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Rank this week: 43 (↓43)
Duration: 3:04 (artpaul) 
Release Date: 2013 
Lyrics By: Art Paul Schlosser (artpaul) 
Music By: Art Paul Schlosser (artpaul) 
Produced By: WSUM (artpaul) 
Released By: Art Paul Schlosser Inc (artpaul) 
Published By: Art Paul Schlosser (artpaul) 
Licensing: BMI  #15610900 (artpaul) 
Song Lyrics:
Art Paul:I have a little more time maybe I should play one more song
at least

Pete:That would be fantastic

Art Paul:This one I want to dedicate to Alley
She's a friend and when I first did it I made it up for her
on the spot
It's called:
If You Have a 16 Foot Fire Breathing Lobster

If you have a 16 foot fire breathing lobster
Well I believe you
You don't have to show it to me
It sounds scary
Maybe it's claws are sharp

If it's really 16 foot
And it really breaths fire
Maybe I'll just trust you
I don't have to look at it
I might not tell anybody about it
Cause I still may not believe you
But I rather believe you than actually have proof
In fact I bet if the government finds out about it
They want to know more about it
So maybe you should show a police man
They might want to see it

If it's really 16 foot
And it's got sharp claws and breaths fire
Maybe the police
Or the fire department might want to know about it


But don't show it to me
Not really that interested
I'm in a hurry
Can I go somewhere else
Maybe I'll call you next week
I think I've got your number but if I don't
Don't worry about it I'll find it later
In fact I'm thinking

Could we cook it
That would be a lot lobster
I wouldn't mind eating a lobster that big
If you could find a way to cook the thing
Invite me over
We'll have a big lobster party

You've got a 16 foot lobster that breaths fire
Maybe you should kill it
Before it destroys our city

Pete:Wow that's it ?

Art Paul: Yeah
Maybe I should do
Do we have time for one more

Pete: We've got time for one more but then we got to wrap it up

Pete:Did it kill the city ?
that's kind of mine

Art Paul:We'll never know

Pete: That's part of

Current Rating 9.9 (1 vote)
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