient?
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Well, that explains everything!!
So what does Yahoo! use, an infinite number of monkeys?
--- macca45
To Peter et al, doing a search on Google to find out how Google works revealed this result.
pigeon ranking
It should reveal all.
Alex.
btw, please read the red text at bottom of page.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d To Peter et al, doing a search on Google to find out how Google works revealed this result.
pigeon ranking
It should reveal all.
Alex.
btw, please read the red text at bottom of page.
--- peterpuck9
Now it is again. Rubber Hamsters are currently ahead of rubber-chewing hamsters. Why does it change like that?
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d And for your prize, you win the new "Claw Magic" Wooden Wombat! It slices! It dices! Look at that tomato! You could even cut a tin can with it! But you wouldn't want to!
--- peterpuck9
Ding Ding Ding Ding
--- MarlinsGirl
The Mad Music Archive?
Terri M.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Oh, I get it! First picture is "Mad" then "Meow" then "Sick" then "Ark" then "Hive". Put them all together = Mad Meowsick (Music) ArkHive (Archive). Very ingenious.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Ding Ding Ding Ding
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Sounds to me like - rubber hamster's rubbers
--- fm123
#5 on the search results is something quite strange. Here's the quote:
"Suppression of fertility in female hamsters with polyvinylpyrrolidone--silicone rubber (PSR) implants containing prostaglandin F 2 alpha."
What the heck does all that mean?
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d No, too small. The outdoor 'lawn model' Asphalt Aardvark™ can be manufactured as a 'female' whose teats dispense sealant for your driveway and car wax for your jalopy made of recycled beer cans.
Speaking of beer, the indoor model 'varks dispense beer for frat parties. Each teat squeezes out a different brand of beer and hot bratwurst comes out when you lift it's tail. No party should be without one.
--- peterpuck9
Fake rubber boobs for hamsters?
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Fake rubber boobs for hamsters?
--fm123
#5 on the search results is something quite strange. Here's the quote:
"Suppression of fertility in female hamsters with polyvinylpyrrolidone--silicone rubber (PSR) implants containing prostaglandin F 2 alpha."
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Toward the bottom of the first page, I found this.... Great if you know somebody who is having a birthday!
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d #5 on the search results is something quite strange. Here's the quote:
"Suppression of fertility in female hamsters with polyvinylpyrrolidone--silicone rubber (PSR) implants containing prostaglandin F 2 alpha."
What the heck does all that mean?
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Now it is again. Rubber Hamsters are currently ahead of rubber-chewing hamsters. Why does it change like that?
--- Stavro288
...It was. 45 minutes later, #1 is now a site about hamsters with someone complaining that her hamster is always chewing on the rubber stopper of its water bottle spout. Imagine that. Something else became #1 inside of an hour between the 2 searches.
And I've seen that cats love rubber hamsters. In fact, you'd need a pair of cat handcuffs to keep them away. Cats love 'em so much, they could potentially spend $3000 for those cat toys if your cat was embezzling from you. ...I can has rubbr hamstrz?
--- peterpuck9
Google Search for Rubber Hamsters-The MMA is #1 and #2!
This Thread is #1 (of course) and Show Topics For 2007 is #2.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I'd swear that's the precise look the 'killer rabbit' in Holy Grail made at the camera just before King Arthur attacked it and got 5 of his knights eaten. Oh, wait...3. Run away! Run Away! I soiled my armor I was so scared! That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
--- fm123
Here's my Rubber Hamster pick of the day:
This little guy has even grown a beard!
The other one speaks for itself - www.flickr.com/photos/omgwtflol/22616363/
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d "no match,the board goes back."
--- peterpuck9
It's Pictoral "Concentration"! Do you remember that game show?
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d It's Pictoral "Concentration"! Do you remember that game show?
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d --- peterpuck9
Our chief weapon is surprise and rubber hamsters.....
.....and an almost fanatical devotion to captain wayne! oooooooah!
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Our chief weapon is surprise and rubber hamsters.....
--- MarlinsGirl
nobody excepts the spanish inquisition.
Terri M.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d nobody excepts the spanish inquisition.
Terri M.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d THIS thread again???? it's the thread that wouldn't die!!! i really thought the subject of rubber hamsters would've been exhausted by now,but obviously not. honestly, i expected this about as much as i'd expect the spanish inquisition!
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d ...It was. 45 minutes later, #1 is now a site about hamsters with someone complaining that her hamster is always chewing on the rubber stopper of its water bottle spout. Imagine that. Something else became #1 inside of an hour between the 2 searches.
And I've seen that cats love rubber hamsters. In fact, you'd need a pair of cat handcuffs to keep them away. Cats love 'em so much, they could potentially spend $3000 for those cat toys if your cat was embezzling from you. ...I can has rubbr hamstrz?
--- peterpuck9
Google Search for Rubber Hamsters-The MMA is #1 and #2!
This Thread is #1 (of course) and Show Topics For 2007 is #2.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Google Search for Rubber Hamsters-The MMA is #1 and #2!
This Thread is #1 (of course) and Show Topics For 2007 is #2.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d As a band or 2 hereabouts could tell you, 'nuclear' is a popular term. And thanks to a cartoonist from my neck of the woods who created those pizza chomping valley boy terrapins, so is 'turtles'.
The whole 'inanimate animals' thing seems to work best, so I'll stick with those for awhile.
I hear if you squeeze a rubber hamster to make it fart, you can light it (the fart, not the hamster) and have an effective blowtorch like Belushi did in that elevator at the end of 'The Blues Brothers'. Or was it Ackroyd? Lousy memory...
--- fm123
...All but Nuclear Turtles for some reason.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Looks like these guys have seen this site. The Big Butch Lesbian® company's 'Rubber Hamster' line does include incendiary devices, including the Holy Hamster of Hampshire, so they can be used in hand to hand combat. It's not hard to do.
According to the Book of Armaments- 'First shalt thou pull out the Holy Tail. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hamster of Hampshire towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
--- macca45
TMMS forum is #1 on my search, but #2 had me intrigued, safety rules?
General Rules
All Weapons checked, Every weapon you use, from swords to rubber hamsters, must be checked by one of the referees. There is no exception to the rule. Anyone found using an unchecked weapon may have it confiscated.
guess I'll put my sword away and carry a rubber hamster instead.
Alex
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d --- macca45
Hmmm, the conversation style seems to have moved from Pythonesque to a Marxist (as in Brothers), style.
Alex.
oh i don't know. it still sounds pretty pythony to me!.....
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d TMMS forum is #1 on my search, but #2 had me intrigued, safety rules?
General Rules
All Weapons checked, Every weapon you use, from swords to rubber hamsters, must be checked by one of the referees. There is no exception to the rule. Anyone found using an unchecked weapon may have it confiscated.
guess I'll put my sword away and carry a rubber hamster instead.
Alex
--- fm123
Thanks! I just did a search for "Rubber Hamsters" and The Mad Music Archive was #2 on the search results page using Google:
www.google.com/search?q=Rubber+Hamsters
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Hmmm, the conversation style seems to have moved from Pythonesque to a Marxist (as in Brothers), style.
Alex.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d great flood? LUXURY! we lived in the middle of the mojave,and had to leave messages for each other by licking the desert floor with our tongues!
--- peterpuck9
You should be glad you had rubber hamster tails. We had to write with a unicorn and you know how hard they were to find after the Great Flood.
--- Stavro288
You were lucky to have a rock! We had to write with petrified rubber hamster tails dipped in wildebeest urine.
--- peterpuck9
That was more modern than mine. It chisled on a rock.
--- Stavro288
True. In my youth, my typewriter was so old it typed in pencil.
--- peterpuck9
I'm so glad this thread has pictures and video now. Thank you danny d for the multimedia experience. Back in the old days, we just had to rely on typewritten words alone. :-)
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d You should be glad you had rubber hamster tails. We had to write with a unicorn and you know how hard they were to find after the Great Flood.
--- Stavro288
You were lucky to have a rock! We had to write with petrified rubber hamster tails dipped in wildebeest urine.
--- peterpuck9
That was more modern than mine. It chisled on a rock.
--- Stavro288
True. In my youth, my typewriter was so old it typed in pencil.
--- peterpuck9
I'm so glad this thread has pictures and video now. Thank you danny d for the multimedia experience. Back in the old days, we just had to rely on typewritten words alone. :-)
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d You were lucky to have a rock! We had to write with petrified rubber hamster tails dipped in wildebeest urine.
--- peterpuck9
That was more modern than mine. It chisled on a rock.
--- Stavro288
True. In my youth, my typewriter was so old it typed in pencil.
--- peterpuck9
I'm so glad this thread has pictures and video now. Thank you danny d for the multimedia experience. Back in the old days, we just had to rely on typewritten words alone. :-)
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d That was more modern than mine. It chisled on a rock.
--- Stavro288
True. In my youth, my typewriter was so old it typed in pencil.
--- peterpuck9
I'm so glad this thread has pictures and video now. Thank you danny d for the multimedia experience. Back in the old days, we just had to rely on typewritten words alone. :-)
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Probably both. Love that Gamera theme music.
--- danny d
weren't flo and eddie in the nuclear turtles?
....or am i thinking of a japanese monster?
dd
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d weren't flo and eddie in the nuclear turtles?
....or am i thinking of a japanese monster?
dd
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Hmm...platinum pigs. They had better have wings, or they'll get stolen.
'Rubber hamster' is a phrase I used 20 some odd years ago. Something about cat toys as I recall. Thinking about that made me want to request Steve Martin's 'Cat Handcuffs'- the likely culprit that caused the phrase's creation. And 'aardvark' is supposed to be a funny sounding word. Maybe I just have a strange sense of humor. This is the place for it.
I think 'Zinc Zebras' would make good lawn ornaments, too. The lawn gnomes could ride them.
--- fm123
Here are a few two-word combinations:
Platinum Pigs
Silicon Elephants
Nuclear Turtles
Zinc Zebras
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d #1 on Google - Interesting. All it seems to take is the use of two keywords that normally are not mentioned together. Asphalt Aardvarks, and Rubber Hamsters made it. Let's try some other two-word combinations, and see if it makes it to the #1 spot. This will really help out TMMA by gaining popularity and make it better for all of us.
Here are a few two-word combinations:
Platinum Pigs
Silicon Elephants
Nuclear Turtles
Zinc Zebras
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I had another look, and we're #1 now. And that link leads back to this thread. We're #1 for "Asphalt Aardvarks" as well.
So they make hamster rubbers for rubber hamsters. Who knew? Still, I've never seen a hamster wearing a rubber. Not while sober, anyway. And there are a lot of rubber hamsters around here anyway. Those hamster rubbers must break a lot. They must be made in China. Who else would make rubbers that small- ...lets not go there. Eddie Murphy covered that subject pretty well on his 1st album.
--- Dang
Oh, thank goodness! My hamsters have been getting out of control, and the stud is particularly arrogant. I think if I got him some rubbers with his name stamped on them, he might, mind you I said "might" use them.
--dang
--- fm123
Thanks! I just did a search for "Rubber Hamsters" and The Mad Music Archive was #2 on the search results page using Google:
www.google.com/search?q=Rubber+Hamsters
#3 was:
Hamster Rubber Stamps
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Oh, thank goodness! My hamsters have been getting out of control, and the stud is particularly arrogant. I think if I got him some rubbers with his name stamped on them, he might, mind you I said "might" use them.
--dang
--- fm123
Thanks! I just did a search for "Rubber Hamsters" and The Mad Music Archive was #2 on the search results page using Google:
www.google.com/search?q=Rubber+Hamsters
#3 was:
Hamster Rubber Stamps
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d True. In my youth, my typewriter was so old it typed in pencil.
--- peterpuck9
I'm so glad this thread has pictures and video now. Thank you danny d for the multimedia experience. Back in the old days, we just had to rely on typewritten words alone. :-)
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I'm so glad this thread has pictures and video now. Thank you danny d for the multimedia experience. Back in the old days, we just had to rely on typewritten words alone. :-)
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d 
"do you want to come back to my place?"
"............................................yeah,alright."
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d 'Remember- policemen make wonderful friends. So write today and take advantage of our free officer.'
--- peterpuck9
One of my favorites:
The police are anxious to speak to anyone who saw the crime, ladies with large breasts, or just anyone who likes policemen.
--- Stavro288
D'ya hear that? There's been another Indian massacre at Dorking Civic Theater. "Those who were left alive at the end got their money back."
--- peterpuck9
Ladies and gentlemen. Before the play starts, I would like to apologize to you all, but unfortunately Miss Cicely Courtneidge is unable to appear, owing to... (gets struck in the chest with an arrow, then another.....The air is filled with war whoops, drum beats and screams.)
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d One of my favorites:
The police are anxious to speak to anyone who saw the crime, ladies with large breasts, or just anyone who likes policemen.
--- Stavro288
D'ya hear that? There's been another Indian massacre at Dorking Civic Theater. "Those who were left alive at the end got their money back."
--- peterpuck9
Ladies and gentlemen. Before the play starts, I would like to apologize to you all, but unfortunately Miss Cicely Courtneidge is unable to appear, owing to... (gets struck in the chest with an arrow, then another.....The air is filled with war whoops, drum beats and screams.)
--- Stavro288
I have a feeling Cicely Courtneidge had better be appearing or else...
--- peterpuck9
Me like Crunchy Frog......Heap good!
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d D'ya hear that? There's been another Indian massacre at Dorking Civic Theater. "Those who were left alive at the end got their money back."
--- peterpuck9
Ladies and gentlemen. Before the play starts, I would like to apologize to you all, but unfortunately Miss Cicely Courtneidge is unable to appear, owing to... (gets struck in the chest with an arrow, then another.....The air is filled with war whoops, drum beats and screams.)
--- Stavro288
I have a feeling Cicely Courtneidge had better be appearing or else...
--- peterpuck9
Me like Crunchy Frog......Heap good!
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Ladies and gentlemen. Before the play starts, I would like to apologize to you all, but unfortunately Miss Cicely Courtneidge is unable to appear, owing to... (gets struck in the chest with an arrow, then another.....The air is filled with war whoops, drum beats and screams.)
--- Stavro288
I have a feeling Cicely Courtneidge had better be appearing or else...
--- peterpuck9
Me like Crunchy Frog......Heap good!
--- Stavro288
If an albatross was 'laden' with one of those giant coins, he'd need a chiropractor. Or a chef that could make a good albatross meal after it splatted into the ground trying to fly with the coin. I hope you'd get wafers with the meal. Or some choc-ices.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I have a feeling Cicely Courtneidge had better be appearing or else...
