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Duration: 3:18 
Release Date: 7/22/2014 
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  • Parody of "My Boy" by Jenny Casey (DJ Particle)
  • Song Lyrics:

    We’re flying off to Switzerland to sing your stupid songs
    Cause someone thought this s*** would work on the far side of the pond
    You said hey Steve, you wanna take three weeks and come along
    So I learned the chords to several hundred mommy songs

    We’re almost a band, flying all round the world
    Gotta follow this dream of this dim-witted girl
    Brought a thousand CDs and shirts and shoes
    We’re almost a band, one Okie and one Jew

    We met this real nice guy from Liechtenstein who got us several gigs
    In restaurants and biker bars and a barn that kinda smelled like pigs
    They fed us well, our bellies swelled, with pork and cheese and bread
    And they couldn’t understand a f***ing thing we said

    We’re almost a band, they don’t pay us a lot
    Driving two tons of gear in a tiny rented stick-shift Fiat
    Brought a thousand CDs and shirts and shoes
    We’re almost a band, one Okie and one Jew

    We drove around for hours to find this gig up in France
    And you spilled everything you ate onto your Goodwill pants
    But no matter how pathetic the turnout was
    We bashed this stuff out really really loud because…

    We’re almost a band, we know most of the words
    To all these songs about dishes and hair and shoes and jobs and stinky diapers
    Sold a fourth of the merch, now we’re flying back
    We’re almost a band, but still… chocolate makes me fat

    Hi my name is Walter Frei, I live in downtown Lichtenstein
    I have three children, ein svei drei, and Chocolate Makes Me Fat
    I brought Jenny Casey to Switzerland, to play her songs like only she can
    Someday she’ll have a real band, and Chocolate Makes Me Fat

    In English I know only a few words… here’s what they sound like backwards

    Jenny Jenny, who can I turn to [Chocolate Makes Me Fat]
    This is the worst American song that I know the words to
    And it’s called Chocolate Makes Me Fat
    (Stavro Arrgolus)
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