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Duration: 2:38 
Release Date: 1981  (CapSuper) 
Lyrics By: George Carlin (CapSuper) 
Music By: N/A (CapSuper) 
Produced By: George Carlin (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Released By: Atlantic (CapSuper) 
Published By: Dead Sea Publishing Company (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Licensing: BMI (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Song Lyrics:
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©1981 Dead Sea Publishing Company BMI
(Stavro Arrgolus)
Current Rating 9.5 (2 votes)
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