--- peterpuck9
Me like Crunchy Frog......Heap good!
--- Stavro288
If an albatross was 'laden' with one of those giant coins, he'd need a chiropractor. Or a chef that could make a good albatross meal after it splatted into the ground trying to fly with the coin. I hope you'd get wafers with the meal. Or some choc-ices.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Me like Crunchy Frog......Heap good!
--- Stavro288
If an albatross was 'laden' with one of those giant coins, he'd need a chiropractor. Or a chef that could make a good albatross meal after it splatted into the ground trying to fly with the coin. I hope you'd get wafers with the meal. Or some choc-ices.
--- peterpuck9
Yes, but doesn't it have to be after some kind of bird? Like, maybe, an albatross!
--- Stavro288
They call it 'the chiropractor's meal ticket'.
--- peterpuck9
What do they call the 220 pound coin?
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d If an albatross was 'laden' with one of those giant coins, he'd need a chiropractor. Or a chef that could make a good albatross meal after it splatted into the ground trying to fly with the coin. I hope you'd get wafers with the meal. Or some choc-ices.
--- peterpuck9
Yes, but doesn't it have to be after some kind of bird? Like, maybe, an albatross!
--- Stavro288
They call it 'the chiropractor's meal ticket'.
--- peterpuck9
What do they call the 220 pound coin?
--- Tim P. Ryan
Looneys and Twoney, respectivly. Affectionate naming.
Due to the back of the Sacagawea dollar, I thought they would have been more accepted in America if they had become know as 'Moonies', after the art of the Apollo 11 mission on that side.
-Tim
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Yes, but doesn't it have to be after some kind of bird? Like, maybe, an albatross!
--- Stavro288
They call it 'the chiropractor's meal ticket'.
--- peterpuck9
What do they call the 220 pound coin?
--- Tim P. Ryan
Looneys and Twoney, respectivly. Affectionate naming.
Due to the back of the Sacagawea dollar, I thought they would have been more accepted in America if they had become know as 'Moonies', after the art of the Apollo 11 mission on that side.
-Tim
--- Sick Puppy
1) Here in Canada, we've had a dollar coin for quite some time and a two dollar coin for almost as long.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d They call it 'the chiropractor's meal ticket'.
--- peterpuck9
What do they call the 220 pound coin?
--- Tim P. Ryan
Looneys and Twoney, respectivly. Affectionate naming.
Due to the back of the Sacagawea dollar, I thought they would have been more accepted in America if they had become know as 'Moonies', after the art of the Apollo 11 mission on that side.
-Tim
--- Sick Puppy
1) Here in Canada, we've had a dollar coin for quite some time and a two dollar coin for almost as long.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d What do they call the 220 pound coin?
--- Tim P. Ryan
Looneys and Twoney, respectivly. Affectionate naming.
Due to the back of the Sacagawea dollar, I thought they would have been more accepted in America if they had become know as 'Moonies', after the art of the Apollo 11 mission on that side.
-Tim
--- Sick Puppy
1) Here in Canada, we've had a dollar coin for quite some time and a two dollar coin for almost as long.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I do that, too. I'm even anal enough to arrange them all right side up.
Maybe it's me. I think there's a visceral satisfaction that you get with a metal coin that isn't there with flimsy paper or worse- internet transactions. ...I know. Antiquated thinking.
Still, the coins would be so much better if they at least tried to make them bigger than a quarter.
--- Tim P. Ryan
I arrange all dollar bills in order with all them guys facing the same direction. If I don't, they get a headache and want to get out of the wallet quickly and will cause something to happen to make sure they are spent.
-Tim
--- Stavro288
handle than all those annoying 1s mixed up with the rest so it's harder to get at the 'real money' when you need it.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Maybe we should issue that Clinton Sex dollar bill or the Nixon $3 bill.
(Old saying, 'That looks as fake as a three dollar bill'.)
-Tim
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Looneys and Twoney, respectivly. Affectionate naming.
Due to the back of the Sacagawea dollar, I thought they would have been more accepted in America if they had become know as 'Moonies', after the art of the Apollo 11 mission on that side.
-Tim
--- Sick Puppy
1) Here in Canada, we've had a dollar coin for quite some time and a two dollar coin for almost as long.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I arrange all dollar bills in order with all them guys facing the same direction. If I don't, they get a headache and want to get out of the wallet quickly and will cause something to happen to make sure they are spent.
-Tim
--- Stavro288
handle than all those annoying 1s mixed up with the rest so it's harder to get at the 'real money' when you need it.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Though the series is set to end with Gerald Ford, you would think the last issued would be the Harry S. Truman dollar.
Can you tell me why I think so?
-Tim
--- fm123
now the Presidential $1 Coins -
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d A two part question deserves a two part answer......
1) Here in Canada, we've had a dollar coin for quite some time and a two dollar coin for almost as long. Initial reactions were mixed. The adjustments are difficult to make (at first) for those who don't like change... But we're Canadians!!! We embraced the metric system, we can embrace dollar coins. And we did. The long term benefit is that the Canadian mint spends less money producing money and we don't have to walk around with a pocket full of quarters if we intend on using vending machines. Embrace the dollar coin and stop producing the paper dollar. You won't know how you ever managed any other way.
2) Back in the 70s, my parents had a flash of insanity when redecorating the kitchen. They picked out a wallpaper design made up of yellow, orange and green lines set out in a horizontal zig-zag design.... Sort of like a bunch of Ws and Vs strung together. (Sounds frighteningly like a certain C.W.McCall song.) All the trim was painted in green. Anyway, with that said, my advice to you is..... whatever you do.... Don't repeat that mistake. (We said it was just like eating inside a broken television.)
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Brown walls, huh? I guess my bathroom was inspired by that famous interior designer, Hu Phlung Pu. My toilet and bathtub are beige! Whose drug addled idea was that? Not mine. But I'm not having it all ripped out because I've got 'that '70s bathroom'. The paint has to 'not clash' with the fixtures, I'm reasonably sure. And as for the horrific wallpaper....(200th reply...yay!)
--- fm123
Actually, what they didn't explain, was yellow makes you urinate more if you paint the walls in your bathroom that color! It could get even worse - a brown wall, but that belongs in the bathroom humor thread: www.themadmusicarchive.com/thread.aspx?TopicID=1883
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Actually, what they didn't explain, was yellow makes you urinate more if you paint the walls in your bathroom that color! It could get even worse - a brown wall, but that belongs in the bathroom humor thread: www.themadmusicarchive.com/thread.aspx?TopicID=1883
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Yellow increases appetite?! And all this time I thought all that fat I had came from all the beer! Who knew?
--- fm123
And now for something completely different, Kitchen Paint Colors:
Red:Stimulating/Increases Appetite
Orange: Stimulating/ Increases Appetite
Yellow: Stimulating/ Increases Appetite
Green: Relaxing/Balance
Blue: Relaxing/Decreases Appetite
Indigo: Relaxing/Decreases Appetite
Violet: Balance/Relaxing/Decreases Appetite
--- Stavro288
And...
What would be a good color to paint ones kitchen?
(If you read my blog, you'd know I've joined Wayne in the whole 'house renovation' thing while I'm feeling pretty good.)
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d First the "Ike" Dollar, then the Susan B. Anthony Dollar, then the Sacagawea Golden Dollar Coin, now the Presidential $1 Coins - www.usmint.gov/mint_programs/$1coin/index.cfm?flash=yes
OK by me, as long as Bush is not on it.
And now for something completely different, Kitchen Paint Colors:
Red:Stimulating/Increases Appetite
Orange: Stimulating/ Increases Appetite
Yellow: Stimulating/ Increases Appetite
Green: Relaxing/Balance
Blue: Relaxing/Decreases Appetite
Indigo: Relaxing/Decreases Appetite
Violet: Balance/Relaxing/Decreases Appetite
--- Stavro288
What do you think of the 3rd attempt to launch a new dollar coin? (It's so silly, there should be a song about it)
And...
What would be a good color to paint ones kitchen?
(If you read my blog, you'd know I've joined Wayne in the whole 'house renovation' thing while I'm feeling pretty good.)
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d In America, the (evil) powers that be are too paranoid to eliminate the penny & nickel or the paper dollar as it would be perceived (by them, anyway) as a de facto devaluation of the 'almighty dollar'.
With me, it's a dexterity thing. (Oh hell, here he goes again with that 'old' crap!) I find coins easier to deal with and handle than all those annoying 1s mixed up with the rest so it's harder to get at the 'real money' when you need it. I've spent half my life handling 'big' coins. When I was a kid, (oh, boy...) half dollars were much heavier than anything today and no one fussed about Ben Franklin's portrait on them or how heavy they were.
But today's hypersensitive bunch not only dislike dollar coins and are annoyed by those who use them here, but actually use & trust plastic- Bad idea. Poor security and all the identity theft and massive interest rates and debt. Who needs it?
Guess I jus' don't understand these young whippersnappers today, gol-durn it.
--- macca45
I cannot speak for those in the US, but here in Australia, we have had the coin 1 & 2 dollar coins for over a decade, and I dislike it, when you get change, you're wallet is so heavy and bulges.
With the paper, you can see how much money you have, but with the coins all you have is a hand full of shrapnel, and a check out queue behind you getting angrier as you count out the correct money for a purchase.
IMO, stick with the paper.
BTW, at the time of introducing the $1 & $2 coins, Australia also deleted the 1 & 2 cent pieces.
Alex
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Not only that, the strippers complain that the coins are cold against the skin. (or so I'm told) ;-)
The bottom line is that the coins are inconvenient, but in the end they are cheaper for the government because they are more durable.
--- macca45
I cannot speak for those in the US, but here in Australia, we have had the coin 1 & 2 dollar coins for over a decade, and I dislike it, when you get change, you're wallet is so heavy and bulges.
With the paper, you can see how much money you have, but with the coins all you have is a hand full of shrapnel, and a check out queue behind you getting angrier as you count out the correct money for a purchase.
IMO, stick with the paper.
BTW, at the time of introducing the $1 & $2 coins, Australia also deleted the 1 & 2 cent pieces.
Alex
--- Stavro288
What do you think of the 3rd attempt to launch a new dollar coin? (It's so silly, there should be a song about it)
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I cannot speak for those in the US, but here in Australia, we have had the coin 1 & 2 dollar coins for over a decade, and I dislike it, when you get change, you're wallet is so heavy and bulges.
With the paper, you can see how much money you have, but with the coins all you have is a hand full of shrapnel, and a check out queue behind you getting angrier as you count out the correct money for a purchase.
IMO, stick with the paper.
BTW, at the time of introducing the $1 & $2 coins, Australia also deleted the 1 & 2 cent pieces.
Alex
--- Stavro288
What do you think of the 3rd attempt to launch a new dollar coin? (It's so silly, there should be a song about it)
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Did you hear that the Canadian government issued a 1 million (Canadian dollar) gold coin just so they could have the world's heaviest coin? It weighs in at 220 lbs!
Updated: 4:29 p.m. ET May 5, 2007
OTTAWA - Got change for a million? Canada does: the world’s biggest pure gold coin at 220 pounds.
Already, three buyers have shelled out for one of the 1 million Canadian dollar coins introduced last week.
The Royal Canadian mint made the coins — 20 inches in diameter and 1 inch thick — mostly to seize the bragging rights from Austria, which had the record with a 70-pound, 15-inch wide coin.
“They’re not doing this because there is huge demand for 100-kilo gold coins,” Bret Evans, editor of Canadian Coin News said Saturday. “They’re doing it because it gives them some bragging rights in having the largest purest gold coin in the world.”
“They’ll kick the Austrians out of the Guinness World Book of Records,” he said.
Listed as 99.999 percent pure gold bullion, the coin features Queen Elizabeth II on one side and Canada’s national symbol — the maple leaf — on the other.
It takes about six weeks to make and has a face value of 1 million Canadian dollars ($903,628), though it sells for approximately $2.7 million depending on the market value of gold.
The coins will give the mint a higher international profile.
“We wanted to raise the bar so that we could say the government of Canada, or the Royal Canadian Mint, produced the purest gold coins in the world,” said David Madge, the mint’s director of bullion and refinery services.
Austria’s coin 100,000 euro coin ($138,155) was 70 pounds and 15 inches in diameters.
Evans said the Canadian mint recently lost some market share as mints in Australia, Austria, China and the United States pushed their own high-quality gold coins.
What does one do with a 220-pound gold coin?
Evans said bullion dealers use it as a promotional tool. A Japanese dealer, he said, puts one of the Austrian coins in public venues to draw people’s attention.
“And while they’re looking at that, they are being exposed to the idea of buying one ounce or half-ounce gold coins,” he said.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d ok i'll take this part seriously....
question 1) if they really want people to accept and use the dollar coins the government should eliminate the paper dollar!!!
question2) i think a kitchen looks better wallpapered with food themed design. gives it a more homey look like i remember as a kid.
ok, that's out of the way.
and now, a man with a stoat through his head.......
--- Stavro288
Its time once again to use this thread for the purpose I intended when I started it last year. To ask really inane questions.
Here are a couple of real silly unrelated ones:
What do you think of the 3rd attempt to launch a new dollar coin? (It's so silly, there should be a song about it)
And...
What would be a good color to paint ones kitchen?
(If you read my blog, you'd know I've joined Wayne in the whole 'house renovation' thing while I'm feeling pretty good.)
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d It's time once again to use this thread for the purpose I intended when I started it last year. To ask really inane questions.
Here are a couple of real silly unrelated ones:
What do you think of the 3rd attempt to launch a new dollar coin? (It's so silly, there should be a song about it)
And...
What would be a good color to paint ones kitchen?
(If you read my blog, you'd know I've joined Wayne in the whole 'house renovation' thing while I'm feeling pretty good.)
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d There he is. I was wondering where Spiny Norman had got to.
That hedgehog makes for a good portrait after almost 40 years, doesn't he?
Were we all to be that fortunate.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Nope. No antifreeze chemicals in rubber hamster farts. They fart a nice potpourri scent.
And there's no lead paint on an asphalt aardvark. The one I'm sitting on is painted an oil-based light brown (matches the carpet). And it's saddle- Made in the USA! Oh, yeah! The 'available tar' they exude is pretty noxious though. That stuff smells like a pair of moldy unwashed winter underwear burning in a damp cellar full of rotting cabbage and unwashed urinals.
