Sign-up FREE! View Cart Login
0 Online
Song Details
Rank this week: 27 (↑15)
Duration: 2:34 
Release Date:
Lyrics By:
Music By:
Produced By:
Released By:
Published By:
Song Lyrics:
**** My Father's Top Drawer - Peter Alsop ****

As a child I was blessed- with a curious mind...
and a sleepy incompetent nurse!
One day, I discovered my father's top drawer-
where I found my old man was... perverse!

Its a wonder I turned out as well as I did...
I'm not nearly as warped as before!
I'm not sick, God forbid-
I was only a kid...
who grew up in his father's top drawer!

There were devices and diagrams- naked toy dolls...
there were magazines and pictures and cards!
and a pen with a lady, when turned upside-down-
... who discarded her black leotards!

It was scary to find... what my dad had on his mind-
and the feelings that came over me!
I tried hard to stay calm-
but how can I tell mom...
his disease was hereditary!

Its a wonder I turned out as well as I did...
readjustment is really a chore!
I found Pandora's box there-
under his socks...
when I opened my father's top drawer!

There was a hot water bottle- with buttox and breasts...
an amazing assortment of smut!
That pornography there, under his underwear-
got me into this sexual rut!

I grew older... and brought home all of my friends-
we'd sneak in and spend long afternoons!
and I never got caught-
though I think my dad knew...
I was selling them his long white balloons!

Its a wonder I turned out as well as I did...
now I'm older and I know the score!
I've got kids of my own-
who'll be pure when they're grown...
'cause there's a LOCK on their father's top drawer!

(lyrics added: 7-4-2015)
(DJ Zath)
Current Rating 8.9 (6 votes)
Song Images:
Messages about the song: "My Father's Top Drawer"
Enter a New Message
RadEditor - HTML WYSIWYG Editor. MS Word-like content editing experience thanks to a rich set of formatting tools, dropdowns, dialogs, system modules and built-in spell-check.
RadEditor's components - toolbar, content area, modes and modules
Toolbar's wrapper  
Content area wrapper
RadEditor's bottom area: Design, Html and Preview modes, Statistics module and resize handle.
It contains RadEditor's Modes/views (HTML, Design and Preview), Statistics and Resizer
Editor Mode buttonsStatistics moduleEditor resizer
RadEditor's Modules - special tools used to provide extra information such as Tag Inspector, Real Time HTML Viewer, Tag Properties and other.


Song samples are provided for information purposes only and are intended to enable the users to sample the music (as they are in very low quality) before they take the decision of purchasing the music. This right is expressly permitted under "Fair Use" as nonprofit educational purposes only. The ownership of the copyright of the songs rests with the respective owners.

Home - News - Forums - Features - Shows - Songs - Artists - About - Friends - Blogs - Search - Help
© 2004-2019 Mad Music Productions, LLC, all rights reserved. Portions are Copyright by their respective copyright holders.