Santa Klutz by Cab City Combo

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Santa Klutz
By: Cab City Combo

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Duration:	1:55
Release Date:	1995 (CabCityComboGuy)
Lyrics By:	Paul Rubin (CabCityComboGuy)
Music By:	Paul Rubin (CabCityComboGuy)
Produced By:	Paul Rubin (CabCityComboGuy)
Released By:	Rubin Bros Audio (CabCityComboGuy)
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The voices of the elves were recorded by making the band inhale helium (CabCityComboGuy)

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Cab City Combo: Aqualounge (CabCityComboGuy)

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CD Baby: CAB CITY COMBO: Pork Side of the Moon (CabCityComboGuy)

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Song Lyrics:

Prancer coughed a hairball and Blitzen has the mange
And then there's Chuck and Marty - The rental reindeer he arranged
His sleigh is small and tacky - His suit is ragged too
But still he'll get those toys out - Jeez, what else does he do?
What's that sound like a demonic attack
A fat man wedged in the chimney stack
He's screaming because the soot's in his cuts
Ho Ho Dammit - It's Santa Klutz
Ho Ho Dammit - It's Santa Klutz

He's really out of practice - It's tough just to survive
But that's what comes of working one day in three sixty-five
Imagine what a Monday - What a schedule he keeps
He's worked to death on one day and drunk for forty weeks
At the North Pole behind his back
The elves agree he's a tired hack
His heart's afloat in a sea of guts
Ho Ho Dammit - It's Santa Klutz
Ho Ho Dammit - It's Santa Klutz

That time you got a sweater when you'd asked for a toy
Was just because he'd lost the list he'd made for every girl and boy
Sometimes he knocks off shingles or sets off an alarm
One time he flew into a lake and nearly bought the farm
What's St. Knucklehead gonna do
If you forget to open the flue
Stuck there thinking he must be nuts
Ho Ho Dammit - It's Santa Klutz
Ho Ho Dammit - It's Santa Klutz
"Once I crushed some native huts"
Ho Ho Dammit - It's Santa Klutz (CabCityComboGuy)

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Available on the following album:
Pork Side of the Moon
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	12-14-08, #MMS-118	12-19-99, #99-51
	12-23-07, #MMS-103	12-05-99, #99-49
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