...But it's not made in China!
--- peterpuck9
It's not made in China then..............great!
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d It's not made in China then..............great!
--- Stavro288
I think I mentioned this a few months ago...The infamous Rubber Hamster™ line of cat toys, aardvark lube and incendiary devices as well as the extremely popular, extremely heavy and only slightly illegal Asphalt Aardvark™ lawn ornaments and tar spreaders are made by Big Butch Lesbian (or BBL for short) Industrials LLC in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, where the labor is cheap and the women (or men or animals- anything goes there) will 'love you long time', or so I've heard.
Rubber Hamsters (and accessories) are found in the pet food aisle next to the Friskies Termite Flavored Asphalt Aardvark Pellets and the Purina Dead Baboon Chow.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I think I mentioned this a few months ago...The infamous Rubber Hamster™ line of cat toys, aardvark lube and incendiary devices as well as the extremely popular, extremely heavy and only slightly illegal Asphalt Aardvark™ lawn ornaments and tar spreaders are made by Big Butch Lesbian (or BBL for short) Industrials LLC in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, where the labor is cheap and the women (or men or animals- anything goes there) will 'love you long time', or so I've heard.
Rubber Hamsters (and accessories) are found in the pet food aisle next to the Friskies Termite Flavored Asphalt Aardvark Pellets and the Purina Dead Baboon Chow.
--- MarlinsGirl
Where can one purchase a Rubber Hamster?
Terri M.
--- Stavro288
The Rubber Hamster™ is a popular product. You can make them fart by picking them up by the tail and tapping on their stomach with a pencil.
Hours of fun!
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d MMA is #7 and #8 if you search for "golden bozos"
www.google.com/search?q=Golden+Bozos
--- fm123
Thanks! I just did a search for "Rubber Hamsters" and The Mad Music Archive was #2 on the search results page using Google:
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Thanks! I just did a search for "Rubber Hamsters" and The Mad Music Archive was #2 on the search results page using Google:
www.google.com/search?q=Rubber+Hamsters
#3 was:
Hamster Rubber Stamps
#1 was:
My hamster ate a piece of rubber by accident. I am worried that it will get sick or die. Should I worry?
--- peterpuck9
It was before too. I did't understand why it didn't show up on the list. So I found it and brought it back.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d It was before too. I did't understand why it didn't show up on the list. So I found it and brought it back.
--- fm123
OMG - This is NOW the #1 thread in popularity!!!
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d would you settle for a rrrrrrubber biscuit instead?
--- MarlinsGirl
Where can one purchase a Rubber Hamster?
Terri M.
--- Stavro288
The Rubber Hamster™ is a popular product. You can make them fart by picking them up by the tail and tapping on their stomach with a pencil.
Hours of fun!
--- fm123
OMG - This is NOW the #1 thread in popularity!!!
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Where can one purchase a Rubber Hamster?
Terri M.
--- Stavro288
The Rubber Hamster™ is a popular product. You can make them fart by picking them up by the tail and tapping on their stomach with a pencil.
Hours of fun!
--- fm123
OMG - This is NOW the #1 thread in popularity!!!
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d The Rubber Hamster™ is a popular product. You can make them fart by picking them up by the tail and tapping on their stomach with a pencil.
Hours of fun!
--- fm123
OMG - This is NOW the #1 thread in popularity!!!
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d OMG - This is NOW the #1 thread in popularity!!!
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I heard that! ...Right! As officer commanding the Regular Army's Advertising Division, I object, in the strongest possible terms to this obvious reference to our own slogan 'lt's a dog's life ...a man's life in the modern army' and I warn this program that any recurrence of this sloppy, long-haired, civilian plagiarism will be dealt with most severely.
--- peterpuck9
Yes, you know it's a man's life in England's Mountain Green.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Yes, you know it's a man's life in England's Mountain Green.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d See? Fresh fruit is bad for you.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d
--- Stavro288
Right! Stop the film! This is all getting rather silly! Lets have some good clean family entertainment! Now on the command 'Cut', camera will cut to camera 2. Ready... WAIT FOR IT! ...Cut!
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Right! Stop the film! This is all getting rather silly! Lets have some good clean family entertainment! Now on the command 'Cut', camera will cut to camera 2. Ready... WAIT FOR IT! ...Cut!
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I like the illustrations. Do you have one of a giant hedgehog named Spiny Norman?
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d 
*COUGH!* *COUGH!* *HACK!*
oh, sorry squire, i gobbed on the carpet!
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Yeah. He knew all the tricks, dramatic irony, metaphor, puns, parody, litotes and...satire. He was vicious. I've seen grown men pull their own heads off rather than see Doug.
--- peterpuck9
It was better than having to deal with Doug....He used...(gulp).... sarcasm!
--- Stavro288
And I'll bet he didn't bear old Dinsey any grudge...
--- peterpuck9
At first, yeah........then his pelvis was screwed to a cake stand.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d It was better than having to deal with Doug....He used...(gulp).... sarcasm!
--- Stavro288
And I'll bet he didn't bear old Dinsey any grudge...
--- peterpuck9
At first, yeah........then his pelvis was screwed to a cake stand.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d And I'll bet he didn't bear old Dinsey any grudge...
--- peterpuck9
At first, yeah........then his pelvis was screwed to a cake stand.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I've heard that the Ministry of Silly Walks is no longer getting the kind of support it needs. There's Defense, Social Security, Health, Housing, Education, Silly Walks. They're all supposed to get the same. But last year, the Government spent less on the Ministry of Silly Walks than it did on National Defense! Now they get £348,000,000 a year, which is supposed to be spent on all their available 'products'.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d At first, yeah........then his pelvis was screwed to a cake stand.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Perhaps Dinsdale was responsible. Was his head nailed to the floor?
--- peterpuck9
Tattoed on the back of the neck!
--- Stavro288
How can you be sure it's Leicester?
--- peterpuck9
I'm afraid we are fresh out of Red Leicester. However, there may be some Dead Leicester out on the landing......
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Tattoed on the back of the neck!
--- Stavro288
How can you be sure it's Leicester?
--- peterpuck9
I'm afraid we are fresh out of Red Leicester. However, there may be some Dead Leicester out on the landing......
--- Stavro288
If there's no wafers, a little fermented curd will do the trick. How about a little Red Leicester?
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d How can you be sure it's Leicester?
--- peterpuck9
I'm afraid we are fresh out of Red Leicester. However, there may be some Dead Leicester out on the landing......
--- Stavro288
If there's no wafers, a little fermented curd will do the trick. How about a little Red Leicester?
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d 
my brain hurts.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I'm afraid we are fresh out of Red Leicester. However, there may be some Dead Leicester out on the landing......
--- Stavro288
If there's no wafers, a little fermented curd will do the trick. How about a little Red Leicester?
--- peterpuck9
No bloody wafers again. ALBATROSS!
--- Stavro288
It had smegging well better be 'sea bird' flavored this time around. And have wafers with it...
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d If there's no wafers, a little fermented curd will do the trick. How about a little Red Leicester?
--- peterpuck9
No bloody wafers again. ALBATROSS!
--- Stavro288
It had smegging well better be 'sea bird' flavored this time around. And have wafers with it...
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d No bloody wafers again. ALBATROSS!
--- Stavro288
It had smegging well better be 'sea bird' flavored this time around. And have wafers with it...
--- pdx-dj1
ALBATROSS!!!
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d It had smegging well better be 'sea bird' flavored this time around. And have wafers with it...
--- pdx-dj1
ALBATROSS!!!
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d ALBATROSS!!!
--- Stavro288
As I recall, it was originally for what the title implied, but we kind of got caught up with the Python and ran with it. A lot. But then, there's no such thing as too much Python. ......Lemon Curry?
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d As I recall, it was originally for what the title implied, but we kind of got caught up with the Python and ran with it. A lot. But then, there's no such thing as too much Python. ......Lemon Curry?
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d This is another long thread I remember
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Just let me know whenever you spot somehting odd like that - some things only I can do because of the way the data is maintained. E-mail is best because I get a reminder by seeing your message in my to-do list.
--- peterpuck9
Do you also work on eliminating duplicates from the database? I just noticed a couple.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d My access is to user input. I can't eliminate the duplicate songs that I've seen either. But if you post them in my blog for today (Death to the Daleks), or send Wayne an e-mail he'll get the message and add it to his to do list. It would be nice to be able to add to or fix the titles of songs, or kill duplicates, it would make things a bit easier. ....Got it, Pete.
The strangest thing that happened today involving site transfer problems was the elimination of the overwhelming majority of apostrophes from every last one of Marcus Tee's song posts. I've been hunting down his contributions all day and replacing the vanished punctuation. And only his are affected. With this anyway. Who knew?
--- peterpuck9
Do you also work on eliminating duplicates from the database? I just noticed a couple.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Do you also work on eliminating duplicates from the database? I just noticed a couple.
--- Stavro288
Bad news. It happens here, too. I've spent enough time messing about with the song pages today to have experienced that several times. Wayne said that the new site wasn't at fault, but rather the way he programmed the old one is causing a few problems, mostly for me and my lyric fixing efforts. The problem seems to involve the way the page types interact. Or don't, in some cases. We'll hunt down each glitch and get to them all, eventually.
--- peterpuck9
Thanks! I'm glad someone else saw it too!
--- MarlinsGirl
That happened to me too, on the old site.
Terri M.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Bad news. It happens here, too. I've spent enough time messing about with the song pages today to have experienced that several times. Wayne said that the new site wasn't at fault, but rather the way he programmed the old one is causing a few problems, mostly for me and my lyric fixing efforts. The problem seems to involve the way the page types interact. Or don't, in some cases. We'll hunt down each glitch and get to them all, eventually.
--- peterpuck9
Thanks! I'm glad someone else saw it too!
--- MarlinsGirl
That happened to me too, on the old site.
Terri M.
--- peterpuck9
The old site used to do some strange things. For example, I would be looking at a song page and I would find the lyrics to a completely unrelated song. And then I would come back to the page and the correct lyrics would be there. Hopefully that has been fixed.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Thanks! I'm glad someone else saw it too!
--- MarlinsGirl
That happened to me too, on the old site.
Terri M.
--- peterpuck9
The old site used to do some strange things. For example, I would be looking at a song page and I would find the lyrics to a completely unrelated song. And then I would come back to the page and the correct lyrics would be there. Hopefully that has been fixed.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d That happened to me too, on the old site.
Terri M.
--- peterpuck9
The old site used to do some strange things. For example, I would be looking at a song page and I would find the lyrics to a completely unrelated song. And then I would come back to the page and the correct lyrics would be there. Hopefully that has been fixed.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Coincidentally, and now the news for wombats............
In the debate a spokesman accused the Government of being silly and doing not at all good things. The member accepted this in a spirit of healthy criticism, but denied that he'd ever been naughty with a choirboy. Angry shouts of 'what about the watermelon, then?' were ordered by the Speaker to be stricken from the record and put into a brown paper bag in the lavvy. Any further interruptions would be cut off and distributed amongst the poor. For the Government a Front Bench Spokesman said the agricultural tariff would have to be raised, and he fancied a bit. Furthermore, he argued, this would give a large boost to farmers, and a lot of fun to him, his friend and Miss Moist of Knightsbridge. From the back benches there were opposition shouts of 'postcards for sale' and a healthy cry of 'who likes a sailor, then?' from the Minister without Portfolio. Replying, the Shadow Minister said, he could no longer deny the rumours but he and the dachshund were very happy; and, in any case, he argued, rhubarb was cheap and what was the harm in a sauna bath.
(Cut to narrator. Caption on screen: '7 HOURS LATER')
..... were not involved. The Minister of Technology (cut to photograph of minister with a wombat on his shoulder) met the three Russian leaders today (Russian leaders again all with wornbats on their shoulders) to discuss a £4 million airliner deal. None of them were indigenous to Australia, carried their babies in pouches or ate any of those yummy eucalyptus leaves. Yum, yum. That's the news for wornbats, and now Attila the Bun!
--- Stavro288
Whoops- theres one now! No, it's just a wooden wombat. Actually, what I do more or less begins and ends with the content. How it gets to the page thankfully remains with Wayne as I couldn't program my way out of a wombat's digestive system.
It does help a great deal though, if everyone has a look 'round now and again and tells me what I've missed. That's part of what the editor's blog is for. And when you go to the song pages maybe write a review of an artist or song you like.
--- peterpuck9
Arrrgh, good luck! There is a lot of stuff to go over. I'll let you know if I see anything out of whack. (And do watch out for aardvarks! Don't be so complacent.)
The old site used to do some strange things. For example, I would be looking at a song page and I would find the lyrics to a completely unrelated song. And then I would come back to the page and the correct lyrics would be there. Hopefully that has been fixed.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Whoops- theres one now! No, it's just a wooden wombat. Actually, what I do more or less begins and ends with the content. How it gets to the page thankfully remains with Wayne as I couldn't program my way out of a wombat's digestive system.
It does help a great deal though, if everyone has a look 'round now and again and tells me what I've missed. That's part of what the editor's blog is for. And when you go to the song pages maybe write a review of an artist or song you like.
--- peterpuck9
Arrrgh, good luck! There is a lot of stuff to go over. I'll let you know if I see anything out of whack. (And do watch out for aardvarks! Don't be so complacent.)
The old site used to do some strange things. For example, I would be looking at a song page and I would find the lyrics to a completely unrelated song. And then I would come back to the page and the correct lyrics would be there. Hopefully that has been fixed.
--- Stavro288
I'm reasonably sure it doesn't involve hamsters or aardvarks or even BBL, but rather is meant to be a status that frees up Wayne to do other things like make the show on time and add new features like the one added today and such like. People who Google a demented tune are directed here these days and Cap'n Wayne didn't want visitors looking for lyrics or info to see incorrect or misspelled or even 'vandalized' pages.
Some maniac had tidy things up a bit and make the archive, though incomplete, as accurate and well put together looking as possible. Arrr! I be that maniac, matey!
--- peterpuck9
You're an editor now? Great Caesar's Ghost! What is involved?
(Just curious)
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Arrrgh, good luck! There is a lot of stuff to go over. I'll let you know if I see anything out of whack. (And do watch out for aardvarks! Don't be so complacent.)
The old site used to do some strange things. For example, I would be looking at a song page and I would find the lyrics to a completely unrelated song. And then I would come back to the page and the correct lyrics would be there. Hopefully that has been fixed.
