Wanna Play Doctor?  By: Bad Beth And Beyond

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Duration:	3:52
Release Date:	10/14/2025
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My early life was really kind of crummy The other girls sang songs of sipping cider through a straw But I sang of how fish heads were so yummy That got into my scout troop leader’s craw But later I was crazy for guys I knew just what to say If the occasion would rise I’d say Chorus: Wanna come upstairs, and we’ll play doctor? Yeah, play Doctor Demento on my radio My knight in shining armor is top hat and Hansen My frequency, frequently, the Demented way to go! It wasn’t long before I was corrupted Stealing spam and shaving cream, some some petty larceny I never thought I’d see the consequences ‘Til I got busted trying to get a fake ID But I couldn’t take my eyes off of the cop He put those handcuffs right on me And I didn’t want to stop I said (Chorus) “The court will now hear the verdict. Does the jury find the defendant GOOD? Or BAD?” (“Bad!) The court I found myself in wasn’t royal Not fit for a princess, I had finally gone astray The jury shows no favor if you bounce your boobies It seemed like they were coming to take me away As the judge raised his gavel I felt so free inside And I began to unravel I said (Chorus) (Captain Wayne)

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