Thanksgiving In West Paterson by David W. Jacobsen

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Thanksgiving In West Paterson
By: David W. Jacobsen

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Release Date:	11/26/2024
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Thanksgiving in West Paterson

Music and Lyric by David W. Jacobsen

I was staying with grandma
About which I was not ecstatic
But she could never climb all those stairs
To find the meth lab in the attic

I didn't count on the holiday bunch
And her noisy vindictive niece
Still bitter about me taking her pills
She went and called the police

Happy Thanksgiving
Happy Thanksgiving

So during Thanksgiving dinner
After uncle Claude had said grace
In came Sgt. McSlaughter
An unwelcome familiar face

He wasn't interested in the turkey
Or trying a Petit four
So I threw the mashed potatoes in his face
And bolted out the back door

Happy Thanksgiving
Happy Thanksgiving

As I ran through backyards
On that quiet thanksgiving night
I guessed where you'd hidden your key
To the apartment off to the right

I figured since it was a holiday
It'd be a good time for me to touch base
I didn't think that your husband
Would be so annoyed when I came to your place

Happy Thanksgiving
Happy Thanksgiving

So shortly after I arrived
Your place was surrounded by cops
And I'd only just made the acquaintance
Of your in-laws who really seemed shocked

I guess I should have given up
And just seen the sergeant again
But I figured since it was a holiday
I would sit down and have some champagne

Happy Thanksgiving
Happy Thanksgiving (Captain Wayne)

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