--- Stavro288
I'm reasonably sure it doesn't involve hamsters or aardvarks or even BBL, but rather is meant to be a status that frees up Wayne to do other things like make the show on time and add new features like the one added today and such like. People who Google a demented tune are directed here these days and Cap'n Wayne didn't want visitors looking for lyrics or info to see incorrect or misspelled or even 'vandalized' pages.
Some maniac had tidy things up a bit and make the archive, though incomplete, as accurate and well put together looking as possible. Arrr! I be that maniac, matey!
--- peterpuck9
You're an editor now? Great Caesar's Ghost! What is involved?
(Just curious)
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I'm reasonably sure it doesn't involve hamsters or aardvarks or even BBL, but rather is meant to be a status that frees up Wayne to do other things like make the show on time and add new features like the one added today and such like. People who Google a demented tune are directed here these days and Cap'n Wayne didn't want visitors looking for lyrics or info to see incorrect or misspelled or even 'vandalized' pages.
Some maniac had tidy things up a bit and make the archive, though incomplete, as accurate and well put together looking as possible. Arrr! I be that maniac, matey!
Hmm...where were we? Oh, yeah-
'One small-time operator who fell foul of Dinsdale Piranha was Vince Snetterton-Lewis.'
--- peterpuck9
You're an editor now? Great Caesar's Ghost! What is involved?
(Just curious)
--- Stavro288
Right ho, darlin'. Yeh, be home about 8:30. No, no, I'll go on a bike.
(The next line on the album)
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d You're an editor now? Great Caesar's Ghost! What is involved?
(Just curious)
--- Stavro288
Right ho, darlin'. Yeh, be home about 8:30. No, no, I'll go on a bike.
(The next line on the album)
--- peterpuck9
Well, the way things are going here at Loughborough, it looks as
though Britan could easily pick up a place in the first seven
hundred. But nothing's predictable in this tough, harsh, highly
competitive world where today's champion is tomorrow's crocodile
shit. And back to you, in the studio, Norman.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Right ho, darlin'. Yeh, be home about 8:30. No, no, I'll go on a bike.
(The next line on the album)
--- peterpuck9
Well, the way things are going here at Loughborough, it looks as
though Britan could easily pick up a place in the first seven
hundred. But nothing's predictable in this tough, harsh, highly
competitive world where today's champion is tomorrow's crocodile
shit. And back to you, in the studio, Norman.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Well, the way things are going here at Loughborough, it looks as
though Britan could easily pick up a place in the first seven
hundred. But nothing's predictable in this tough, harsh, highly
competitive world where today's champion is tomorrow's crocodile
shit. And back to you, in the studio, Norman.
--- Stavro288
Well, here I am on London's busy Westminster Bridge, seeing just how much time sitting down can take. Well, I arrived here by train at about 8.50, it's now 9.05, so I've been here approximately twelve minutes and if it's any encouragement, I must say that my legs do feel rested.
Are those crocodiles? Where did...ARRRRGH! CRUNCH ! CRUNCH! ....Ah. Well, I'm afraid that we've lost John Dull, so while they're, they're sorting that out, we have a report from Barry Loathsome in Loughborough on the British preparations for this most important...'Being Eaten By a Crocodile'.....event.
--- peterpuck9
Good evening and welcome to 'Nationwide'. The programme where we do rather wet things nationally and also give you the chance to see some rather wet items in the Regions. Well, everyone is talking about the Third World War which broke out this morning. But here on 'Nationwide' we're going to get away from that a bit and look instead at the latest theory that sitting down regularly in a comfortable chair can rest your legs. It sounds very nice doesn't it, but can it be done? Is it possible or practical for many of us in our jobs and with the sort of busy lives we lead to sit down in a comfortable chair just when we want? We sent our reporter John Dull to find out.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d It's the longest active one, but there may be some older ones that were longer. Thanks. I guess it is an accomplishment. :-)
--- fm123
WOW! I think you guys just broke a record on the thread with the most number of replies. This one makes #138.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d WOW! I think you guys just broke a record on the thread with the most number of replies. This one makes #138.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Well, here I am on London's busy Westminster Bridge, seeing just how much time sitting down can take. Well, I arrived here by train at about 8.50, it's now 9.05, so I've been here approximately twelve minutes and if it's any encouragement, I must say that my legs do feel rested.
Are those crocodiles? Where did...ARRRRGH! CRUNCH ! CRUNCH! ....Ah. Well, I'm afraid that we've lost John Dull, so while they're, they're sorting that out, we have a report from Barry Loathsome in Loughborough on the British preparations for this most important...'Being Eaten By a Crocodile'.....event.
--- peterpuck9
Good evening and welcome to 'Nationwide'. The programme where we do rather wet things nationally and also give you the chance to see some rather wet items in the Regions. Well, everyone is talking about the Third World War which broke out this morning. But here on 'Nationwide' we're going to get away from that a bit and look instead at the latest theory that sitting down regularly in a comfortable chair can rest your legs. It sounds very nice doesn't it, but can it be done? Is it possible or practical for many of us in our jobs and with the sort of busy lives we lead to sit down in a comfortable chair just when we want? We sent our reporter John Dull to find out.
--- Stavro288
Well then, go easy on them when you try to get the milk out of those firm, round puppies, and try not to get too wet, if you know what I mean. Nudge nudge, say no more....we've done that one, too.
--- peterpuck9
Yes! They're love-ly!
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Good evening and welcome to 'Nationwide'. The programme where we do rather wet things nationally and also give you the chance to see some rather wet items in the Regions. Well, everyone is talking about the Third World War which broke out this morning. But here on 'Nationwide' we're going to get away from that a bit and look instead at the latest theory that sitting down regularly in a comfortable chair can rest your legs. It sounds very nice doesn't it, but can it be done? Is it possible or practical for many of us in our jobs and with the sort of busy lives we lead to sit down in a comfortable chair just when we want? We sent our reporter John Dull to find out.
--- Stavro288
Well then, go easy on them when you try to get the milk out of those firm, round puppies, and try not to get too wet, if you know what I mean. Nudge nudge, say no more....we've done that one, too.
--- peterpuck9
Yes! They're love-ly!
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Well then, go easy on them when you try to get the milk out of those firm, round puppies, and try not to get too wet, if you know what I mean. Nudge nudge, say no more....we've done that one, too.
--- peterpuck9
Yes! They're love-ly!
--- Stavro288
Were there big ones, small ones, some as big as your head? Did you squeeze them to make sure they were fresh?
--- peterpuck9
I was riding along and passed a roadside stand. There was a woman there who had a lovely bunch of coconuts.............
--- Stavro288
Coconuts? Where did you find them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Yes! They're love-ly!
--- Stavro288
Were there big ones, small ones, some as big as your head? Did you squeeze them to make sure they were fresh?
--- peterpuck9
I was riding along and passed a roadside stand. There was a woman there who had a lovely bunch of coconuts.............
--- Stavro288
Coconuts? Where did you find them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Were there big ones, small ones, some as big as your head? Did you squeeze them to make sure they were fresh?
--- peterpuck9
I was riding along and passed a roadside stand. There was a woman there who had a lovely bunch of coconuts.............
--- Stavro288
Coconuts? Where did you find them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
--- peterpuck9
Bloody 'ell...........I'm taking my coconuts and getting out of here....clump clump clump clump clump.........................
--- Stavro288
Feeling better, huh? Does that mean you don't want to go on the cart? I've got the ninepence. He won't be back 'til Thursday.
--- peterpuck9
That goes without saying.....Jeez, I'm not that senile yet :-)
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I was riding along and passed a roadside stand. There was a woman there who had a lovely bunch of coconuts.............
--- Stavro288
Coconuts? Where did you find them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
--- peterpuck9
Bloody 'ell...........I'm taking my coconuts and getting out of here....clump clump clump clump clump.........................
--- Stavro288
Feeling better, huh? Does that mean you don't want to go on the cart? I've got the ninepence. He won't be back 'til Thursday.
--- peterpuck9
That goes without saying.....Jeez, I'm not that senile yet :-)
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Coconuts? Where did you find them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
--- peterpuck9
Bloody 'ell...........I'm taking my coconuts and getting out of here....clump clump clump clump clump.........................
--- Stavro288
Feeling better, huh? Does that mean you don't want to go on the cart? I've got the ninepence. He won't be back 'til Thursday.
--- peterpuck9
That goes without saying.....Jeez, I'm not that senile yet :-)
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Bloody 'ell...........I'm taking my coconuts and getting out of here....clump clump clump clump clump..........run away, run away
--- Stavro288
Feeling better, huh? Does that mean you don't want to go on the cart? I've got the ninepence. He won't be back 'til Thursday.
--- peterpuck9
That goes without saying.....Jeez, I'm not that senile yet :-)
--- Stavro288
Don't forget to chant "Pie Iesu Domine, dona eis requiem" while doing that, then give the chicken back to the guy in the armor.
--- peterpuck9
Shame on me for not recalling MPATHG credits. I will smack myself on the head onceth with a rubber chicken. (Ow)
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Feeling better, huh? Does that mean you don't want to go on the cart? I've got the ninepence. He won't be back 'til Thursday.
--- peterpuck9
That goes without saying.....Jeez, I'm not that senile yet :-)
--- Stavro288
Don't forget to chant "Pie Iesu Domine, dona eis requiem" while doing that, then give the chicken back to the guy in the armor.
--- peterpuck9
Shame on me for not recalling MPATHG credits. I will smack myself on the head onceth with a rubber chicken. (Ow)
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d That goes without saying.....Jeez, I'm not that senile yet :-)
--- Stavro288
Don't forget to chant "Pie Iesu Domine, dona eis requiem" while doing that, then give the chicken back to the guy in the armor.
--- peterpuck9
Shame on me for not recalling MPATHG credits. I will smack myself on the head onceth with a rubber chicken. (Ow)
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Don't forget to chant "Pie Iesu Domine, dona eis requiem" while doing that, then give the chicken back to the guy in the armor.
--- peterpuck9
Shame on me for not recalling MPATHG credits. I will smack myself on the head onceth with a rubber chicken. (Ow)
--- Stavro288
'(Mynd you, Møøse) bites Kan be pretty nasti' is the line on the bottom of the screen in the credits of Holy Grail that got the Swedish credit makers sacked (again) for trying to get viewers to vacation in Sweden. The truly gonzo Python fans recognized this as a similar ploy the 'North Malden Icelandic Saga Society' used to drum up business in North Malden during 'Njorl's Saga' in ep. 27.
As for making funny noises, that reminds me of the Alexei Sayle song in The Young Ones ep. called 'Cash' where they make Neil join the police and the chief is Alexei doing his Mussolini impression. "When the boss has given you the sack, 'cause you lost all his invoices. Don't drink a bottle of sulfuric acid! Relax, make stupid noises...."
--- peterpuck9
I don't know what the reference is, so I will stand on my head and make funny noises now. Also, I will obtain some floral shrubberies to cover the smell of asphalt aardvark poop.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Shame on me for not recalling MPATHG credits. I will smack myself on the head onceth with a rubber chicken. (Ow)
--- Stavro288
'(Mynd you, Møøse) bites Kan be pretty nasti' is the line on the bottom of the screen in the credits of Holy Grail that got the Swedish credit makers sacked (again) for trying to get viewers to vacation in Sweden. The truly gonzo Python fans recognized this as a similar ploy the 'North Malden Icelandic Saga Society' used to drum up business in North Malden during 'Njorl's Saga' in ep. 27.
As for making funny noises, that reminds me of the Alexei Sayle song in The Young Ones ep. called 'Cash' where they make Neil join the police and the chief is Alexei doing his Mussolini impression. "When the boss has given you the sack, 'cause you lost all his invoices. Don't drink a bottle of sulfuric acid! Relax, make stupid noises...."
--- peterpuck9
I don't know what the reference is, so I will stand on my head and make funny noises now. Also, I will obtain some floral shrubberies to cover the smell of asphalt aardvark poop.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d '(Mynd you, Møøse) bites Kan be pretty nasti' is the line on the bottom of the screen in the credits of Holy Grail that got the Swedish credit makers sacked (again) for trying to get viewers to vacation in Sweden. The truly gonzo Python fans recognized this as a similar ploy the 'North Malden Icelandic Saga Society' used to drum up business in North Malden during 'Njorl's Saga' in ep. 27.
As for making funny noises, that reminds me of the Alexei Sayle song in The Young Ones ep. called 'Cash' where they make Neil join the police and the chief is Alexei doing his Mussolini impression. "When the boss has given you the sack, 'cause you lost all his invoices. Don't drink a bottle of sulfuric acid! Relax, make stupid noises...."
--- peterpuck9
I don't know what the reference is, so I will stand on my head and make funny noises now. Also, I will obtain some floral shrubberies to cover the smell of asphalt aardvark poop.
--- Stavro288
Asphalt aardvarks look particularly regal at the end of a driveway, but be warned- aardvark bites Kan be pretty nasti. An asphalt aardvark once bit my sister....
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I don't know what the reference is, so I will stand on my head and make funny noises now. Also, I will obtain some floral shrubberies to cover the smell of asphalt aardvark poop.
--- Stavro288
Asphalt aardvarks look particularly regal at the end of a driveway, but be warned- aardvark bites Kan be pretty nasti. An asphalt aardvark once bit my sister....
--- peterpuck9
But of course!
--- Stavro288
I hope there was lots of aardvark excreted 'available tar' for it. It's cheaper, but smellier.
--- peterpuck9
That's a good idea, now that I've extended my driveway.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Asphalt aardvarks look particularly regal at the end of a driveway, but be warned- aardvark bites Kan be pretty nasti. An asphalt aardvark once bit my sister....
--- peterpuck9
But of course!
--- Stavro288
I hope there was lots of aardvark excreted 'available tar' for it. It's cheaper, but smellier.
--- peterpuck9
That's a good idea, now that I've extended my driveway.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d But of course!
--- Stavro288
I hope there was lots of aardvark excreted 'available tar' for it. It's cheaper, but smellier.
--- peterpuck9
That's a good idea, now that I've extended my driveway.
--- Stavro288
Hope it wasn't too expensive. If you have another one, you could put one higher up to get a multi-level effect. The asphalt aardvark has been known to hide in shubberies in wait to nibble croquet hoops or irritate the unwary.
--- peterpuck9
No, someone already brought me a shrubbery. Thanks.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I hope there was lots of aardvark excreted 'available tar' for it. It's cheaper, but smellier.
