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You Can't Sit Down in a Stormtrooper Costume 
By: Carla Ulbrich
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Duration: 0:57 
Release Date: 4/6/2018 
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Well you can’t sit down in a stormtrooper costume
with a canister on the back
It might look swell but it’s hot as a rocket
and the dadgum thing ain’t got no pockets
You can’t sit down in a stormtrooper costume
with a canister on the back

And you can’t see a thing in a full face helmet
tho it does hide a bad hair day
When you're walkin' down the stairs you'll find you’re up a creek
And you’re gonna make a mess when you go to take a leak
you can’t see a thing in a full face helmet
tho it does hide a bad hair day

but if a life of crime is where you wind up
no one can identify you in a line up

so go right ahead and wear a stormtrooper costume
who needs to sit anyway?
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Played on 3 shows:
05-04-18, #WOTR_8104-07-18, #AOTA-180407
04-13-18, #WOTR_79
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