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Duration: 3:19 
Release Date:
Lyrics By: Dave Frishberg (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: Dave Frishberg (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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Published By: Swiftwater Music (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Licensing: ASCAP  #430327274 (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Song Lyrics:
I'm impressed with my attorney Bernie
I'm impressed with his influential friends
He's got very big connections
and I follow his directions
Bernie knows his way around
and so I always do what Bernie recommends

I am blessed with my attorney Bernie
I'm impressed with the way he runs the store
He's got Dodger season boxes
and an office full of foxes
It's amazing all the different things
your average guy might need a lawyer for


Bernie tells me what to do
Bernie always lays it on the line
Bernie says we sue, we sue
Bernie says we sign.. we sign

I'm in touch with my attorney Bernie
In a clutch he can speed right to the scene
and if I'm locked up in the jail
with just one phone call for my bail
He said to call his club collect
or deal directly with his answering machine

When I dine with my attorney Bernie
He buys wine from the rare imported rack
That's 'cause Bernie is a purist
Not your polyester tourist
Bernie waves the glass around awhile
then takes a sip and always sends it back


I admire my attorney Bernie
I admire any guy who knows his stuff
Sure we blew a couple ventures
with a counterfeit debenture
But you win a few, you lose a few
and like Bernie says, you keep on hanging tough

Thanks to you my attorney Bernie
Thanks to you I'm considered well to do
Sure I made out like a bandit
Just exactly like you planned it
But like Murray my accountant
told me yesterday, I owe it all to you


On the dotted line!
(Stavro Arrgolus)
Current Rating 10.0 (2 votes)
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