--- peterpuck9
That's a good idea, now that I've extended my driveway.
--- Stavro288
Hope it wasn't too expensive. If you have another one, you could put one higher up to get a multi-level effect. The asphalt aardvark has been known to hide in shubberies in wait to nibble croquet hoops or irritate the unwary.
--- peterpuck9
No, someone already brought me a shrubbery. Thanks.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d That's a good idea, now that I've extended my driveway.
--- Stavro288
Hope it wasn't too expensive. If you have another one, you could put one higher up to get a multi-level effect. The asphalt aardvark has been known to hide in shubberies in wait to nibble croquet hoops or irritate the unwary.
--- peterpuck9
No, someone already brought me a shrubbery. Thanks.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Hope it wasn't too expensive. If you have another one, you could put one higher up to get a multi-level effect. The asphalt aardvark has been known to hide in shubberies in wait to nibble croquet hoops or irritate the unwary.
--- peterpuck9
No, someone already brought me a shrubbery. Thanks.
--- Stavro288
Just as long as I don't have to bring you a shrubbery or cut down trees with a herring. That would be it.
--- peterpuck9
No wonder. We no longer say ni! We say Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-f'tang-zoomboing-zoowlishiv! Just FYI.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d No, someone already brought me a shrubbery. Thanks.
--- Stavro288
Just as long as I don't have to bring you a shrubbery or cut down trees with a herring. That would be it.
--- peterpuck9
No wonder. We no longer say ni! We say Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-f'tang-zoomboing-zoowlishiv! Just FYI.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Just as long as I don't have to bring you a shrubbery or cut down trees with a herring. That would be it.
--- peterpuck9
No wonder. We no longer say ni! We say Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-f'tang-zoomboing-zoowlishiv! Just FYI.
--- Stavro288
Good. Great bouncing icebergs! If you want to get anything done in this country, you've got to go niiiiiiiiii!
--- peterpuck9
I see that "dog" is crossed out and "rubber hamster" is written in crayon.
Ok, everything seems to be in order.
--- Stavro288
Indeed it does. You're not catching me out there. I've got a license for my rubber hamster, Eric, and I've got one for my asphalt aardvark, Eric.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d No wonder. We no longer say ni! We say Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-f'tang-zoomboing-zoowlishiv! Just FYI.
--- Stavro288
Good. Great bouncing icebergs! If you want to get anything done in this country, you've got to go niiiiiiiiii!
--- peterpuck9
I see that "dog" is crossed out and "rubber hamster" is written in crayon.
Ok, everything seems to be in order.
--- Stavro288
Indeed it does. You're not catching me out there. I've got a license for my rubber hamster, Eric, and I've got one for my asphalt aardvark, Eric.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d There's nothing so odd about that. Kemel Ataturk had a menagerie all called Abdul.
--- MarlinsGirl
Are all your pets named Eric?
--- Stavro288
Indeed it does. You're not catching me out there. I've got a license for my rubber hamster, Eric, and I've got one for my asphalt aardvark, Eric.
Though rubber hamsters are afraid of the vacuum cleaner and the way it goes vroom vroom vroom and sucks them off the ottoman when they're resting and generally not being stone dead.
--- peterpuck9
Oh, the old lady whose cat ran away because it was afraid of the vacuum cleaner? The last I saw her, she was getting a pizza delivered!
;-)
By the way, does your rubber hamster have a license?
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Are all your pets named Eric?
--- Stavro288
Indeed it does. You're not catching me out there. I've got a license for my rubber hamster, Eric, and I've got one for my asphalt aardvark, Eric.
Though rubber hamsters are afraid of the vacuum cleaner and the way it goes vroom vroom vroom and sucks them off the ottoman when they're resting and generally not being stone dead.
--- peterpuck9
Oh, the old lady whose cat ran away because it was afraid of the vacuum cleaner? The last I saw her, she was getting a pizza delivered!
;-)
By the way, does your rubber hamster have a license?
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Good. Great bouncing icebergs! If you want to get anything done in this country, you've got to go niiiiiiiiii!
--- peterpuck9
I see that "dog" is crossed out and "rubber hamster" is written in crayon.
Ok, everything seems to be in order.
--- Stavro288
Indeed it does. You're not catching me out there. I've got a license for my rubber hamster, Eric, and I've got one for my asphalt aardvark, Eric.
Though rubber hamsters are afraid of the vacuum cleaner and the way it goes vroom vroom vroom and sucks them off the ottoman when they're resting and generally not being stone dead.
--- peterpuck9
Oh, the old lady whose cat ran away because it was afraid of the vacuum cleaner? The last I saw her, she was getting a pizza delivered!
;-)
By the way, does your rubber hamster have a license?
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I see that "dog" is crossed out and "rubber hamster" is written in crayon.
Ok, everything seems to be in order.
--- Stavro288
Indeed it does. You're not catching me out there. I've got a license for my rubber hamster, Eric, and I've got one for my asphalt aardvark, Eric.
Though rubber hamsters are afraid of the vacuum cleaner and the way it goes vroom vroom vroom and sucks them off the ottoman when they're resting and generally not being stone dead.
--- peterpuck9
Oh, the old lady whose cat ran away because it was afraid of the vacuum cleaner? The last I saw her, she was getting a pizza delivered!
;-)
By the way, does your rubber hamster have a license?
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Indeed it does. You're not catching me out there. I've got a license for my rubber hamster, Eric, and I've got one for my asphalt aardvark, Eric.
Though rubber hamsters are afraid of the vacuum cleaner and the way it goes vroom vroom vroom and sucks them off the ottoman when they're resting and generally not being stone dead.
--- peterpuck9
Oh, the old lady whose cat ran away because it was afraid of the vacuum cleaner? The last I saw her, she was getting a pizza delivered!
;-)
By the way, does your rubber hamster have a license?
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Oh, the old lady whose cat ran away because it was afraid of the vacuum cleaner? The last I saw her, she was getting a pizza delivered!
;-)
By the way, does your rubber hamster have a license?
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d You haven't seen a little old lady on a Hoover vacuum cleaner saying, "I'LL GET YOU MY PRETTY! AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOTO,TOO!", have you? I don't even have a little dog Toto. I have a rubber hamster called Eric, though.
--- peterpuck9
You ask so many questions, what answers should I choose?
Is this really Butte, Montana, or the rubber hamster blues?
--- Stavro288
How profound, wizard!
--- peterpuck9
Impossible dream? I don't remember that ;-) Anyway, I have found that the only truth in life is contained in this bottle. (Holds up a bottle of Yukon Jack) In fact, I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy!
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d You ask so many questions, what answers should I choose?
Is this really Butte, Montana, or the rubber hamster blues?
--- Stavro288
How profound, wizard!
--- peterpuck9
Impossible dream? I don't remember that ;-) Anyway, I have found that the only truth in life is contained in this bottle. (Holds up a bottle of Yukon Jack) In fact, I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy!
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d How profound, wizard!
--- peterpuck9
Impossible dream? I don't remember that ;-) Anyway, I have found that the only truth in life is contained in this bottle. (Holds up a bottle of Yukon Jack) In fact, I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy!
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Impossible dream? I don't remember that ;-) Anyway, I have found that the only truth in life is contained in this bottle. (Holds up a bottle of Yukon Jack) In fact, I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy!
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Old man (well, other old man), don't bother me....poppies....poppies...poppies. Hey, this guy knows my name- he must be....THE WIZARD! Wizard, I have been on a quest! To dream the impossible dream!
--- peterpuck9
(Green El Dorado II pulls up and screetches to a halt) Hey son.........
--- Stavro288
Too right. The little red flowers smell awfully good, and the old wizard's going to have to wait, so I'm just going to stretch out here in this field of...POPPIES!...poppies!....poppies!
--- peterpuck9
I hate when that happens! That really puts a damper on the rest of the day.
--- Stavro288
Arrgh! A tranquilizing dart fired by the cowardly BBC health department dogs ... they've done filled me full of chlorpromazine! Damn!
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d (Green El Dorado II pulls up and screetches to a halt) Hey son.........
--- Stavro288
Too right. The little red flowers smell awfully good, and the old wizard's going to have to wait, so I'm just going to stretch out here in this field of...POPPIES!...poppies!....poppies!
--- peterpuck9
I hate when that happens! That really puts a damper on the rest of the day.
--- Stavro288
Arrgh! A tranquilizing dart fired by the cowardly BBC health department dogs ... they've done filled me full of chlorpromazine! Damn!
--- peterpuck9
Nobody expects that the Spanish Inquisition would find out about the 50% bonus in the buttock department! Our chief weapon is surprise, surprise and fear. Our two weapons are surprise, fear and an almost fanatical devotion..........Arrgh!
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Too right. The little red flowers smell awfully good, and the old wizard's going to have to wait, so I'm just going to stretch out here in this field of...POPPIES!...poppies!....poppies!
--- peterpuck9
I hate when that happens! That really puts a damper on the rest of the day.
--- Stavro288
Arrgh! A tranquilizing dart fired by the cowardly BBC health department dogs ... they've done filled me full of chlorpromazine! Damn!
--- peterpuck9
Nobody expects that the Spanish Inquisition would find out about the 50% bonus in the buttock department! Our chief weapon is surprise, surprise and fear. Our two weapons are surprise, fear and an almost fanatical devotion..........Arrgh!
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I hate when that happens! That really puts a damper on the rest of the day.
--- Stavro288
Arrgh! A tranquilizing dart fired by the cowardly BBC health department dogs ... they've done filled me full of chlorpromazine! Damn!
--- peterpuck9
Nobody expects that the Spanish Inquisition would find out about the 50% bonus in the buttock department! Our chief weapon is surprise, surprise and fear. Our two weapons are surprise, fear and an almost fanatical devotion..........Arrgh!
--- Stavro288
Strooth!
At least the Spanish Inquisition didn't find out about this 'extra ass cheek' thing. But I didn't expect they would.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Arrgh! A tranquilizing dart fired by the cowardly BBC health department dogs ... they've done filled me full of chlorpromazine! Damn!
--- peterpuck9
Nobody expects that the Spanish Inquisition would find out about the 50% bonus in the buttock department! Our chief weapon is surprise, surprise and fear. Our two weapons are surprise, fear and an almost fanatical devotion..........Arrgh!
--- Stavro288
Strooth!
At least the Spanish Inquisition didn't find out about this 'extra ass cheek' thing. But I didn't expect they would.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Nobody expects that the Spanish Inquisition would find out about the 50% bonus in the buttock department! Our chief weapon is surprise, surprise and fear. Our two weapons are surprise, fear and an almost fanatical devotion..........Arrgh!
--- Stavro288
Strooth!
At least the Spanish Inquisition didn't find out about this 'extra ass cheek' thing. But I didn't expect they would.
--- peterpuck9
I've been on Persian Radio ... Get off! Arthur Figgis knows I've got three buttocks.....we go cycling together!
--- Stavro288
Mr. Frampton, it's easy enough to come round here to the BBC claiming to have a bit to spare in the botty department. The point is, our viewers need proof. Mr. Frampton, would you lower your trousers?
--- peterpuck9
Beats cleaning up dead bishops! And now for something completely different. A man with three buttocks.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Strooth!
At least the Spanish Inquisition didn't find out about this 'extra ass cheek' thing. But I didn't expect they would.
--- peterpuck9
I've been on Persian Radio ... Get off! Arthur Figgis knows I've got three buttocks.....we go cycling together!
--- Stavro288
Mr. Frampton, it's easy enough to come round here to the BBC claiming to have a bit to spare in the botty department. The point is, our viewers need proof. Mr. Frampton, would you lower your trousers?
--- peterpuck9
Beats cleaning up dead bishops! And now for something completely different. A man with three buttocks.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I've been on Persian Radio ... Get off! Arthur Figgis knows I've got three buttocks.....we go cycling together!
--- Stavro288
Mr. Frampton, it's easy enough to come round here to the BBC claiming to have a bit to spare in the botty department. The point is, our viewers need proof. Mr. Frampton, would you lower your trousers?
--- peterpuck9
Beats cleaning up dead bishops! And now for something completely different. A man with three buttocks.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Mr. Frampton, it's easy enough to come round here to the BBC claiming to have a bit to spare in the botty department. The point is, our viewers need proof. Mr. Frampton, would you lower your trousers?
--- peterpuck9
Beats cleaning up dead bishops! And now for something completely different. A man with three buttocks.
--- Stavro288
BOOOM! Wonder how he knew that was going to happen? Must've been an inspired guess.
Bother. Cleaning up exploded penguin entrails after spending 4 hours burying the cat.
--- peterpuck9
Hello! Well, it's just after eight o'clock, and time for the penguin on top of your television set to explode.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Beats cleaning up dead bishops! And now for something completely different. A man with three buttocks.
--- Stavro288
BOOOM! Wonder how he knew that was going to happen? Must've been an inspired guess.
Bother. Cleaning up exploded penguin entrails after spending 4 hours burying the cat.
--- peterpuck9
Hello! Well, it's just after eight o'clock, and time for the penguin on top of your television set to explode.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d BOOOM! Wonder how he knew that was going to happen? Must've been an inspired guess.
Bother. Cleaning up exploded penguin entrails after spending 4 hours burying the cat.
--- peterpuck9
Hello! Well, it's just after eight o'clock, and time for the penguin on top of your television set to explode.
--- karlap
If the thing was not scripted before Graham muffed that line, it got scripted afterward.
Skipping ahead: OOOOH! INTERCOURSE THE PENGUIN!!!
--- Stavro288
Who can really know if Graham muffed that line or if the thing was scripted?
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Hello! Well, it's just after eight o'clock, and time for the penguin on top of your television set to explode.
--- karlap
If the thing was not scripted before Graham muffed that line, it got scripted afterward.
Skipping ahead: OOOOH! INTERCOURSE THE PENGUIN!!!
--- Stavro288
Who can really know if Graham muffed that line or if the thing was scripted?
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d If the thing was not scripted before Graham muffed that line, it got scripted afterward.
Skipping ahead: OOOOH! INTERCOURSE THE PENGUIN!!!
--- Stavro288
Who can really know if Graham muffed that line or if the thing was scripted?
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Who can really know if Graham muffed that line or if the thing was scripted? Another silly question. And they don't stamp animals 'Property of the Zoo'. You can't stamp a huge lion!
--- peterpuck9
Yes, I forgot my line. Or I needed a shave. Besides, it didn't have "Property of The Zoo" stamped on it.
