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Rank this week: 36 (↑11)
Duration: 2:39 (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Release Date: 1988  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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  • From the guy who gave us "Kick Ass USA". (Stavro Arrgolus)
  • Song Lyrics:
    It's five am and 49 wind chill
    Ice cube hanging from my nostril
    Waking up at the crack of ice again
    It gets real lonely in the mountains of Montana

    Toes are froze; try not to bruise them
    Microwave dial it up and nuke them
    My butt's stuck shut; light a Sterno can
    It gets real lonely in the mountains of Montana

    Linda Lou moved back to the city
    She wants to sun herself, nearly froze her...
    Teeth marks broke the skin where she chattered up my hand
    It gets real lonely in the mountains of Montana

    Horse flies on the kitchen table
    Sauce pan hooked to jumper cables
    Horse d'oeuvres, they're frying in the pan
    It gets real lonely in the mountains of Montana

    Where are sheep are sheep and men get lonely
    You got your dog; you got your Shetland pony
    When they look good, things is looking baaaad
    It gets real lonely in the mountains of Montana

    Light the blow torch; cook a can of Spam
    It gets real lonely in the mountains of Montana
    (Stavro Arrgolus)
    Current Rating 8.3 (2 votes)
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    Messages about the song: "The Mountains of Montana"
    Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  08-24-12 08:24 PM  -  8 years ago
    Yes, he actually sings "horse" d'oeuvres.

    What do "horse d'oeuvres" taste like? Best not to think about it. Just say "neigh" to horse d'oeuvres.
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