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(spoken over bass guitar riff)
OK, I'm riding around in this car with this woman that I'm close to a couple times a week. I'm noticing she's looking out of the window and noticing OTHER WOMEN: how this one looks, "Isn't her hair lovely?", "What a nice outfit!"
I said, "Babe, what is the DEAL?! You're noticing all these other chicks... maybe... you're a lesbian."
She looks at me and she says, "I wish I was a lesbian!"
Now, at that point, I wanted to say, "You mean 'you wish you WERE a lesbian' because, grammatically..." But I let it slide; I didn't wanna ruffle any feathers.
But, y'know, that sentence, that retort, "I wish I was a lesbian"...kinda stuck in the ol' "Laud-lo"'s mind...kinda gestated there for...seven, eight minutes...AND THIS TUNE POPPED OUT!
(music starts, singing)
I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero
I wouldn't have to mess with men and all their come-and-go
And all that awful facial hair and yucky "ma-chis-mo"
Ooooooo, I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero
I wish I was a lesbian and that I wasn't straight
I would sleep with women only; man, that would be great
I could throw away my diaphragm; I wouldn't wanna mate
Ooooooo, I wish I was a lesbian and that I wasn't straight
HEEEEEEY!
(musical bridge)
I wish I was a lesbian; I'd like to be a dyke
I would hang with k.d. lang; Mel Gibson, take a hike
I think it would be nice to love someone who was alike
Ooooooo, I wish I was a lesbian; I'd like to be a dyke
I wish I was a lesbian; that's why this song is sung
It shouldn't have to matter how someone is hung
Other things are more important...LIKE HOW TO USE YOR TOUNGE...blblblblblblblblblbl
I wish I was a lesbian; that's why this song is sung
HEEEEEEY!
(musical bridge with spoken line:)
I dare Casey Kasem to play this!
I wish I was a lesbian; I know it's sad, but true
But maybe I might understand you guys and all you do
But if I was a lesbian, I WOULDN'T HAVE TO
I wish I was a lesbian; I know it's sad, but true
Hey, I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero
I wouldn't have to mess with men and all their come-and-go
And all that awful facial hair and yucky "ma-chis-mo" (I hate that damned machismo!)
Ooooooo, I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero
I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero
I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero!
Blblblblblblblblblblblblblblbl... (ChrisWolvie) |
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Current Rating
2.3
(3 votes)
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| Played on 37 shows: |
 | 06-07-17, #ISGD-17-23 |  | 07-07-02, #02-27 |
| 04-29-17, #AOTA-170429 | | 06-10-01, #01-23 |
| 07-04-15, #15-27 | | 03-26-00, #00-13 |
| 06-06-15, #ISGD-15-24 | | 06-20-99, #99-25 |
| 04-04-15, #15-14 | | 02-28-99, #99-09 |
| 07-12-14, #AOTA-140712 | | 05-03-98, #98-18 |
| 07-02-14, #ISGD-14-36 | | 08-31-97, #97-35 |
| 10-01-13, #BWR-13-10-01 | | 07-13-97, #97-28 |
| 06-29-13, #13-26 | | 05-25-97, #97-21 |
| 06-21-09, #09-25 | | 03-30-97, #97-13 |
| 06-07-09, #MMCZ-09-20 | | 12-29-96, #KSCA-96-52 |
| 07-08-07, #07-27 | | 12-29-96, #96-52 |
| 04-09-06, #06-15 | | 05-19-96, #96-20 |
| 03-05-06, #06-10 | | 03-24-96, #96-12 |
| 02-20-05, #XM-91 | | 03-17-96, #96-11 |
| 04-04-04, #XM-45 | | 03-10-96, #96-10 |
| 10-14-03, #ISGD-03-40 | | 03-03-96, #96-09 |
| 08-25-03, #ISGD-03-32 | | 02-25-96, #96-08 |
| 04-20-03, #03-16 | | |
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fiogf49gjkf0d This is such a great song.
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