--- Stavro288
Why'd you say 'Burma', then? Did you panic? Perhaps it comes from the zoo.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Yes, I forgot my line. Or I needed a shave. Besides, it didn't have "Property of The Zoo" stamped on it.
--- Stavro288
Why'd you say 'Burma', then? Did you panic? Perhaps it comes from the zoo.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Why'd you say 'Burma', then? Did you panic? Perhaps it comes from the zoo.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d But you're not a bobby, so there! Anyway, penguins don't come from next door, they come from the Antarctic. Burma!
As far as I know, they are still called "bobbies"
--- Stavro288
I read that too. Looked it all up before posing the question. Gives one no clue at all. Perhaps he was just a guy with a comparatively funny name after all.
Perhaps it comes from next door.
And if I were a bobby, I'd rush in and nick you for saying 'semprini'!
(I wonder if they still call them 'bobbies'?) Yet another silly question. Right, staying with the topic.
--- peterpuck9
I looked on Wilkepedia and he was prone to gaffes in speaking. Also, as Home Secretary, he was very involved in the crisis in Ireland and was punched by Bernadette Devlin, an Irish MP in Parliament.
Unless, it's a male. It looks fairly butch.
And now, who has the boil on the bum? Here you go. Who's got the chest rash? Have to get a bigger bottle! Who's got wind?.....Right, who's got a boil on his Semprini, then?
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I read that too. Looked it all up before posing the question. Gives one no clue at all. Perhaps he was just a guy with a comparatively funny name after all.
Perhaps it comes from next door.
And if I were a bobby, I'd rush in and nick you for saying 'semprini'!
(I wonder if they still call them 'bobbies'?) Yet another silly question. Right, staying with the topic.
--- peterpuck9
I looked on Wilkepedia and he was prone to gaffes in speaking. Also, as Home Secretary, he was very involved in the crisis in Ireland and was punched by Bernadette Devlin, an Irish MP in Parliament.
Unless, it's a male. It looks fairly butch.
And now, who has the boil on the bum? Here you go. Who's got the chest rash? Have to get a bigger bottle! Who's got wind?.....Right, who's got a boil on his Semprini, then?
--- Stavro288
That's what I was thinking. This is more of a question for Nigel. Though there are quite a few of them there, now. I still think there should be more and bigger maps so everyone can find each other quickly without having to use the search function. But that's just me.
Meanwhile, where were we? Oh, yes. The naughty bits can be used to lay an egg, but if they do, it would roll down the back of the television set.
--- peterpuck9
Besides the fact that he has a funny sounding name, I don't know why. Maybe one of our British friends can help out?
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I looked on Wilkepedia and he was prone to gaffes in speaking. Also, as Home Secretary, he was very involved in the crisis in Ireland and was punched by Bernadette Devlin, an Irish MP in Parliament.
Unless, it's a male. It looks fairly butch.
And now, who has the boil on the bum? Here you go. Who's got the chest rash? Have to get a bigger bottle! Who's got wind?.....Right, who's got a boil on his Semprini, then?
--- Stavro288
That's what I was thinking. This is more of a question for Nigel. Though there are quite a few of them there, now. I still think there should be more and bigger maps so everyone can find each other quickly without having to use the search function. But that's just me.
Meanwhile, where were we? Oh, yes. The naughty bits can be used to lay an egg, but if they do, it would roll down the back of the television set.
--- peterpuck9
Besides the fact that he has a funny sounding name, I don't know why. Maybe one of our British friends can help out?
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d That's what I was thinking. This is more of a question for Nigel. Though there are quite a few of them there, now. I still think there should be more and bigger maps so everyone can find each other quickly without having to use the search function. But that's just me.
Meanwhile, where were we? Oh, yes. The naughty bits can be used to lay an egg, but if they do, it would roll down the back of the television set.
--- peterpuck9
Besides the fact that he has a funny sounding name, I don't know why. Maybe one of our British friends can help out?
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Besides the fact that he has a funny sounding name, I don't know why. Maybe one of our British friends can help out?
--- Stavro288
That's in the sequence that precedes 'Death of Mary, Queen of Scots' and 'Penguin on the Telly'. (It's in the same episode- 22)
I'm also getting the feeling that line could be exclusive to the same sequence on the 'Live From City Center' album.
And in the 'Lemon Curry' episode (33), theres a bit where the sound is supposedly off during a 'news' bit, and when it returns, the newsman is heard to say, 'until the word 'Maudling' is completely obscured.' He's mentioned over and over, more than Heath or Thatcher. What I wanted to know was, Maudling, Heath, and Thatcher were all Conservatives and therefore, comedy targets, but what made Maudling worse than the rest?
--- peterpuck9
Wasn't there also a reference to the naughty bits of Sir Edward Heath? It probably was in a different episode.
--- Stavro288
Sometimes, all they want are the naughty bits. You're no fun any more! Okay, here are the rest.
#5 The Naughty Bits
#7 Two inches to the right of a very naughty bit indeed
#22 The nipple
#27 More naughty bits
#28 The naughty bits of the Cabinet
#31 The end
Again with Reginald Maudling. I know that he was a Conservative MP In Mr. Heath's government, but I wonder what made him alone the target of so much rare Python topical humor? Another silly question.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d That's in the sequence that precedes 'Death of Mary, Queen of Scots' and 'Penguin on the Telly'. (It's in the same episode- 22)
I'm also getting the feeling that line could be exclusive to the same sequence on the 'Live From City Center' album.
And in the 'Lemon Curry' episode (33), theres a bit where the sound is supposedly off during a 'news' bit, and when it returns, the newsman is heard to say, 'until the word 'Maudling' is completely obscured.' He's mentioned over and over, more than Heath or Thatcher. What I wanted to know was, Maudling, Heath, and Thatcher were all Conservatives and therefore, comedy targets, but what made Maudling worse than the rest?
--- peterpuck9
Wasn't there also a reference to the naughty bits of Sir Edward Heath? It probably was in a different episode.
--- Stavro288
Sometimes, all they want are the naughty bits. You're no fun any more! Okay, here are the rest.
#5 The Naughty Bits
#7 Two inches to the right of a very naughty bit indeed
#22 The nipple
#27 More naughty bits
#28 The naughty bits of the Cabinet
#31 The end
Again with Reginald Maudling. I know that he was a Conservative MP In Mr. Heath's government, but I wonder what made him alone the target of so much rare Python topical humor? Another silly question.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Wasn't there also a reference to the naughty bits of Sir Edward Heath? It probably was in a different episode.
--- Stavro288
Sometimes, all they want are the naughty bits. You're no fun any more! Okay, here are the rest.
#5 The Naughty Bits
#7 Two inches to the right of a very naughty bit indeed
#22 The nipple
#27 More naughty bits
#28 The naughty bits of the Cabinet
#31 The end
Again with Reginald Maudling. I know that he was a Conservative MP In Mr. Heath's government, but I wonder what made him alone the target of so much rare Python topical humor? Another silly question.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Sometimes, all they want are the naughty bits. You're no fun any more! Okay, here are the rest.
#5 The Naughty Bits
#7 Two inches to the right of a very naughty bit indeed
#22 The nipple
#27 More naughty bits
#28 The naughty bits of the Cabinet
#31 The end
Again with Reginald Maudling. I know that he was a Conservative MP In Mr. Heath's government, but I wonder what made him alone the target of so much rare Python topical humor? Another silly question.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Just some running Monty Python references.
--- MarlinsGirl
thank you, I'm trying to figure out what they're talking about.
Terri M.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Ok
#10 The Big Toe
#11 More Naughty Bits
#12 The Naughty Bits of A Lady
#13 The Naughty Bits of A Horse
#14 The Naughty Bits Of An Ant
#15 The Naughty Bits Of Reginald Mauldling
#16 The Hand
--- aduerksen3
Oh come on...... would you guys just get right to "the naughty bits".....
--- Stavro288
And I've just taken a right turn into a bit from episode 42 where insane Edwardian toffs discuss whether words sound 'woody' or 'tinny', a premise within itself that can potentially turn viral. 'Premise'- tinny sounding word!
--- MarlinsGirl
thank you, I'm trying to figure out what they're talking about.
Terri M.
--- karlap
That explains everything. The entire transcript of the "Salavation Fuzz (Dead Bishop)" sketch from the Monty Python's Flying Circus episode #29 (from 1972) is here.
Ten years later there was a punk band called Church Police - more info here.
--- Stavro288
Better call the Church Police...'THE CHURCH POLICE!'
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Oh come on...... would you guys just get right to "the naughty bits".....
--- Stavro288
And I've just taken a right turn into a bit from episode 42 where insane Edwardian toffs discuss whether words sound 'woody' or 'tinny', a premise within itself that can potentially turn viral. 'Premise'- tinny sounding word!
--- MarlinsGirl
thank you, I'm trying to figure out what they're talking about.
Terri M.
--- karlap
That explains everything. The entire transcript of the "Salavation Fuzz (Dead Bishop)" sketch from the Monty Python's Flying Circus episode #29 (from 1972) is here.
Ten years later there was a punk band called Church Police - more info here.
--- Stavro288
Better call the Church Police...'THE CHURCH POLICE!'
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d And I've just taken a right turn into a bit from episode 42 where insane Edwardian toffs discuss whether words sound 'woody' or 'tinny', a premise within itself that can potentially turn viral. 'Premise'- tinny sounding word!
--- MarlinsGirl
thank you, I'm trying to figure out what they're talking about.
Terri M.
--- karlap
That explains everything. The entire transcript of the "Salavation Fuzz (Dead Bishop)" sketch from the Monty Python's Flying Circus episode #29 (from 1972) is here.
Ten years later there was a punk band called Church Police - more info here.
--- Stavro288
Better call the Church Police...'THE CHURCH POLICE!'
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d thank you, I'm trying to figure out what they're talking about.
Terri M.
--- karlap
That explains everything. The entire transcript of the "Salavation Fuzz (Dead Bishop)" sketch from the Monty Python's Flying Circus episode #29 (from 1972) is here.
Ten years later there was a punk band called Church Police - more info here.
--- Stavro288
Better call the Church Police...'THE CHURCH POLICE!'
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Larch...larch...nasty tinny sort of word! Tin, tin, tin! Gorrrrn!
--- peterpuck9
And now.....Number Four.......The Larch.....The Larch.....The Larrrrch
--- Stavro288
All right, it's a fair cop, but society is to blame. Especially the toffs who shoot caribou nibbling the croquet hoops!
'Caribou'. What a super 'woody' sort of word.
--- peterpuck9
What's all this then?
Oh Lord, we beseech thee, tell us who croaked Leicester!
--- Stavro288
Better call the Church Police...'THE CHURCH POLICE!'
--- peterpuck9
Tattoed on the back of his neck. Is that rat tart? Disgusting!
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d And now.....Number Four.......The Larch.....The Larch.....The Larrrrch
--- Stavro288
All right, it's a fair cop, but society is to blame. Especially the toffs who shoot caribou nibbling the croquet hoops!
'Caribou'. What a super 'woody' sort of word.
--- peterpuck9
What's all this then?
Oh Lord, we beseech thee, tell us who croaked Leicester!
--- Stavro288
Better call the Church Police...'THE CHURCH POLICE!'
--- peterpuck9
Tattoed on the back of his neck. Is that rat tart? Disgusting!
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d It does? :-)
--- karlap
That explains everything. The entire transcript of the "Salavation Fuzz (Dead Bishop)" sketch from the Monty Python's Flying Circus episode #29 (from 1972) is here.
Ten years later there was a punk band called Church Police - more info here.
--- Stavro288
Better call the Church Police...'THE CHURCH POLICE!'
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d That explains everything. The entire transcript of the "Salavation Fuzz (Dead Bishop)" sketch from the Monty Python's Flying Circus episode #29 (from 1972) is here.
Ten years later there was a punk band called Church Police - more info here.
--- Stavro288
Better call the Church Police...'THE CHURCH POLICE!'
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d All right, it's a fair cop, but society is to blame. Especially the toffs who shoot caribou nibbling the croquet hoops!
'Caribou'. What a super 'woody' sort of word.
--- peterpuck9
What's all this then?
Oh Lord, we beseech thee, tell us who croaked Leicester!
--- Stavro288
Better call the Church Police...'THE CHURCH POLICE!'
--- peterpuck9
Tattoed on the back of his neck. Is that rat tart? Disgusting!
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d What's all this then?
Oh Lord, we beseech thee, tell us who croaked Leicester!
--- Stavro288
Better call the Church Police...'THE CHURCH POLICE!'
--- peterpuck9
Tattoed on the back of his neck. Is that rat tart? Disgusting!
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Better call the Church Police...'THE CHURCH POLICE!'
--- peterpuck9
Tattoed on the back of his neck. Is that rat tart? Disgusting!
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Tattoed on the back of his neck. Is that rat tart? Disgusting!
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d How do you know?
--- peterpuck9
Leicester.
--- Stavro288
Not another one! What's it's diocese?
--- peterpuck9
Hey, there's a dead bishop on the landing!
--- Stavro288
Moan, moan, moan!
--- peterpuck9
All right. (One slice of strawberry tart without so much rat in it later) Disgusting!!!
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Leicester.
--- Stavro288
Not another one! What's it's diocese?
--- peterpuck9
Hey, there's a dead bishop on the landing!
--- Stavro288
Moan, moan, moan!
--- peterpuck9
All right. (One slice of strawberry tart without so much rat in it later) Disgusting!!!
--- Stavro288
Would you like a slice without so much rat in it? There's 3. Rather a lot, really.
--- peterpuck9
No? Then I'll have some strawberry tart instead.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Not another one! What's it's diocese?
--- peterpuck9
Hey, there's a dead bishop on the landing!
--- Stavro288
Moan, moan, moan!
--- peterpuck9
All right. (One slice of strawberry tart without so much rat in it later) Disgusting!!!
--- Stavro288
Would you like a slice without so much rat in it? There's 3. Rather a lot, really.
--- peterpuck9
No? Then I'll have some strawberry tart instead.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Hey, there's a dead bishop on the landing!
--- Stavro288
Moan, moan, moan!
--- peterpuck9
All right. (One slice of strawberry tart without so much rat in it later) Disgusting!!!
--- Stavro288
Would you like a slice without so much rat in it? There's 3. Rather a lot, really.
--- peterpuck9
No? Then I'll have some strawberry tart instead.
--- Stavro288
'Course you don't get bloody wafers with it! ...ALBATROSS!
--- peterpuck9
Do you get wafers with it?
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Moan, moan, moan!
--- peterpuck9
All right. (One slice of strawberry tart without so much rat in it later) Disgusting!!!
--- Stavro288
Would you like a slice without so much rat in it? There's 3. Rather a lot, really.
--- peterpuck9
No? Then I'll have some strawberry tart instead.
--- Stavro288
'Course you don't get bloody wafers with it! ...ALBATROSS!
--- peterpuck9
Do you get wafers with it?
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d All right. (One slice of strawberry tart without so much rat in it later) Apalling!!!
--- Stavro288
Would you like a slice without so much rat in it? There's 3. Rather a lot, really.
--- peterpuck9
No? Then I'll have some strawberry tart instead.
--- Stavro288
'Course you don't get bloody wafers with it! ...ALBATROSS!
--- peterpuck9
Do you get wafers with it?
--- Stavro288
Gannets aren't so bad. It's a 'Standard British bird', it's in all the books. All their wet nests must be smelly. At least you don't have to sell the albatross. Though they are 'sea bird' flavor. Everything's got a flavor.
--- peterpuck9
Sorry, had to focus on work. :-( Bloody gannets!!!!!!
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Would you like a slice without so much rat in it? There's 3. Rather a lot, really.
--- peterpuck9
No? Then I'll have some strawberry tart instead.
--- Stavro288
'Course you don't get bloody wafers with it! ...ALBATROSS!
--- peterpuck9
Do you get wafers with it?
--- Stavro288
Gannets aren't so bad. It's a 'Standard British bird', it's in all the books. All their wet nests must be smelly. At least you don't have to sell the albatross. Though they are 'sea bird' flavor. Everything's got a flavor.
--- peterpuck9
Sorry, had to focus on work. :-( Bloody gannets!!!!!!
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d No? Then I'll have some strawberry tart instead.
--- Stavro288
'Course you don't get bloody wafers with it! ...ALBATROSS!
--- peterpuck9
Do you get wafers with it?
--- Stavro288
Gannets aren't so bad. It's a 'Standard British bird', it's in all the books. All their wet nests must be smelly. At least you don't have to sell the albatross. Though they are 'sea bird' flavor. Everything's got a flavor.
--- peterpuck9
Sorry, had to focus on work. :-( Bloody gannets!!!!!!
--- Adam
Don't give up now! You were just about to get to the part with four M's and a silent Q. That's my favorite.
--- Stavro288
Ah, yes, Dickens.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d 'Course you don't get bloody wafers with it! ...ALBATROSS!
--- peterpuck9
Do you get wafers with it?
--- Stavro288
Gannets aren't so bad. It's a 'Standard British bird', it's in all the books. All their wet nests must be smelly. At least you don't have to sell the albatross. Though they are 'sea bird' flavor. Everything's got a flavor.
--- peterpuck9
Sorry, had to focus on work. :-( Bloody gannets!!!!!!
--- Adam
Don't give up now! You were just about to get to the part with four M's and a silent Q. That's my favorite.
--- Stavro288
Ah, yes, Dickens.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Do you get wafers with it?
--- Stavro288
Gannets aren't so bad. It's a 'Standard British bird', it's in all the books. All their wet nests must be smelly. At least you don't have to sell the albatross. Though they are 'sea bird' flavor. Everything's got a flavor.
--- peterpuck9
Sorry, had to focus on work. :-( Bloody gannets!!!!!!
--- Adam
Don't give up now! You were just about to get to the part with four M's and a silent Q. That's my favorite.
--- Stavro288
Ah, yes, Dickens.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Gannets aren't so bad. It's a 'Standard British bird', it's in all the books. All their wet nests must be smelly. At least you don't have to sell the albatross. Though they are 'sea bird' flavor. Everything's got a flavor.
--- peterpuck9
Sorry, had to focus on work. :-( Bloody gannets!!!!!!
--- Adam
Don't give up now! You were just about to get to the part with four M's and a silent Q. That's my favorite.
--- Stavro288
Ah, yes, Dickens.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Sorry, had to focus on work. :-( Bloody gannets!!!!!!
--- Adam
Don't give up now! You were just about to get to the part with four M's and a silent Q. That's my favorite.
--- Stavro288
Ah, yes, Dickens.
--- peterpuck9
How about David Coperfield?
--- Stavro288
Well, we haven't got it stock, sir...There's this copy of 'Olsen's Standard Book of British Birds'. Some pages seem to be missing. No gannets, no robins, no nuthatches. I guess they wet their nests....
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Don't give up now! You were just about to get to the part with four M's and a silent Q. That's my favorite.
--- Stavro288
Ah, yes, Dickens.
--- peterpuck9
How about David Coperfield?
--- Stavro288
Well, we haven't got it stock, sir...There's this copy of 'Olsen's Standard Book of British Birds'. Some pages seem to be missing. No gannets, no robins, no nuthatches. I guess they wet their nests....
--- peterpuck9
No, not that one. Can I have "101 Ways To Start A Fight" by an Irish gentleman whose name eludes me at the moment?
--- Stavro288
I'll have a look. Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn- hello, what's this? It's a copy of '30 Days in the Samarkand Desert With the Duchess of Kent' by A.E.J. Elliot O.B.E.! Someone was looking for this I'm sure. Annoying guy with bulgy eyes. No cash. Can't even read.
--- peterpuck9
Have you got any? (he asked, expecting the answer no)
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Ah, yes, Dickens.
--- peterpuck9
How about David Coperfield?
--- Stavro288
Well, we haven't got it stock, sir...There's this copy of 'Olsen's Standard Book of British Birds'. Some pages seem to be missing. No gannets, no robins, no nuthatches. I guess they wet their nests....
--- peterpuck9
No, not that one. Can I have "101 Ways To Start A Fight" by an Irish gentleman whose name eludes me at the moment?
--- Stavro288
I'll have a look. Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn- hello, what's this? It's a copy of '30 Days in the Samarkand Desert With the Duchess of Kent' by A.E.J. Elliot O.B.E.! Someone was looking for this I'm sure. Annoying guy with bulgy eyes. No cash. Can't even read.
--- peterpuck9
Have you got any? (he asked, expecting the answer no)
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d How about David Coperfield?
--- Stavro288
Well, we haven't got it stock, sir...There's this copy of 'Olsen's Standard Book of British Birds'. Some pages seem to be missing. No gannets, no robins, no nuthatches. I guess they wet their nests....
--- peterpuck9
No, not that one. Can I have "101 Ways To Start A Fight" by an Irish gentleman whose name eludes me at the moment?
--- Stavro288
I'll have a look. Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn- hello, what's this? It's a copy of '30 Days in the Samarkand Desert With the Duchess of Kent' by A.E.J. Elliot O.B.E.! Someone was looking for this I'm sure. Annoying guy with bulgy eyes. No cash. Can't even read.
--- peterpuck9
Have you got any? (he asked, expecting the answer no)
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Well, we haven't got it stock, sir...There's this copy of 'Olsen's Standard Book of British Birds'. Some pages seem to be missing. No gannets, no robins, no nuthatches. I guess they wet their nests....
--- peterpuck9
No, not that one. Can I have "101 Ways To Start A Fight" by an Irish gentleman whose name eludes me at the moment?
--- Stavro288
I'll have a look. Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn- hello, what's this? It's a copy of '30 Days in the Samarkand Desert With the Duchess of Kent' by A.E.J. Elliot O.B.E.! Someone was looking for this I'm sure. Annoying guy with bulgy eyes. No cash. Can't even read.
--- peterpuck9
Have you got any? (he asked, expecting the answer no)
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d No, not that one. Can I have "101 Ways To Start A Fight" by an Irish gentleman whose name eludes me at the moment?
--- Stavro288
I'll have a look. Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn- hello, what's this? It's a copy of '30 Days in the Samarkand Desert With the Duchess of Kent' by A.E.J. Elliot O.B.E.! Someone was looking for this I'm sure. Annoying guy with bulgy eyes. No cash. Can't even read.
--- peterpuck9
Have you got any? (he asked, expecting the answer no)
--- Stavro288
No Venezuelan Beaver cheese today, but Ilchester is quite staggeringly popular in the manor, squire.
--- peterpuck9
Can I get any Venezualan Beaver cheese or is it under embargo?
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I'll have a look. Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn- hello, what's this? It's a copy of '30 Days in the Samarkand Desert With the Duchess of Kent' by A.E.J. Elliot O.B.E.! Someone was looking for this I'm sure. Annoying guy with bulgy eyes. No cash. Can't even read.
--- peterpuck9
Have you got any? (he asked, expecting the answer no)
--- Stavro288
No Venezuelan Beaver cheese today, but Ilchester is quite staggeringly popular in the manor, squire.
--- peterpuck9
Can I get any Venezualan Beaver cheese or is it under embargo?
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Have you got any? (he asked, expecting the answer no)
--- Stavro288
No Venezuelan Beaver cheese today, but Ilchester is quite staggeringly popular in the manor, squire.
--- peterpuck9
Can I get any Venezualan Beaver cheese or is it under embargo?
--- Stavro288
Thanks. Saw it coming up the 'high street'. The switcheroo's an oldie but a goodie. But I was really looking forward to some Norwegian Jarlsberger and the terpsichorean muse. Too bad the place was so uncontaminated by cheese.
--- peterpuck9
Shame too. It was such a clean cheese shop! (I was wondering how you were going to avoid a dead end...great job!)
--- Stavro288
Well squire, you've been there, right? I mean...you've done it? You done in Mr. Wensleydale for not having any cheese in his shop! ......LEMON CURRY?
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d No Venezuelan Beaver cheese today, but Ilchester is quite staggeringly popular in the manor, squire.
--- peterpuck9
Can I get any Venezualan Beaver cheese or is it under embargo?
--- Stavro288
Thanks. Saw it coming up the 'high street'. The switcheroo's an oldie but a goodie. But I was really looking forward to some Norwegian Jarlsberger and the terpsichorean muse. Too bad the place was so uncontaminated by cheese.
--- peterpuck9
Shame too. It was such a clean cheese shop! (I was wondering how you were going to avoid a dead end...great job!)
--- Stavro288
Well squire, you've been there, right? I mean...you've done it? You done in Mr. Wensleydale for not having any cheese in his shop! ......LEMON CURRY?
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Can I get any Venezualan Beaver cheese or is it under embargo?
--- Stavro288
Thanks. Saw it coming up the 'high street'. The switcheroo's an oldie but a goodie. But I was really looking forward to some Norwegian Jarlsberger and the terpsichorean muse. Too bad the place was so uncontaminated by cheese.
--- peterpuck9
Shame too. It was such a clean cheese shop! (I was wondering how you were going to avoid a dead end...great job!)
--- Stavro288
Well squire, you've been there, right? I mean...you've done it? You done in Mr. Wensleydale for not having any cheese in his shop! ......LEMON CURRY?
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Thanks. Saw it coming up the 'high street'. The switcheroo's an oldie but a goodie. But I was really looking forward to some Norwegian Jarlsberger and the terpsichorean muse. Too bad the place was so uncontaminated by cheese.
--- peterpuck9
Shame too. It was such a clean cheese shop! (I was wondering how you were going to avoid a dead end...great job!)
--- Stavro288
Well squire, you've been there, right? I mean...you've done it? You done in Mr. Wensleydale for not having any cheese in his shop! ......LEMON CURRY?
--- peterpuck9
What do you mean?
--- Stavro288
Well, you're a man o' the world ain't ya, squire- you've been around, wink, wink, been around...
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Shame too. It was such a clean cheese shop! (I was wondering how you were going to avoid a dead end...great job!)
--- Stavro288
Well squire, you've been there, right? I mean...you've done it? You done in Mr. Wensleydale for not having any cheese in his shop! ......LEMON CURRY?
--- peterpuck9
What do you mean?
--- Stavro288
Well, you're a man o' the world ain't ya, squire- you've been around, wink, wink, been around...
--- peterpuck9
Well?
--- Stavro288
Oh no, no, no....yes.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Well squire, you've been there, right? I mean...you've done it? You done in Mr. Wensleydale for not having any cheese in his shop! ......LEMON CURRY?
--- peterpuck9
What do you mean?
--- Stavro288
Well, you're a man o' the world ain't ya, squire- you've been around, wink, wink, been around...
--- peterpuck9
Well?
--- Stavro288
Oh no, no, no....yes.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d What do you mean?
--- Stavro288
Well, you're a man o' the world ain't ya, squire- you've been around, wink, wink, been around...
--- peterpuck9
Well?
--- Stavro288
Oh no, no, no....yes.
--- peterpuck9
Are you insinuating something???
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Well, you're a man o' the world ain't ya, squire- you've been around, wink, wink, been around...
--- peterpuck9
Well?
--- Stavro288
Oh no, no, no....yes.
--- peterpuck9
Are you insinuating something???
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Well?
--- Stavro288
Oh no, no, no....yes.
--- peterpuck9
Are you insinuating something???
--- Stavro288
Holiday snaps, very good, swimming costumes- candid photography? I've heard that if you holiday in Hawaii and smoke enough pakololo at luaus, asphalt aardvarks look awfully silly wearing Hawaiian shirts made of belly button lint from fat guys.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Oh no, no, no....yes.
--- peterpuck9
Are you insinuating something???
--- Stavro288
Holiday snaps, very good, swimming costumes- candid photography? I've heard that if you holiday in Hawaii and smoke enough pakololo at luaus, asphalt aardvarks look awfully silly wearing Hawaiian shirts made of belly button lint from fat guys.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Are you insinuating something???
--- Stavro288
Holiday snaps, very good, swimming costumes- candid photography? I've heard that if you holiday in Hawaii and smoke enough pakololo at luaus, asphalt aardvarks look awfully silly wearing Hawaiian shirts made of belly button lint from fat guys.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Holiday snaps, very good, swimming costumes- candid photography? I've heard that if you holiday in Hawaii and smoke enough pakololo at luaus, asphalt aardvarks look awfully silly wearing Hawaiian shirts made of belly button lint from fat guys.
--- peterpuck9
We took some pictures while on holiday.
--- Stavro288
Selling- very good, very good, eh, eh, eh- say no more! It occurs to me that women into rubber johnsons would also be into photography. D'ya think? 'Photographs, eh?' he asked him knowingly...
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d We took some pictures while on holiday.
--- Stavro288
Selling- very good, very good, eh, eh, eh- say no more! It occurs to me that women into rubber johnsons would also be into photography. D'ya think? 'Photographs, eh?' he asked him knowingly...
--- peterpuck9
Look, are you selling something?
--- Stavro288
I think most women enjoy a rubber johnson every now and again. Especially the battery operated kind. They just don't make a fuss about it. Well, not very often. Nudge, nudge, say no more...
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d LOL.....Pakololo?
--- MarlinsGirl
I think it's more like is he Smoking something.
Terri M.
--- peterpuck9
Look, are you selling something?
--- Stavro288
I think most women enjoy a rubber johnson every now and again. Especially the battery operated kind. They just don't make a fuss about it. Well, not very often. Nudge, nudge, say no more...
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Selling- very good, very good, eh, eh, eh- say no more! It occurs to me that women into rubber johnsons would also be into photography. D'ya think? 'Photographs, eh?' he asked him knowingly...
--- peterpuck9
Look, are you selling something?
--- Stavro288
I think most women enjoy a rubber johnson every now and again. Especially the battery operated kind. They just don't make a fuss about it. Well, not very often. Nudge, nudge, say no more...
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I think it's more like is he Smoking something.
Terri M.
--- peterpuck9
Look, are you selling something?
--- Stavro288
I think most women enjoy a rubber johnson every now and again. Especially the battery operated kind. They just don't make a fuss about it. Well, not very often. Nudge, nudge, say no more...
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Look, are you selling something?
--- Stavro288
I think most women enjoy a rubber johnson every now and again. Especially the battery operated kind. They just don't make a fuss about it. Well, not very often. Nudge, nudge, say no more...
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I think most women enjoy a rubber johnson every now and again. Especially the battery operated kind. They just don't make a fuss about it. Well, not very often. Nudge, nudge, say no more...
--- Dang
She probably enjoys it because you... Rubber Hamster! I don't know what you're doing with the Captain, but maybe she would also enjoy a Rubber Johnson!
--dang
--- Stavro288
I try to keep things moving along, but we can't have things getting silly. Now, no one enjoys a good laugh more than I do, except my wife and a few of her friends...and Captain Johnson. Actually, come to think of it, everyone enjoys a good laugh more than I do, but that's beside the point.
--- peterpuck9
Quite agree. This thread is becoming very silly indeed.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d She probably enjoys it because you... Rubber Hamster! I don't know what you're doing with the Captain, but maybe she would also enjoy a Rubber Johnson!
--dang
--- Stavro288
I try to keep things moving along, but we can't have things getting silly. Now, no one enjoys a good laugh more than I do, except my wife and a few of her friends...and Captain Johnson. Actually, come to think of it, everyone enjoys a good laugh more than I do, but that's beside the point.
--- peterpuck9
Quite agree. This thread is becoming very silly indeed.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I try to keep things moving along, but we can't have things getting silly. Now, no one enjoys a good laugh more than I do, except my wife and a few of her friends...and Captain Johnson. Actually, come to think of it, everyone enjoys a good laugh more than I do, but that's beside the point.
--- peterpuck9
Quite agree. This thread is becoming very silly indeed.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Quite agree. This thread is becoming very silly indeed.
--- Stavro288
Time for another silly question. This one's really silly. We have quite a few artists as members, but are there ones we don't know about? When Wayne signed them up for his MP3 store last year, did some of those artists join who weren't members already? Is Lemon Demon or Carla Ulbrich a member? Did Weird Al himself join at some point? If they did, would Wayne tell us? Just wondering.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I try to highlight each new member as I see them create am account (give them an "Artist" title), but it's a hit-and-miss sitiation when you're getting 1,200 new users a month.
I don't know if Lemon Demon has created an account, but I know Carla Ulbrich did. I expect to see more of them join when the MP3 store opens because then they can monitor the sales of their music in real-time.
--- Stavro288
Time for another silly question. This one's really silly. We have quite a few artists as members, but are there ones we don't know about? When Wayne signed them up for his MP3 store last year, did some of those artists join who weren't members already? Is Lemon Demon or Carla Ulbrich a member? Did Weird Al himself join at some point? If they did, would Wayne tell us? Just wondering.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Time for another silly question. This one's really silly. We have quite a few artists as members, but are there ones we don't know about? When Wayne signed them up for his MP3 store last year, did some of those artists join who weren't members already? Is Lemon Demon or Carla Ulbrich a member? Did Weird Al himself join at some point? If they did, would Wayne tell us? Just wondering.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Hey!! Don't be knocken CRAP
Okay
Knock the letter "C"
And if you DO, you'll have popular music!
Some of it is worth 50 cents!
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d This has taken a crappy turn! :-)
--- Stavro288
When you 'make do', be sure there's a toilet involved, or you'll end up cleaning far more of the house than you'd intended.
--- Shmooly
I get away with do all the time.
In fact I was getting away with it so much that I just started making it.
Really.
Now I just make do.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d When you 'make do', be sure there's a toilet involved, or you'll end up cleaning far more of the house than you'd intended.
--- Shmooly
I get away with do all the time.
In fact I was getting away with it so much that I just started making it.
Really.
Now I just make do.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I get away with do all the time.
In fact I was getting away with it so much that I just started making it.
Really.
Now I just make do.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I may be asking for it again, but it's time for another silly question.
This one involves the infamous unreleased "Monty Python's Hastily Cobbled Together For a Fast Buck Album" compiled in the early '80s and widely available on the net for some time.
Since Wayne seems all right with adding 'new' songs to the song list, shouldn't this album be included? This is an 'archive' of dementia, after all.
I imagine there'd be ten kinds of legal hell if they were played on the show, but it would be proper to document the tracks in the song pages.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Yeah, I guess it is - but they're all "Shows" so they are all grouped together under "Shows".
Since TMMS, MM and FFM can all be listened-to online, I considered them "Features" which are above and beyon just "Shows"
(He said humbly)
<grin>
--- Stavro288
Well, I call these questions 'silly' for a reason. I just thought that the lists under the 'shows' icon, especially for this year, although arranged by date, looked a bit jumbled with Dr.D, TMMS, etc. mixed up like that. Probably just me.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Well, I call these questions 'silly' for a reason. I just thought that the lists under the 'shows' icon, especially for this year, although arranged by date, looked a bit jumbled with Dr.D, TMMS, etc. mixed up like that. Probably just me.
--- Captain Wayne
It does - the first item under "Features"
--- Stavro288
Isn't it long past time that TMMS had it's own separate 'shows' icon in the toolbar above?
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d It does - the first item under "Features"
--- Stavro288
Isn't it long past time that TMMS had it's own separate 'shows' icon in the toolbar above?
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I've found it just as quick to click on "Home" and then select the show you want from the list on the right.
--- Stavro288
Time for another silly suggestion. (Time for......These things are scheduled?!?)
Isn't it long past time that TMMS had it's own separate 'shows' icon in the toolbar above? It'd make the function a bit easier without all the Dr.D., TMMS, and Manic Monday shows all jumbled together. Another demented thought.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Time for another silly suggestion. (Time for......These things are scheduled?!?)
Isn't it long past time that TMMS had it's own separate 'shows' icon in the toolbar above? It'd make the function a bit easier without all the Dr.D., TMMS, and Manic Monday shows all jumbled together. Another demented thought.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Too late, Sgt. Shmooly! Already escaped through the tunnel and bribed the dogs at the main gate. Zey love der rubber hamsters! And don't try to find me in the forest of Dementia! After all- Ich bin ein Holzfäller und fühl mich stark!!!
Bwa hahahahahahahaha!
--- Shmooly
Starvo, you are not running dis camp. SHULTZ, put him in ze cooler.
General Bokarter I assure you novun has ever escaped from Stalag DEMENTIA!
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Starvo, you are not running dis camp. SHULTZ, put him in ze cooler.
General Bokarter I assure you novun has ever escaped from Stalag DEMENTIA!
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I wonder if German lumberjacks invade Polish forests, and when asked where all the trees went, they say, "I know nosssssssing!"
(Another silly question, another rubber hamster! Arrr!)
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I'm a Loomberjak Ya, Oon I'm Okay, I ess mine Zaurkraut everyday Ya!
--- Stavro288
Thanks, Cap'n. Now I can finish transcribing Python's 'Lumberjack Song' in German! Bwwwahahahah!
Too much free time...Too much free time.......
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Thanks, Cap'n. Now I can finish transcribing Python's 'Lumberjack Song' in German! Bwwwahahahah!
Too much free time...Too much free time.......
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d That would be the virtual black hole I installed earlier today when I was cleaning up the databases.
Sorry about that!!!!
They should be fixed now - if anyone has any problems, please e-mail me ASAP! wayne@themadmusicarchive.com
With me working on the new site I may install other cosmic debris that affects the LIVE site!
Thanks!
--- Stavro288
Meanwhile, what goes on with all the server errors on the song pages? I try to put words and info to a Shel Silverstein or Monty Python bit or three, and get server errors. The pages are just gone.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Time to get out the hammer and chisel, I think.
Meanwhile, what goes on with all the server errors on the song pages? I try to put words and info to a Shel Silverstein or Monty Python bit or three, and get server errors. The pages are just gone. Even for pages I've already done. Is this due to the upgrade, or have they been zapped? Is it just my craptacular machine, or is anyone else getting this?
--- peterpuck9
I think generally that's what is done with stray requests and tributes, but it's not set in stone.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I think generally that's what is done with stray requests and tributes, but it's not set in stone.
--- Stavro288
Time for a suggestion, now. One not involving hamsters or belly button lint. It's right and proper to do the tributes to Logan Whitehurst and Peter Boyle in the show's 1st segment. Perhaps next month, the 1st segment could permanently become a sort of clearinghouse for all the non-theme songs (be they tributes or whatever) that the Cap'n or someone want to get in without distracting from the show's theme.
Another demented thought to be ponderin', mateys.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Arrrr! Another problem solved, another green-blue-electric yellow dollar. Another rubber hamster, as well.
Time for a suggestion, now. One not involving hamsters or belly button lint. It's right and proper to do the tributes to Logan Whitehurst and Peter Boyle in the show's 1st segment. Perhaps next month, the 1st segment could permanently become a sort of clearinghouse for all the non-theme songs (be they tributes or whatever) that the Cap'n or someone want to get in without distracting from the show's theme.
Another demented thought to be ponderin', mateys.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Well, that's a relief. For a moment there, I was worried Nintendo would come after both Wayne and myself.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I wouldn't worry too much about it. Your use of that music most likely falls under the "fair use" category of the copyright laws... and I really don't think the video game producers stand to lose any money from it. They may even gain a little if somebody liked the music enough to buy the game, but I think the music would probably be low on my list of reasons to buy a game.
--- SpongeBobLuvr
I have a similar concern. Some of you may have noticed I used video game music as background music on MMS #40. After looking at this information, it may not have been such a good idea. What do you think?
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I think the 'distributing' mentioned in the piece was meant for those who intentionally rip and sell said game music. For what is difficult to conceive of, though. Cashing in on their copyrighted material is what seems to make them the most litigious. Playing it as background to a podcast and, most importantly, not making a dime off it is unlikely to show up on their radar. Podcasts like this contain lots of snippets of copyrighted songs or sound effects edited together (a la Whimsical Will and the late Dickie Goodman before him). Thousands of potential legal infractions in a 'cast, and thousands of 'casts. Where does a psychotic RIAA lawyer start?
Considering that, you shouldn't be too concerned. "The net is vast and infinite"
--- SpongeBobLuvr
I have a similar concern. Some of you may have noticed I used video game music as background music on MMS #40. After looking at this information, it may not have been such a good idea. What do you think?
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I have a similar concern. Some of you may have noticed I used video game music as background music on MMS #40. After looking at this information, it may not have been such a good idea. What do you think?
--- Stavro288
Alright, I was kidding about the hamsters.
I do have a silly question, though. It involves lyric posting. Yesterday, I was doing just that when I noticed that I kept running into lyrics on certain sites which said "lyrics posted by/with permission" and it occurred to me that it could be perceived that I was posting them on this site without permission. Are there any potential legal issues involving this, or is it more of an Internet sort of thing that implies 'do what you can get away with'?
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I guess it's probably a good thing that many Mad Music artists are unsigned or "indie" artists.... Music biz execs can't take away what they have no legal control over.
--- Stavro288
Well, anyway, what you're saying is that eventually, the lawyers will come after the site again. I'm sure Wayne's looking forward to THAT.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Mmmm....Hamsters and beetles and BBL..Thats NUTRITION! Lettuce! BAH!
Well, anyway, what you're saying is that eventually, the lawyers will come after the site again. I'm sure Wayne's looking forward to THAT.
On to the next silly question/suggestion. Quite a while ago, the issue of member status definitions came up. Most were obvious, but what made one an 'old timer' or 'participant' specifically? Cthulhu knows I've forgotten. Perhaps when Cap'n Wayne updates the site next month, the 'color key' on the friends page can include status terms that link to a short definition for the less obvious ones. Just a thought.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Legal issues will always surround how we share music, thanks to the big buisness that seeks to control it.
Consider the case of The On-Line Guitar Archive (www.olga.net) which was known to be among the best places to find lyrics and guitar chords for almost any song imaginable... that is until the music industry got involved. After a while where noting could be found on their site, they came back with only guitar chords and just a word or two from the start of each line. That was apparently fine for a while, but the music industry has again found another legal issue with them. They are once again reduced to an apologetic first page.
Although many artists would prefer us to have enough resources to sing along and play along with their songs, most industry execs view it as a threat on their meal ticket.
So.... Posting lyrics are probably legal now, but studio execs are apparently determined to put a stop to it. I don't think even artist's permission will eventually be worth much.
As for hamsters.... Try them stir fried and mixed with frozen beetles and belly button lint.
Tastes like chicken!
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d No, that's a good question.
--- Stavro288
Alright, I was kidding about the hamsters.
I do have a silly question, though. It involves lyric posting. Yesterday, I was doing just that when I noticed that I kept running into lyrics on certain sites which said "lyrics posted by/with permission" and it occurred to me that it could be perceived that I was posting them on this site without permission. Are there any potential legal issues involving this, or is it more of an Internet sort of thing that implies 'do what you can get away with'?
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Alright, I was kidding about the hamsters.
I do have a silly question, though. It involves lyric posting. Yesterday, I was doing just that when I noticed that I kept running into lyrics on certain sites which said "lyrics posted by/with permission" and it occurred to me that it could be perceived that I was posting them on this site without permission. Are there any potential legal issues involving this, or is it more of an Internet sort of thing that implies 'do what you can get away with'?
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